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♥ Naesse ♥

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About Me

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I'm in love with Snoop Dogg and Conan O'Brien. I'm a vampire. I have an awesome cat named Achilles, and he's a Sexy Bitch! I'm presently getting drunk! Sippin' on Malibu Coconut Rum and orange pineapple juice...Like a true pirate!! My favorite color is purple, and I'm obsessed with National Geographic.

My Interests

Geology, Astronomy, Botany, Zoology, tall hot guys!
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I'd like to meet:

Conan O'Brien, Axl Rose, and Moses!.. width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

A little bit of everything! From the Beethoven to Rob Zombie!
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Movies:

I watch everything, I work at a theatre!
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Television:

VH1, National Geographic, Animal Planet, The History Channel, and all my premium cable.

Books:

All Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles! Presently reading The Lord of the Rings, next is the Da Vinci Code. Recently finished Memoirs of a Geisha.
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Heroes:

My Mother and Mr. Chandler!

My Blog

I'm totally freaking out...

So, I know I'm a bitch, that's no secret; I am what I am, I only make apologies if I've really hurt someone. But, for the most part, I say what I mean and I mean what I say. Anyway, I've been getting ...
Posted by ♥ Naesse ♥ on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 02:23:00 PST

I just need to talk shit...

LIKE I SAID DUMB ARE SO MUCH FUN... Okay, so I know I'm always talking shit about the wonderful dumb things that the guests at my job say. But, I seriously need to address an issue that has become a t...
Posted by ♥ Naesse ♥ on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 06:34:00 PST

More shit that ticks me off...

LYING: Don't freak out, I realize we all lie; I too, have been known to fib every now and again. I'm not talking about everyday lying, like "yeah, I really do like your company." Or, " no, I've never...
Posted by ♥ Naesse ♥ on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 09:29:00 PST

More stuff you need to know...

ANOTHER GRAMMAR LESSON: Okay people I'm going to take you back to second grade for a bit. This, if I'm correct, is when we learned the word hurt.  I don't know if your stupid ass was absent the d...
Posted by ♥ Naesse ♥ on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 09:07:00 PST

Fun Stuff

So, how super great are dumb people? You've gotta love 'em, if it weren't for dumb people how would we get all of the awesome questions like: "What time does the 7:30 movie start?" "What's Pirates of ...
Posted by ♥ Naesse ♥ on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 05:05:00 PST

Number 6

LITTERERS:    THEY SHOULD ALL BE SHOT!!!
Posted by ♥ Naesse ♥ on Thu, 25 May 2006 07:14:00 PST

Number 5

CHILDREN:   Eww!!! They are not for everyone! I'm a person that detests kids. I think they smell, they're dumb, they're messy, and they're germ factories. *Exceptions are: red heads and gen...
Posted by ♥ Naesse ♥ on Thu, 25 May 2006 07:13:00 PST

Number 4

THEATER ETIQUETTE:   Okay, when I go to the movies, it's not to hear your conversation, your stupid kid crying, your text messages coming through, or hearing you and your significant other suck f...
Posted by ♥ Naesse ♥ on Thu, 25 May 2006 07:01:00 PST

Number 3

GRAMMAR:    If you can't communicate on more that an eighth grade level...DON'T SPEAK! Chances are the people who do talk to you are either equally as dumb or talk shit about you behind your...
Posted by ♥ Naesse ♥ on Thu, 25 May 2006 06:53:00 PST

Number 2

LIQUID EYELINER:    This is a product invented as a kind of survey taker. Someone, somewhere decided they needed to know how many stupid people are in the world. The easiest way to...
Posted by ♥ Naesse ♥ on Thu, 25 May 2006 06:45:00 PST