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Molotov Cocktease

I have no internet access and haven..'t since the 11th of Feb. Computer broke! Pls call!.

About Me

I don..'t skate where the puck has been. I skate where it..'s going to be.--- Wayne Gretzsky.I have nothing to sell you and nothing to promote. I won..'t pimp you or comment on your pics unless I find them interesting or I genuinely have something to say. .."I..'m on a road to nowhere. C..'mon along..." I am overly fond of quotations, R.E.M, Dunkin..' Donut..'s coffee, and correcting your grammer in my head, but never out loud. I have a secret crush on the character Niles Crane from .."Frazier..." He..'s a kinky, brilliant, kind, die-hard romantic, multi-degreed, intellectual snob and regardless of your appearance, I..'m looking for that on the inside. It isn..'t like I like short blond guys, it..'s just the package the character came in. For example, here..'s some fan art of me: ..
Yet, here..'s more fan art that bears little to no resemblance. I guess that..'s why I like art. It speaks directly to the heart, not the mind: ..
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And friends. I like friends. Sometimes. The best friends I have understand I am usually an introvert. When I love you, I become an extrovert and draw my strength and joi de vie from being around you, though I can, have, and always will stand on my own two feet.I was three when my parents took me to a shrink. Diagnosis? Gifted and .."she walks to the beat of a different drummer..." I am capable of change, but that bit is immutable. I follow my own, internal call. I can appear not to for the sake of appeasing certain friends, but in my heart, I am walking the road less travelled and wouldn..'t have it any other way.Objectively, I haven..'t done much in my life. I have a great effect on the people around me when they want me to. My friend Charlie has often referred to me as a great wave. No, I haven..'t done much yet, but I am building, have been growing, for a long, long time. When I crest it will be amazing. I believe her, as I have always thought that way about myself.My dream? A house of my own and a Psy.D. The psychology doctorate is not so much a goal as a calling. I couln..'t ignore it if I tried. And I don..'t want to. I may end up with meerly a counseling degree, but I will make a diffence. In my view, I do that every day by simply interacting in the world. I am here, and yes, the world is a tiny bit different because of it...Click here to learn what..'s happening in Darfur, SudanHere..'s a little show featuring Howly and I ..
Nuthin..'

My Interests

A long, strange list: Neurology, psychology, museums, ballet, opera, theatre, European travel, travel anywhere, England, Oliver Sachs, Stephen Jay Gould, quantuum mechanics, Burger King, roller skating, boardwalks, the beach, swimming, eating in places where the ambiance and crowed blatently outshine the food, Las Vegas, Nueschuanstein (sp?), castles, pin-ups, and here is a quiz to break up all those annoying words: .. .. Which Elvgren Pin-Up Girl Are You..
Hold Everything!
You..'re a little quirky, a little different, and you..'re confident that anyone who has a problem with that will probably be flipping hamburgers while you..'re running your own multi-national conglomeration.
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..Quizilla | Join| Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code strip clubs, all forms of comedy, reading, writing, drinking cofee, Stephen Hawking, string-throry, the theory of grand unification, my hair, uncomfortable and exquisitely impractical high heals, vintage clothing, my cat Howly, telling obscure jokes nobody understands but me and some guy who currently resides in Florida, Zippy the Zinhead, ..
You will be smothered under a rug. You..'re a little
anti-social, and may want to start gaining new
social skills by making prank phone calls.

What horrible Edward Gorey Death will you die?
brought to you by Quizilla burlesque, the 1920..'s-1940..'s, The Englightenment, vintage unmentionables, corsetry, literature, the Weekly World News, 5 Star Hotels, fancy swimming pools with slides and jaccuzies, dive bars, Feminism, nostalgia, using my tv as a coffee table, piercing, tatoos, Saturday Night Live, cult films, independent films, animated films, animation festivals, photograpy, people more quirky than myself, people funnier than myself (not too hard to find, malheuresement), Stephen King, ad infinitum....

I'd like to meet:

The Easter Bunny, a talking Kitty, someone who knows where I could score a fake Ph.D. in psychology, myself as a famous author, Mc PeePants, Mickey Knox, the Vicomte de Valmont, a teddy bear that would tell me bedtime stories (not Ruxpin), Oliver Sachs, Andrew Vachs, Stephen King, Stephen Hawking, people who give me candy. .. .. Which Dead Poet Are You?..
You are Dylan Thomas - a poet who lives to spite the banal continuity of modern life. You are the new word, the new voice. You will trample on tradition, and breed a new school of poetry.
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..Quizilla | Join| Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab CodeNice, bright, non-drama people who will take me on weekend getaways, to cool hotels, or to interesting restaurants. Or just buy clothes for me. I freaking hate shopping and others seem to enjoy dressing me.Of course, I..'ll settle for a great conversation that isn..'t about how everyone..'s an assshat who is out to get you. ..

Music:

I like these Leonard Cohen Lyrics from .."Natural Born Killers.." ..

Baby, I..'ve been waiting, I..'ve been waiting night and day. I didn..'t see the time, I waited half my life away. There were lots of invitations and I know you sent me some, but I was waiting for the miracle, for the miracle to come. I know you really loved me. but, you see, my hands were tied. I know it must have hurt you, it must have hurt your pride to have to stand beneath my window with your bugle and your drum, and me I..'m up there waiting for the miracle, for the miracle to come.Ah I don..'t believe you..'d like it, You wouldn..'t like it here. There ain..'t no entertainment and the judgements are severe. The Maestro says it..'s Mozart but it sounds like bubble gum when you..'re waiting for the miracle, for the miracle to come.Waiting for the miracle There..'s nothing left to do. I haven..'t been this happy since the end of World War II.Nothing left to do when you know that you..'ve been taken. Nothing left to do when you..'re begging for a crumb Nothing left to do when you..'ve got to go on waiting waiting for the miracle to come.I dreamed about you, baby. It was just the other night. Most of you was naked Ah but some of you was light. The sands of time were falling from your fingers and your thumb, and you were waiting for the miracle, for the miracle to comeAh baby, let..'s get married, we..'ve been alone too long. Let..'s be alone together. Let..'s see if we..'re that strong. Yeah let..'s do something crazy, something absolutely wrong while we..'re waiting for the miracle, for the miracle to come.Nothing left to do ...When you..'ve fallen on the highway and you..'re lying in the rain, and they ask you how you..'re doing of course you..'ll say you can..'t complain -- If you..'re squeezed for information, that..'s when you..'ve got to play it dumb: You just say you..'re out there waiting for the miracle, for the miracle to come. MyGen Profile Generator

Movies:

Natural Born Killers, Clockwork Orange, Dangerous Liasons, Secretary,Crash (the original, James Spader version) all Python, Lost in Yonkers, Documentaries, Naked Lunch, Wild at Heart, Dancing at the Blue Iguana, Aikira Kurisowa (sp), Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown, fantastically stupid comedies, indie flicks, foreign films (Red, White, Blue), animated film fests, short films, Henry and June, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Leaving Las Vegas, Pulp Fiction, Barbarella, Caligula, The Cook the Thief His Wife and Her Lover, Unbearable Lightness of Being, Office Space, The Lover, Casino, Amadeus, Rocky Horror Picture Show, This Is Spinal Tap,Fast Sofa, Life is Beautiful, Freak Talks About Sex, Chasing Amy, Sirens, The Remains of the Day, The Muppet Movie, Little Darlin..'s, Gypsy, The Night Porter, Damaged, Jesco (the funniest documentary ever made that, to my knowledge, has only been seen me and three other people), pre-code films, and on and on and on.

Television:

Are you threatening me? All right. Adore .."Frasier.." and .."The Young Ones,.." old .."SNL.." and old Mad TV but my tv has been primarily serving as a coffee table for the past two years. I do, however, consider Adult Swim my religion. No anime, just the regulars like The Brak Show (all time favorite and altar {sic} ego), Sealab 2021, Robot Chicken, Tom Goes to the Mayor, etc.... Also, Comedy Central, A&E, The Hitler/History Chanel, P.B.S., Scientific Frontiers, and reruns of Criminal Intent with Vincent D..'Onofrio. I would like to have sex with him in character. Same goes for Niles on Frasier. My alterior sp!) motive is to steal Niles from Daphne. Nothing is better than a wealthy, worldly, brilliant man with exquisite taste who happens to be a closet freak. Nothing. I mean, unless he were with me. That would be better. My favorite show of all time is Channel Guide on Mute. I watch that one a lot. Or, it..'s on a lot at any rate.

Books:

I had to move out of my bedroom because my library had fully taken over. I fixed up a smaller room. Some favs? .."The Origin of Consciousness in the Breakdown of the Bicammeral Mind,.." .."Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot,.." .."The Man Who Mistook his Wife for a Hat,.." .."The Unbearable Lightness of Being,.." the entirety of Hitchiker..'s Guide to the Galaxy, including the radio transcripts. Uh, .."Maus,.." all Zippy the Pinhead, all Stephen King, Jung, Freud, all of Andrew Vachs, and the Beats. I love to read. Typing, on the other hand, is not a favorite activity, so I..'ll stop -- it..'s also the reason these titles aren..'t underlined: I don..'t know how *facepalm*. ..

Heroes:

Rik Mayall, Watson and Crick, Brak from .."The Brak Show,.." Jennifer Tilly, Carl Jung, Stephen King, Mae West, Clara Bow, Oliver Sachs, Bill Waterson, my Mom, Howly, Socrates who wrote, .."A thing is not seen because it is visible. It is visible because it is seen..." Winston Churchill, F.D.R, anyone who is capable of retaining both their individuality and their emotional generosity, Adrianne Rich, anyone with a doctorate in anything who has the brains to make their field interesting, Andrew Vachs, Bill Grifith, Susan Sontag, Joseph Campbell, Stephen Hawking, M. Rapp Ph.D, and the few, the proud, the eccentrics!

My Blog

Cookies!

My sister Joanne makes cookies!  Go take a look and tell me how much you want them.  She ships cross country.  Go sis!   http://s137.photobucket.com/albums/q208/jlj9...
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A Real Fake Personal Ad

I'm beautiful.  Ageless, timeless and just the right amount of fucked up a real artist should be.  I'm a writer by default, a shrink in my heart, and an honest-to-God nympho if you can fuck ...
Posted by Perfect is a fault and fault lines change on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 11:48:00 PST

I ought to be in pictures... or at least my tummy lol

http://www.therubberroom.co.uk/images/r_roomMonthly2.jpg Okay, so they cut out my face and nekkid boobies, but it's still pretty cool.  Photographer credit to Suzanillustration.com...
Posted by Perfect is a fault and fault lines change on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 12:16:00 PST

I'm too fucked up to be serious. I'd have a heartattack.

So instead, I bring you utter innanity. You are a Brainy Girl!..http://images.yournewromance.com/whatkindofgirlareyou quiz/brainy-girl.gif" height="100" width="100">Whether you're an official student o...
Posted by Perfect is a fault and fault lines change on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 12:19:00 PST

I'm behind on my mail.

Sorry if I owe you a message or email.  I was sick for a good two weeks and now... I dunno.  I seem to have super annoying people crawling all me.  As anyone who know me in person will ...
Posted by Perfect is a fault and fault lines change on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 10:36:00 PST

Overheard the other day in a snot-snot bar

Overheard the other day in a snot-snot bar... Current mood: tired. Category: tired. Life While I was trying to order dinner: Guy to a table of women:  "It's weird.  Ugly people n...
Posted by Perfect is a fault and fault lines change on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 03:23:00 PST

My first online profile anywhere. Yeah, it's VF lol.

Profile: Writer and antiques dealer, sometime model, sometime stripper with heavy burlesque influence, graduate of Syracuse with degree in English and Textual Studies, make-up artist, happy person, Ph...
Posted by Perfect is a fault and fault lines change on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 03:07:00 PST

Pics: a lot of Howly.

I just wanted to put up some pics... [29 Aug 2006|05:57am] [ mood | chillin n' illin' ] They're mostly of my cat! Racy pic is by www.suzanillustration.com; Model Mahem link two ...
Posted by Perfect is a fault and fault lines change on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 03:03:00 PST

Liar

I asked so many people for help.  No one believed me.  People never do.  Much the same way anyone will stripper-bash to my face while I'm working as one, it doesn't count.  I don't...
Posted by Perfect is a fault and fault lines change on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 01:16:00 PST

Me 'n' my boring quizzes

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Posted by Perfect is a fault and fault lines change on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 06:33:00 PST