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baby ashley

hallucinogen

About Me

The real world is where the mother of three dies with cancer while her neighbor who sleeps around seemingly enjoys good health..
The real world is where you desperately want a baby, and you pray, "God give me a child!".. BUT, the girl who works in your office has an abortion and she laughs about it. That's the real world.
Forget what you think you know about me, and what you've been told. You don't know shit. But, at the same time, I'm not lame enough (or at all) to sit here and write out my entire life story just so a couple of you schmucks will obtain a better "understanding" of who and what I am. Believe what you read in the tabloids, or don't. I honestly couldn't give a flying fuck, thanks bye :-*
"I wouldn't suck your dick
if i was suffocating and
you had oxygen in your balls!
"-
Mink Stole
Two wrongs don't make a right.. but they sure as hell make an equal. And I'm all about the equality, baby, yeah! In other words- if you wrong me, expect to be wronged. And then some..
"..No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power." P.J. O'Rourke
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs!
Drop Acid, Not Bombs ;)

My Interests

erowid , out-of-body experiences, memories, dreams, sleeping, tea, perfume, the human mind and body, livejournal , burping contests, alien abduction, candy, word games, pi (3.14), the 90's, the Mayan calendar, relieving anxiety, good parties, good people, garbage picking, zebra print, felines, global warming, shopping, cooking, baking, the art of beauty.
style.com : balenciaga, jean paul gaultier, john galliano, comme des garcome, alessandro dell'acqua, chanel, fendi, gucci, d&g, prada, versace, armani prive, christian dior, chloe, lanvin, valentino, givenchy, alexander mcqueen, louis vuitton, moschino, marc jacobs, bottega veneta, emanuel ungaro, alberta ferretti, viktor+rolf, emilio pucci, dries van noten, kenzo, celine, vera wang, betsey johnson, anna sui, derek lam, among many, many others..

I'd like to meet:

Moonboy. Why? Because he's pretty much hardcore.

..

Music:

Xotox
DJ Brainsick
The Horrorist
Lady Dana
Noize Suppressor
Green Velvet
Nitzer Ebb
Front 242
Angerfist
KMFDM
Radiohead
Thom Yorke
Fischerspooner
High Contrast
Simian Mobile Disco
The Chemical Brothers
Princess Superstar
Avenue D
M.I.A
Uffie
Crystal Castles
Diplo
The Knife
MSTRKRFT
Brazillian Girls
Spank Rock
Felix da Housecat
The Glimmers
The Prodigy
Aphex Twin
Plastikman
Orbital
Queen Adreena
Daisy Chainsaw
Katie Jane Garside
Nirvana
Hole
&many more
that I can't
remember.Hardstyle, Jumpstyle, Terrorcore, Noize, Drum 'n Bass, Gabber, Rap/Hip-Hop, (90's Rap, Grunge, &Pop), "Electronica", Electroclash, anything else with a crazy beat that makes me shake my ass.. and by shake my ass I mean jump, jive & wail around in a seizurely state. Hahahahaaa!

Movies:

Pi
Requiem For A Dream
Full Metal Jacket
Trainspotting
American History X
Lolita (circa 1962)
A Clockwork Orange
Natural Born Killers
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
Pink Flamingos
Female Trouble
Polyester
Multiple Maniacs
American Psycho
Edmond
The Number 23
The Good Son
Bent
Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
Labyrinth
Tank Girl
Clueless
Mean Girls
The 40-Year-Old Virgin
Superbad
Grindhouse(PT&DP)
Hostel 1&2
Blood Diamond
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
I Shot Andy Warhol
The Devil's Rejects
Halloween (circa 2007)
A Scanner Darkly
The Entire Nightmare on Elm Street Series

Television:

Lost, Dexter, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, America's Next Top Model Project Runway, The Hills, Mystery Diagnosis, Six Feet Under, Oz, The Twilight Zone(circa 1960s) Reality TV & Documentaries.

Books:

Irvine Welsh

Heroes:


Divine
"Kill everyone now! Condone first degree murder! Advocate cannibalism! Eat shit! Filth is my politics-- filth is my life!"

My Blog

The Bus Stop Dialogue

THE BUS STOP DIALOGUE LADY 1: Is that a boy or a girl? LADY 2: Is it a faggot? LADY 1: It's a dyke. LADY 2: No, it's a hippie. LADY 1: A communist? LADY 2: Perhaps it's a drag queen. LADY 1: Or a wa...
Posted by baby ashley on Sun, 11 May 2008 10:29:00 PST

Hungry, Happy, Sleepy. THATS IT!

..You gotta enjoy your mothafuckin life that's all the fuck i'm sayin, enjoy your goddamn life.. life is fuckin short, enjoy that shit. Some of y'all just need to smoke some weed and see if it don't h...
Posted by baby ashley on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 01:30:00 PST

Newest fascination..

A hallucination is a sensory perception experienced in the absence of an external stimulus, as distinct from an illusion, which is a misperception of an external stimulus. Hallucinations may occur in...
Posted by baby ashley on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 08:43:00 PST

SCUM Manifesto

SCUM MANIFESTO (Society for Cutting Up Men) by Valerie Solanas Life in this society being, at best, an utter bore and no aspect of society being at all relevant to women, there remains to civic-minde...
Posted by baby ashley on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 09:47:00 PST

R.I.P Mustache <3

Moosh-Mash .. September 05 - June 06 The sweetest little babygirl in the world. I love you Moosh. You'll always be my number one fatty girlygirl. Everytime I eat mac&cheese I'll think o...
Posted by baby ashley on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 09:11:00 PST

My Angry Vagina

I bought The Vagina Monologues yesterday and read it within 2 hours. While I am a rediculously fast AND good reader, I was truly glued to the god damned thing. It was great, and here is my favori...
Posted by baby ashley on Wed, 07 Sep 2005 06:36:00 PST