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KODIAK BEAR REGIMENT

MAY B 2 HYPE AND INAPPROPRIATE 4 SQUARES & SUCKAS

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[08/13/07 Mainstage] SURGEON -- brand new song

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Q: You guys are gay.. why doesn't your band bring the br000tal grind/mosh?

A: Nasum and Carcass are grindcore bands. WE, however, ARE NOT. Nor do we "blur the lines between hardcore and metal." The phrase, "Grindcore means something different to everyone," is a bunch of bullshit. You don't have to be an elitist fuck with a Pig Destroyer zip-up to know what authentic ideals define that genre. Call us screamo/tech-metal if it makes you feel better. This music is what comes from our hearts after years of worshipping Faith No More, Gwar, Carcass, and Weezer.

We are five sweet punk rock d00ds who like to tour and see new boobs.
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Member Since: 1/14/2005
Band Website: this is it shithead
Band Members: Kevin | vocals
Evan | bass
Jeremy | guitar
Mark | guitar
Joe | drums, jeff walker vocals

Adrian | merch, beer
We will play any show, anywhere.
We are constantly looking for tours, festivals, etc.
For booking inquiries, send us a message via MySpace.
Here is a logo for your flyers. Fuckin use it if you want.

Influences: 25 TA LIFE, Ashley Tisdale, NADA SURF, Pearl Jam, 3 Doors Down, LILU F'N DALLAS, DAMAGEPLANS, Sevendust, LEONARD COHEN, NAMANAX, Milli Vanilli, AxCx, Demon Hunter, Sepultura (post-'95), Soulfly, Sigur Ros, Whitechapel(s), Sufjan Stevens, 311, Incubus, David Bowie (Hunky Dory-era), JEROME'S DREAM, NINE INCH NAILS, Antioch Arrow, AND EVER (R.I.P.), THE OVAL F'N PORTRAIT (R.I.P.), Fiona Apple, Lifetime, YOU AND I, THE ASSISTANT, This Ship Will Sink, Tears For Fears, Midtown, Racetraitor, The Number Twelve Looks Like You, JESU/GODFLESH, Nickelback, Slipknot (only the song 'sic'), Rammstein, ONLY NU-SKOOL Fear Factory, Bayside, Forever The Sickest Kids, Horse The Band (ONLY the songz about PIZZA), "The Big Chill" soundtrack, FUCKIN HELL YEAH I LIKE PANTERA, RYE COALITION, SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY (!), Battles, Love Lost But Not Forgotten and every bands from the Happy Couples era of screamo- the most amazingest label of all time, and every band ever that made an album on Roadrunner Records.

NOTE: To labels with plans for tribute records, we want to be a part of an homage to any/all of the following with our respective versions:

Guns 'N Roses [You Could Be Mine]
Fall Out Boy [Saturday]
At The Gates [Terminal Spirit Disease]
Bruce Springsteen [Adam Raised A Cain]
Gwar [B.D.F.]
Faith No More [From Out Of Nowhere]
Weezer [Buddy Holly]
NOFX [The Black And White]

Sounds Like: Quotes from "The Mattress Tells No Lies" reviews:

"Their collision of jagged, do-or-die experimentalism and nail-bitingly precise death metal is truly kaleidoscopic, bordering on the downright insane. Were you to take Converge's gruff, forward-thinking hardcore and marry it to The Blood Brothers' off-kilter dynamism, you'd be somewhere near. Things are rarely less than suffocatingly intense, with blast beats, ten ton riffs, chunky breakdowns and grating vocals playing their part, though the occasional burst of ambience offers light at the end of a very long, very dark tunnel."
- .44 Caliber Online
Record Label: Prehistoric Media
Type of Label: Indie

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MARCH 3, 2008 >>> Peeling Skin Back

What's good fucklump, The split record with our right-hand d00ds, Bubbles, is nearing completion after months of barely any hard work. Four new jams from each band. Here is a preview of some of the in...
Posted by KODIAK BEAR REGIMENT on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 12:39:00 PST

Reviews >>"The Mattress Tells No Lies"

Fourty-Four Caliber review of "The Mattress Tells No Lies">>>[http://www.ptjsm.karoo.net/44caliber/main.htm]KODIAK BEAR REGIMENT put most bands to shame, for while many of their peers absorb themselve...
Posted by KODIAK BEAR REGIMENT on Tue, 08 May 2007 12:26:00 PST