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Not ashamed to like those heart warming stories

In 1986, Peter Davies was onholiday in Kenyaafter graduating fromNorthwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. Th...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Apr 2009 21:04:00 GMT

synecdoche, new york

Best quote from the movie. By the priest. Brilliant:"Everything is more complicated than you think. You only see a tenth of what is true. There are a million little strings attached to every choice y...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Dec 2008 19:51:00 GMT

I Can't Believe What I Saw Today

Today, I was going to return a movie that I rented last night when I had a few friends over, and I saw a man following an old Asian woman and her little Asian grand daughter I think it was. He follo...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Oct 2008 12:43:00 GMT

Dear Eddy Murphy,

I was just told you were making another movie. At first i was happy for you, but then i was told you played more then one main character again.Jesus Christ, Eddy. I thought we went through this alread...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 16:08:00 GMT

SPIDERMAN 3 WAS AMAZING, LULZ

lol, nvm
Posted by on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 16:52:00 GMT

I just peed on a fly and it died

I just peed on a fly and it diedSo I was just in the bathroom, and a fly comes along and foolishly flies into the barreling force of my urine, and it forced it down into the toilet and blew it apart. ...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 19:50:00 GMT

Why I wanted a Zune

/end Im still going to like my Creative Vision M
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 14:08:00 GMT

HECK YEAH I WON (Part 2)

READ ORIGINAL "HECK YEAH I WON" FIRST Well, now they have released my acceptence speech and various pictures of my prizes and other cool stuff. For complete details, click the link below. check i...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 17:52:00 GMT

HECK YEAH I WON

I won the Phenomenauts contest! I'm getting a free signed copy of their album, SIGNED by the band. "Pat from New Jersey, for his emailed entry on character PC Pat. He will be awarded one free copy ...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 11:15:00 GMT

NEW SCREEN NAME: twotonepat19

yep, new screen name, shocking, i know
Posted by on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 18:09:00 GMT