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Tommy Callahan

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

You can get a good look at T-bone by looking up a bulls ass, but I would rather take the butchers word for it. Turn ons: Selling auto parts, Getting a D+ in my final college class (it took me 7 years to finish), Keg stands, smoking dope, cow tiping, sailing in my dingy. Turn offs: not having any wind when I'm on my boat, exercise, my step mother stealing my money, my dad dying (I really miss him).

My Interests

Seeing how many hoes I can get on my friends list who are really just soliciting pay dating sites. By the way, I am a Myspace slut. If you send a friends request I guarantee you will get lucky.

I'd like to meet:

The CEOs of Autozone, Western Auto, NAPA, and Ford. Matt Foley. Some of these hookers who keep requesting I add them to my friends list, "Claire" and "Alex" are a couple of them (they have links to a pay dating or try to get you to join webcam sites, like I am going to fall for that Bullshit), I'd like to meet their pimps also.

Music:

A little bit of everything. My most recent purchases: Sinatra, Tool, Ministry, Morphine, Elvis, Primus, Jim Croce, Cowboy Mouth, Godsmack. Grew up on classic rock, mostly listen to "alternative" these days. Not really sure alternative is a genre anymore.

Movies:

Shawshank Redemption, Blazin Saddles, Braveheart, Maltese Falcon, O Brother Where Art Thou, The Big Lebowski, Goodfellas, Forrest Gump, Crash, Clerks

Television:

History Channel gun shows, Surreal Life, Poker Shows, Sports (Football, Hockey, Baseball,NASCAR)

Books:

Dont read as much as I would like. Last book I read was The Count of Monte Cristo (It gives me some ideas for breaking out of prison if I ever get caught).

Heroes:

Babe Ruth, Jimi Hendrix he died from an overdose, but isnt that the way rockstars are supposed to go, Tyrone Biggums, any professional golfer (It gives me hope that a big fat white guy such as myself can be considered an athlete), Beavis. SNL - Matt Foley As Santa

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Facts about Feb. 19th

Birthdays 1473 Nicolaus Copernicus 1924 Lee Marvin1940 Smokey Robinson1948 Tony Iommi (Black Sabbath guitarist)1955 Jeff Daniels1963 Seal (I like to call him scarface)1966 Justine Bateman (what the he...
Posted by Tommy Callahan on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 08:08:00 PST

What if?

What if? If I loose all hair, will I still get dandruf? If we go to war with Canada, will I still be able to get Candian Bacon on my pizza? If Tom never created My Space would the world be a much m...
Posted by Tommy Callahan on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 10:35:00 PST

Where would they be

Where would they be right now? Where would Aerosmith be if Run DMC never did a remake of "Walk this way"? Where would the Black Eyed Peas be if it weren't for Fergie? If it wasn't for Pulp Fiction,...
Posted by Tommy Callahan on Sun, 14 May 2006 09:47:00 PST