*
Ask... and I'll answer!
:)******In the mean time, for you timid and/or lazy ones...
CHECK OUT MY BLOG POSTINGS!
*(******
The Ultimate SEX Survey by ######
Do you like it rough or sensual?: ROUGH, gotta beat that p*$$y up! Well, for the most part. Well, almost every time!
Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: Opposite all the way! I love p*$$y too much!
How often do you like to have sex?: Ideally, as often as I eat.
Is sex a top priority for you?: No
Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: Yes
How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: Never. Plus, I don't consume alcoholic beverages.
How do you feel about one night stands?: Although 40% of the public will have a ?one night stand? at some point in their lifetime, I?m still a bit unsure about how I feel about the whole idea. I must admit that the one time I did try it, we actually ended up dating for months!
How many one night stands have you had?: 1
What's your favorite position?: Which isn't?
Where's your favorite place to have sex?: Anywhere we can get away with it.
Do you prefer to make love or f*uck?: It depends on with whom I'm engaging in the act.
Have you ever watched porn while having sex?: Nah, I don't mind if she wants to though.
How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: Until she cums the first time... at least mentally.
Do you get off first or do they?: I'm a gentleman, ladies first!
Do you like kissing during sex?: Kissing what or where exactly? ...most likely yes
Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: It all depends on how you're working it.
Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quite?: Whatever's comfortable for her
Does size matter (for girlz-- dicks/for guyz-- boobs)?: Boobs, ehnn, not at all! I'm an a$$ man, I'll tell you that!
How old were you when you lost your virginity?: 18, she tricked me into it, I tell you! :P
How many sexual partners have you have in the last month?: #
What does your favorite fore-play include?: A midget and gasoline... nah, I'm just messin'! It actually all depends on for what I...we may be in the mood.
Do you ever play with yourself during the act?: Only if needed and/or requested
Do you prefer to sleep with randoms or one person?: How about randomly with one person, or with one person randomly?
Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it?: Yes, and not really. It was her idea.
When and where was your wildest sex ever?: About a year ago, college dorm
What's your ultimate sexual fantasy?: ...I'll tell you later!
Have you ever done porn?: No?
Have you ever have sex for money?: No
Have you ever bribed someone to sleep with you?: No, that's not fair.
Is the sex still good when your cheating?: Does the cheesecake/chocolate cake/your favorite fattening ice-cream still taste good while you're on a strict diet?
During sex... what are you thinking about?: SeX!
Do you prefer the top or the bottom at first?: At first? Hmmm...
How many positions do you like to do during one episode?: Countless!
Do you ever worry about how your pleasing your partner?: Of course!
Could you live without sex?: Is this a trick-question?
How often do you find sex boring?: Never, if she's boring, I make sure to make it fun!
How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?: What do you mean by "episode" anyway? I f*ck in rounds most of the time. Would an episode consist of a round or the whole fight?
Do you like to perform oral sex?: I love to, but this doesn't mean that I will.
Do you like to recieve oral sex?: I love to, but this doesn't mean that I will!
Have you ever taped yourself in the act?: Maybe
Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?: Bad luck, 2-somes only!
Have you ever had interracial sex?: Of course!
Have you ever been caught in the act? If so, by whom?: Hmmm...
Have you ever had sex while at work?: Not while, but at
Have you ever had sex while at school?: Maybe
What is something that you would never consider doing?: ...
Have you ever had sex on drugs?: No
Would you ever have sex in public?: Yes, but no one was watching... so we think!
What's your biggest turn on?: I'll tell you later!
Do you spit or swallow?: I'll tell you later!
How many times have you gotten off in one night?: Which one?
Would you let other people watch you have sex live?: Probably not
Have you have ever sex in front of your best friend?: Yes, in front of, behind her, under her, beside her, on top of her, around her, and other positions too complex to try to explain.
Have you ever had sex with your best friend's b/f or g/f?: No
Do you ever have sex in the shower?: Yes
What's the weirdest place you've ever done it?: Wendy's, no, I've never worked there. We actually just stopped by for lunch and then...
What was the biggest age difference with a partner?: ##
Do you feel your up to par in bed?: Way up^!
Are you still gonna have sex when your 70?: Yup!
What was your most embarrassing sexual moments?: Hmmm...
How old is "too young" to have sex your in opinion?: Any age under 18, there's no rush, kids!
Do you like to be completely naked or half-assed?: Take it off!
Have you ever done it at your grandparent's?: No
Have you ever done it on a boat/yacht?: No
What's the most public place that you can think of that you've had sex at?: Aside from Wendy's... I don't know, the train station while waiting for the train. WhAt? It was taking forEvEr and there was no one around!
Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back?: Whichever applies!
Do you were protection as often as you should?: Yes
Has any of your one night stands resulted in a child that you know of?: None
If your over 18, have you ever had sex with someone under 18?: Not that I know of.
Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you?: ...
What's the perfect size? (for girlz-- inches in dicks/for guyz-- cup size)?: ?
Have you ever done bondage sex (chains,whips,etc.)? If not, would you?: I'll get back to you on that one!
Have you ever slept with someone out of pity?: No
Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?: Yes
If you could sleep with ANYONE, would would it be?: ...
Take this survey | Find surveys
Pimp My Profile*************
This profile was edited with myspace-layout-background.com Editor
*
*
