Oriana James Joyce Potato Salad

About Me

Well I am currently too wrapped into myself to take the time and tell you about me. I am the bastard daughter of James Joyce and a picknick basket he once took to a trip to the river Thames. My name is Oriana-you couldn't have guessed-I also have a last name Ascanio Reale- and I am currently working on Potato Salad Press, an Exeter based project. I am also a writer (could it be any other way?)a bad one, and I like to spend my free time time at Dartington College of Arts... where I get in a trance every few weeks and destroy some sort of thing while reading a poem with some dADa-ists. My favourite hobbie is to hate-mail the stuckists (everyone should get a go at stabbing the bastards with a paintbrush or something) and there are some dodgy rumours about me pissing on a boxing ring while some Karen Eliot chanted around me. Well they aren't just rumours, I consider it one of the most pure moments of my life. The kind that brings you closer to God...

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My Interests

conTemporary Art, and a very peculiar dissorder that shows as a mild form of OCD with manifested hallucinations which cause the carrier to start using words such as "peculiar" (which I have always believed should be the name of a flower) and "manifested"

I'd like to meet:

Bambi

Music:

some noise is alright... but if you can't play an instrument you are not a musician. DJ are curators/collectors thank you very much.

Movies:

I particulalry like Valie Export's touch cinema. I'll leave you Brits with that one...

Television:

drop price TV of course

Books:

the ones I (not) writekunst=c*nt

Heroes:

who wants to be a hero now?

My Blog

Because angst is the new black

Old lifeExplainexfuckgone madman gonewhy backor backhow surenot surewhile I compose new lifewhy leftwhat rightnot minenot yours...
Posted by Oriana James Joyce Potato Salad on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 04:40:00 PST

Shame cannot be washed with water

Impossible to know where to start. Impossible to explain the attraction towards flanning decadents and dandies... Always impossible. Yet so certain. Disgunsting to feel proud. Even more so after dis...
Posted by Oriana James Joyce Potato Salad on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 05:25:00 PST

Food is making me hungry

Dear Foodstuffs of the world, Our war is finally over. During the past few years we have fought a wreckless battle, resulting on my lack of hunger for a significant part of th...
Posted by Oriana James Joyce Potato Salad on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 04:50:00 PST

why just maybe?

So here's the real deal.... Mr. disappeared-reappeared no. 3 took me for lunch today. I chose the place, we shared the bill. I acted a bit spoiled and he wouldn't stop staring. Then he said I am contr...
Posted by Oriana James Joyce Potato Salad on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 12:03:00 PST

Welcome to Tijuana

Sorry... I mean Caracas. As soon as you you get in... you will die. How fun? So before I go, where shoudl I start? Maybe my broken heart? Myabe my forgotten angst? (?) Or should I try my ex-fia...
Posted by Oriana James Joyce Potato Salad on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 03:04:00 PST

iblankpeople

I am homeless, messy and... well you know what. So I'm gonna go home, pack and take a shower... so keep the hell away for a while! Iheartyouallofyou ...
Posted by Oriana James Joyce Potato Salad on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 08:16:00 PST

We need more absurdity in our lives!

Is all I have to say. No, really... it's ALL I have to say ...
Posted by Oriana James Joyce Potato Salad on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 10:14:00 PST

Check please!

Like a ten1000dollar pound bill! Ohh yes, the impossible has actually happened: I am bored. Only because I refuse to go. But where? En lo que llegue a casa, como diria Ceratti...
Posted by Oriana James Joyce Potato Salad on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 10:05:00 PST