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Travis the Barber

It's the I.C.U. when I see you.

About Me

"Who, me? What do I think about Travis? Well...I...I wouldn't know where to start...I suppose at the beginning would suffice- 300 years ago at the dawn of the Industrial Age. As I understand it he was forged from some sort of hybrid steel and bronze amalgum typically used in the hulls of mighty ships and key rings. This of course led to the high rise in scrap metal stocks in 1908 when Travis became his own limited liability corporation and went public. I own 19 shares to this day and do not plan on selling anytime soon, so please, no emails. I have never known the man to buy a drunk a drink, although he has done so many, many times. And I will warn you that his bark is worse than his bite, especially because whenever he barks he hits you. Has he found himself? Oh, I don't know. He's been looking for so long he may have forgotten who he is looking for. I could tell him he is living in Rhode Island under the surname "Anthonus Kyle Rovingsworth" but he would never believe me. Besides, I don't think the two are on speaking terms and I believe Anthonus has remarried. And I should know...I am his brother."- a short selection from Elliott Aaron Smith's memior, "Travis is the Shit."I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

My Interests

Muay Thai, BJJ, MMA, Kickboxing, etc. Sound Systems, dark beer, beautiful women and scooters.

I'd like to meet:

First and foremost, let me stress how much i hate the French. They are a rude, dirty people and i despise them. with NO EXCEPTIONS. boo them. always.HOWEVER, i would like to meet: people who hate political bullshit as much as I do, sparring partners, ring girls, shot takers, moonshine makers, good lawyers, bondsman, and missionaries.
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Music:

The Paragons, Jackie Wilson, Alabama, Sam Cooke, Mahalia Jackson, Dean Martin, Peggy Lee, The Silvertones, Glen Adams, Jackie Mittoo, Josh Turner, Brad Paisley, Ernest Ranglin, Ken Boothe, Mastadon, Gnarls Barkley, Necro, Immortal Technique, Heiroglyphics, The Perceptionists, Tubby, The Maytals, Buju Banton, Combat 84, The 4-Skins, Kings of Nuthin', Dolly Parton, U-Roy, I-Roy, Dillinger, Waylon Jennings, The Highwaymen, Coldspot 8, The Specials, ELO, Gretchin Wilson, Madness, Bad Manners, The Adjusters, Durango 95, The Four Tops, Aretha, The Temptations, Royal Crown Revue, Screamin' Jay, Little Walter, Wilson Pickett, Taj Mahal, Gary Allen, Creedance, Van Morrison, Slim Smith, The Gaylads, Sly and the Revolutionaries, Pauline Black, Joya Landis, Old Crow Medicine Show, Winton Marsalis, Revival, Fats Waller, Big Maybelle, Glen Miller, Roy Hamilton, Brentford Allstars, The Allstonians, Motorhead, Isaac Hayes, Curtis Mayfield, Morgan Heritage, John Brown's Body, Delroy Wilson, Alton Ellis, Cocksparrer, Patsy Cline, Merle Haggard, Hank Williams, Toby Keith, Pat Kelly, The Insteps, John Holt, The Chieftains, The Saw Doctors, Dr. Ring Ding, Skavoovie, The Toasters, Randy Travis, The Slackers, The Aggrolites, The Inciters, Pressure Cooker, Judge Dread, Warrior King, King Stitt, Jerry Jones, Jay-Z, Allison Krauss, The Soul Tops, Phyllis Dillon, Tenor Saw, Susan Cadogan, The Bleechers, The Ethiopians, The Techniques, The Melodians, Dennis Alcapone, Michigan and Smiley, The Pioneers, The Silvertones, The Federals, The Gladiators, The Bruisers, Derrick Hariott, Eastern Standard Time, Studio One, Channel One, Black Ark, Pama, Trojan, Top Deck, Gayfeet, Treasure Isle, Stax, Blue Note and Motown.

Movies:

Football Factory, The Firm, Choke, The Smashing Machine, Lock Stock, It Happened One Night, Eternal Sunshine, The Harder They Come, Rockers, Dance Craze, The Mack, Foxy Brown, Disco Godfather, Petey Wheatstraw-The Devil's Son in Law, Daughters of the Dust, Requiem for a Dream, Bare Knuckle, any Buster Keaton film, A Life Aquatic, The Big Lebowski, Punch Drunk Love, Raging Bull, Million Dollar Baby, Wet Hot American Summer, The Shawshank Redemption, Waking Ned Devine, Quadrophenia, Lost in Translation.

Television:

Hangin With Mr. Cooper, the Silverhawks, Parker Lewis Cant Loose, City Guys, Saved By The Bell- the new class, James Bond Junior, That's So Raven, Living Single, Molto Mario, A Different World, anything urban and hip on UPN.

Books:

Mere Christianity, The Bible, Spirit of 69, and The Gracie Way. My absolute fave mags include Tiger Beat, Modern Aviator, Redbook, Seventeen, Inches, Southern Living, Disney Adventures, Ebony, Chocolate Thunder, Black and Beautiful Magazine.

Heroes:

Jesus Christ, Wanderlei, Igor, Gilbert Yvel, Ramon Dekker, Cro-Cop, Vitor, Pudpad Noy Worawoot, Diesel Noi, Sakmongkol, Sagat Petchyondee, not you.