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Dick Bandit

I am here for Friends

About Me

LOVE TO FUCK BITCHES, LOVE TO EAT MEAT, FETCH BALL AND SMOKE WEED WITH MOMMY!!!

My Interests

PLAYING WITH A GREEN BALL ALL DAY LONG!!! FINDING SQUIRELS AND BUGS TOO!!!

I'd like to meet:

FINE ASS BITCHES! PREFRERABLY PIT BULLS!!! YOU HAVE TO LOVE TO PLAY BALL!!!

Music:

ALICE AND CHAINS, 2 PAC, BOB MARLEY AND.........I HATE WHEN MOMMY PLAYS HER RAP CRAP WITH THE BASS IN THE TRUNK!

Movies:

SMOKIE AND THE BANDIT, HOMEWARD BOUND, LADY IN THE TRAMP, OLD YELLER, LASSIE AND THAT'S ABOUT IT!!!

Television:

SCOOBIE DOO, AMERICAN DAD, FAMILY GUY, SIMPONS, AND ANYTHING ON ANIMAL PLANET

Books:

SCOTT FAYNER'S BOOKS AND JOURNALS THAT I CHEWED UP WHEN I WAS A BABY!!!! SORRY UNCLE SCOTT!!!

Heroes:

MY MOMMY!!!