"if personality was looks, Mark you'd be laughing"Chris Smith 15th september 2006
“The reason I probably like you is because you’re so mean and vindictive. You’re like a super villain before he has hit the point of no going back. You’re like Lex Luthor, you just haven’t gotten round to shaving your head!†Chris Smith Thursday 1st February 2007
Ackers:(out of 20) Determination: 20, Work-rate: 17, Teamwork: 17, Strength: 15, Preferred Moves: Stays at the back at all times, dives into tackles. - Mike Mould 9th April 2007
"mark is the one that ruined my life and made me suicidal for a year" anna aka pudding augsut 1st 2007
"knowin you ackers u cud talk ur way onto the top table" rob woolford 8th september 2007
"you're fucking lucky i love you man! any one else and id have to knock them out! normall people dont get away with shit like that" Michael Morgan aka Morgy 14th September 2007
"Wow. Just Wow, i like you Ackers, you're great. just great. I dont know any one like you, if i was to say who you was like id be stuck, because i coudnt say Ackers is a bit like that, or a bit like this coz you're different, you're great" Mike Mould 16th September 2007
"are you looking too get rid of that mate? its just down here. Dont worry you dont have to wash it up!" Roy Keane 4th october 2007
"you have always been the main man" bruno 4th October 2007
"oh aye, u kept husserling and busserling, ur like the Owen Hargreaves of the team!....quite frankly, ur a bastad!" Danny Markham aka Statto 9th October 2007
"technically i should fucking hate you, i hate all southners, but you mark, you are class. You defy all logic, i fucking love you man" Chris Smith 10th November 2007
"your like a mix of Bart Simpson, Joey Tribiani and Del-Boy" Danny Gregory 12th November 2007
This clip below is fucking mint! to sum it up in however many words this is....in 2005 at college, were all sitting their working hard, when smithy notices russel is txting on his fone, he then grabs my attention and explains his master plan "you grab one leg, and il grab the other" i have a better idea, "smithy u do all the work, and il sit here and record it...and the boy agreed" this is without a doubt the funniest moment of college ever...enjoy oh and make sure the speakers are up so you hear spencers laugh at the end!this next clip is sooo funny!(make sure volume is up nice and loud) and credit has to go to my bro tony! again long story short, we are round my grandmars house one night, and me n bro are bored....we decide to entertain ourselves, he says to me "do u dare me to pretend to shoot grandma" so im like "yea!!!!" n get out my camera fone....enjoy and watch it a few times, watch her hand shake like a shitting dog and then listen to the lecture she gives tony...fucking classthis next movie is not for the light harted, basically at work, this dude from the navy or whatever "nick-name ginger dave" coz hes called dave...n hes ginger..simple really. well one night he finds a bug underneithe the claw (a ride at work) and he puts it in a cup...the idiot is then in the staff room, and claimes hel eat it for a tenner...so i scream "quids in" and i get every one to give me a quid...(i get like £25 n keep £15 shhh lol) and give him the tenner...he then, well...he lives up to his word and eats the bug...this is gross, but well funny! at the end of the clip listen out for my evil laugh!this clip was taken around a march 07! me, rob and mike mould were playing a christmas choclate board game (thanks nan) and my go resulted in mike getting to choose a forfet for me... mike being the nice man he is... requested i down'd two shots...might not be too bad you say, try two shots of salad cream!!!! the results are below.. and yes i was sick afterwards... and let me tell you now, sick that stings ur throat and tasts like salad cream is worse than normall sick! even when it comes out of ur nose.. FACT
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