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JAIL BAIT.

The Lady.

About Me

MyGen Profile Generator Chapter 1. About Me.
Im a very English young lady.
I was a veggie for a canny few years.
I gave it all up for a tuna sandwich.
Sadly I will never be a teenage mother.
I have a chinease speaking twinny who has two kids.
By summer we intend to be a combined size 8
Aquafit and Pilates I hope will achieve this.
I won my boyfriends love in a game of pool.
I no longer enjoy wearing purple.
Public pressure made me remove my theme song.
I recently discovered I am a tactile girl
The worst day of my life was when I discovered I was working class.
Leeds is the worst city I have ever been to
NewYork being the best.
I recently auditioned for Deal or No Deal
I like people doing things for me
My boy is my ideal boy. (hes basically russell anyway) High Five!
I want to be as geeky as the tooze.
Because I love it and think its hot.
I would never succumb to the level of geekiness of Lillycrop however.
We are pinky and the brain, first the empire, then the world...
We will one day decide what it is we want to do with out lives
one day soon hopefully!
I work in the most beautiful building Ive ever been in.
Its where I want my wedding to be.
My best friend is a Th Spacker. Its in her genes.
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My Interests

my boy is the best thing to ever happen to me!!! very nice!

I'd like to meet:

Alice in Wonderland.
WillyWonker.
Myself.
Linda Mccartney...!

Music:


bits n bobs

Movies:

x When Harry Met Sally x Finding Nemo x Toy Story x 10 Things About You x Girl Next Door x alfie x closer x Pretty Woman x Pirates of the Caribbean x Edward Scissorhands

Television:

laguna beach, the hills, jeremy kyle, richard and judy, deal or no deal, two pints of larger and a packet of crisps.

Books:

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Heroes:

Richard and Judy. louise from two pints. jude law...

My Blog

Canny Bit Weekend.

Weekend antics. A brisk jog through town. Tye wiped out by an electric wheelchair. A ride in an ambulance. Irony. "Finding" £200. Being a theif and going to hell. Spending fifty quid on booze, in one ...
Posted by JAIL BAIT. on Sun, 30 Oct 2005 05:40:00 PST

Blind Date.

eee nora I went on a blind date. He was hot. Suprising.   Fact still remains I went on a blind date.
Posted by JAIL BAIT. on Sat, 24 Sep 2005 04:26:00 PST

Boys.

Lessons Ive learnt about boys... x they have willys the rest is a mystery to be fair.
Posted by JAIL BAIT. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Check out:-

Check out:- http://www.visiblenoiseteam.com/NEWwebsite/media/videos/days ofworth/hi/hi.html
Posted by JAIL BAIT. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Stupid time waster thing...

put an "X" for everything you've donecopy and paste in a new bulletin.(X) been drunk(X) kissed a member of the same sex(_) crashed a friend's car(_) been to Japan (no but dubai and singapore, the peop...
Posted by JAIL BAIT. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST