Hello. My name is Robert.
I am 20 years old and I goto university in Sunderland. It used to be great, now I have no money and its not so great. When I'm not in Sunderland I'm in York. York is a wonderful place. I'm convinced that happiness was created in York. It's a pretty quiet city but the people there are sound.
I am obsessed with football (man united/york fan) and rap music (not the stuff on the radio mind). I also have unhealthy fixations with gambling (ladbrokes i love you baby), pillows (seriously), denzel washington, chicken (well, i used to when i could afford it), the Wetherspoons in Sunderland, nemanja vidic, adidas trainers and youtube (mint).
I'm Northern Irish, but I don't have an accent which is quite disappointing really. I can't wear hats of any nature - my head is not the right shape for them. My favourite/lucky number is 12 and I don't know why. I have a strange sense of humour, or a shit one, depending on how well you know me. I like to commentate whilst I play football or pro evo - most people think thats pretty weird. I used to live in Mexico (well, Belize next to Mexico) and a load of other far away countries. Oh yeah, and I had to go to anger management councilling when I was at secondary school... yeah, seriously... that was pretty funny.
And that's about all there is to know.
P.S. Danny Gregory said it would be a proud moment in his family's history if I were to mention him. He's a nice guy. So I'd be happy to. Hi Danny. Hope you're well mate. If your family does read this I'd like to apologise to your mother for Chris Dockers foul mouth when we stayed over that one time. Will never happen again. I promise. That scarborough trip was mint though... anyway... going off on a tangent. HOW BIG WAS THAT DOG WE SAW EARLIER?!?!? fucking huge mate... Brrrrrrap.
