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Jasna Ranae

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About Me


Your Porn Star Name is: Spanky Bottoms
If you are trying to woo a Libra, a great pick-up line would be... "Apart from being so cute, what else do you do?"
i stand proudly at 5'1" with medium-length blonde hair and greenish-greyish eyes.. kinda chunky (more cushion for the pushin). im almost never serious, only when i have to be. because of my "blondeness", im easily entertained and the light bulb doesn't always go off on the first try. i love to drive my car. just sitting in it and driving to nowhere cuz i got all day to get there really calms me down. im bi. i was born and raised out in the country and i'll always be that way. i like the simple life. i like the small things in life, the things[GUMMI BEARS] that most people take for granted--- it's what matters the most... im outrageously bold and goofy most of the time. im laid back and real easy to get along with. "but if you fuck with me, im gonna fuck you HARDER." i love life. i love my friends. im bisexual. im an insomniac. i have issues like no other. i was born and partly raised in south eastern europe aka the balkans. i've been living here in houston since i was eight years old. i love to have fun.
You're Most Like The Season Summer ...Whoa.... Passionate eh ?? Typically you're a fiery, zesty dominant person. As the hottest season,
you certainly ooze Sex appeal. You have confidence which draws people to you, and youhave the makings of a good leader. However sometimes your exterior is stronger then you are and so you scare people off before they can get close. Well done... You're the most memorable of seasons :)
Disorder Rating
Paranoid : Very High
Schizoid : Moderate
Schizotypal : High
Antisocial : High
Borderline : Very High
Histrionic : High
Narcissistic : High
Avoidant : Very High
Dependent : High
Obsessive-Compulsive : High
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Lightning
You are lighting. Bright, dangerous, and always on the move. People like to watch you.


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My Interests


You scored as Demon. Demon: Darkness is your sanctuary. Demons are many and are all different in appearence and rank. The most common are the ones that feed off of human souls. They love to make someone fall into their inner darkness. Blood, wrath, murder... You name it they love it. These beings don't care who you are, if they set their sights on you, let's just hope you know a good excorist. They kill any love within you and pull you toward their side. By any means possible. You wish for chaos and hate, you are the Demon.

Demon


100%

Faerie


92%

WereWolf


84%

Dragon


75%

Angel


75%

Mermaid


58%
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i like anything and everything and everybody. i love the outdoors and the indoors. girls. boys. music. chillin with my best buddies. drawing--really just doodle-ing.. i pick up a pencil and let my imagination do the rest.. i absolutely adore the times i share with my lil bro-- i love hangin out with him.

Pick the MONTH when you were born . Your friends might understand you better.

JANUARY

Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive . Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very Stubborn and money cautious.

FEBRUARY

Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

MARCH

Attractive personality. sexy. Affectionate Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.

APRIL

Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. moving Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. sexy in a way that only their lover can see.

MAY

Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.

JUNE

Easy to talk to. Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone* always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. one guy/girl kind of person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. loves music. pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn.

JULY

Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. hot. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

AUGUST

Outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. no self control. kind hearted. self confident. loud and boisteroius. VERY revengeful. easy to get along with and talk to. has an "everything's peachy" attitude. loves screaming, talking and singing. loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted. loves to flirt. hates being left out. hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be loved. hates studying. in need of "that someone". longs for freedom. rebellious whe withheld or restricted. lives by "no pain no gain" caring. always a suspect. playful. mysterious. "charming" or "beautiful" to a specail person. stubborn. courious. independent. strong willed. a fighter.

SEPTEMBER

Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal and always honest. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves sports, leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic. sexy but has brains.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* OCTOBER *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart.

NOVEMBER

Trustworthy and loyal.Very compassionate and caring.Wild at times.Knows how to have fun.Sexy and mystertious.Everyone is drwan towards your inner and outter beauty.Playful, secretive.Very emotional and takes alot to make angry.Meets new people easily.Fearless and ingependent.Can hold their own.Stands out in a crowd.Gets jealous easily.Essentially very smart.

DECEMBER

Loyal and generous. sexy. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Changing personality.

I'd like to meet:

anybody ... as long as we can get along. if not, i WILL have the most awesomest time watching you turn into pretty little ashes.

You are most like An Emerald ! Caring, giving, - and very emotional. You're the person people turn to with a problem. You worry about everybody, and genuinely want to help - a little too much sometimes. As an emerald, you tend to take a more backseat to the other gems, but your inner beauty soon captivates those who take the time to get to know you. Congratulations ... You're the selfless gem everybody needs as a friend.

my lil bro is my closest and dearest friend. he is my life. my everything. i made this pic below for him a long ass time ago. i don't remember when.

Music:

the one thing i cannot do, refuse to do.. is listen to the same kinda music over and over again.. i need variety.. which is why i listen to anything.. as long as it's a got a rhythm.. im down wit it

Movies:

i love action movies. followed by horror and comedy. then drama (chick flicks). and last but not least, PORN --- just can't live without it.
You are Lust! Sexy!! But they say that theres such a thing as too
much of a good thing. You have sex on the brain, and it doesn't stay just there for long. Passionate, Fiery - and most certainly confident. You're a fun loving, spontaneous person who is always up for a laugh. People however, have trouble keeping up with you. You're sex crazy, and perhaps need to tone it down a bit! learn a little self control! But, Hey, Congratulations on being the Sexiest Red Hot deadly sin out of all the 7...

Part Expert Kisser


You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable

Part Freaky Kisser


When you kiss, you want to experience something new A new technique, a new partner, a new piercing... And your own personal kissing style is very unpredictable There's no saying where your tongue or hands will go What Kind of Kisser Are You?

Television:

friends, seinfeld, girlfriends, fraizer, king of queens, everybody loves raymond, yes dear, reba, the parkers, fear factor, the discovery channel, the porn channel, my wife and kids, grounded for life, cartoon network, disney channel, nickelodeon, good times, hercules, xena the warrior princess, blue collar comedy, madTV, SNL, BET, espn, espn2, home improvement, CSI, will and grace, comedy central, south park, spike tv.... just to name a few.. i can't think of the rest right now.. lol

Books:

i can read any kind of fiction book. even though erotica novels are my favorite. sometimes when im all alone and in peace, i'd cuddle up with a book and read-- i often get lost in that fantasy world and at most times don't want to end the book.

Heroes:



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My Blog

gettin back on track

man oh man ... does it feel good to be working again or what!!! dood!!! ... i can't believe this shit ... it's a lil too good to be true .. but i hope it lasts for a long time ... a very very very lon...
Posted by Jasna Ranae on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 03:13:00 PST

i don't care anymore

you treat me like dirt you say you're there for me when you're not you say you love me you say you'll do anything to help me but you know what ... i just don't give a fuck anymore ... we used to be so...
Posted by Jasna Ranae on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 01:31:00 PST

im 150% music freak

ALTERNATIVE:[x] Weezer[] Paramore[x] Panic! At The Disco[x] October Fall[x] The Academy Is...[] Coheed And Cambria[] Bayside[x] Yellowcard[x] Sugarcult[] The Dresden DollsTOTAL SO FAR= [6]COUNTRY:[x] ...
Posted by Jasna Ranae on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 01:26:00 PST

go fuck yourself

why have all the men in my life abused me in some way, shape, or form?   why has everybody?   why is my life so fucked? why can i never reach the light at the end of the tunnel? why can i ne...
Posted by Jasna Ranae on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 08:36:00 PST

i wish ....

 .. you weren't leaving ... you haven't even left yet and i already miss you like crazy...   ... so what do i do now?? .. how am i supposed to ... ??? ... omg .. i can't even listen to your...
Posted by Jasna Ranae on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 12:59:00 PST

interviews

oh my fucking god.. i found a job .. a really good job .. just for me, by me. receptionist for up to 25k per year i already scheduled an interview with them on monday at 1pm - and their website allo...
Posted by Jasna Ranae on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 11:00:00 PST

name change

as soon as i get settled into my new apt ... im gonna go to some public official .. and change my fucking name ... i just wanna erase my past ... i can't deal with it anymore .. it is driving me to su...
Posted by Jasna Ranae on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 12:30:00 PST

i am ...

i am ecstacy i am porn i am speed i am steroids i am cocaine i am vodka i am marijuana i am captain morgan i am weed   You opened it & you're going to have the WORST week of your life next w...
Posted by Jasna Ranae on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 05:40:00 PST

NEW PLACE!!!

okies .. so i put down my deposit .... and now im just waiting for someone to move out and i can move in !!!!! oh my fucking god ..   when that happens.. i want everybody i know to come out and ...
Posted by Jasna Ranae on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 02:02:00 PST

my new apt.

okies .. so im fucking excited .. but worried and paranoid at the same time here's why ... good stuff 1. a 13 month lease gets you 150 off rent for two months 2. a 7 month lease gets you 150 off rent...
Posted by Jasna Ranae on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 07:06:00 PST