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Everybody's Phil

Son of a bitch must still pay!!!

About Me


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The Basics
Full Name Phillip
You like it? Sure...why not?
Birthdate Feb. 16
Height/Weight 6' and about 225 lbs....at least that's what my license says.
Eye Color Blue
Hair Color Brown/gray
Can you...
Drive? Um...yeah.
Drive a manual? I have before. I miss that truck.
Touch your nose with your tongue? Nope. Wouldn't if I could.
Cook? Yep. More than I want to, honestly.
Dance? Slam dance? Mosh? Sure.
Sing? I am the king of karaoke. Just ask the drunks at Rumors Karaoke.
Sew? Hell no. But I kinda wish I could.
Speak another language? Si senor.
Have you ever...
Eaten sushi? Not much. I prefer my fish from Captain D's...yummmm.
Been in love? Yep, happily married for almost 7 years.
Skipped school? Many, many times.
Made prank calls? Sure.
Done illegal drugs? Nope.
Stolen something worth more than ? More than? I only steal from the rich. I hate rich people.
Flashed someone? Does my wife count?
Been drunk? Possibly...okay yeah.
Eaten squid? Oh yeah, loves me some fried calamari.
Been to New York City? Nope. I'm poor.
Been to London? Still poor.
Favorite
Drink Jim Beam and Coke.
Soda Mountain Dew.
Food Milo's Cheeseburger, no onion extra sauce. Fries with extra sauces and a large sweet tea with lemon.
Restaurant Lately, Superior Grill.
Color Duh...black.
Artist real painter: Hieronymus Bosch comic artist: Frank Miller
Album Of all time? Misfits: Walk Among Us I guess.
Website www.roadrun.com/blabbermouth.net - all the metal news that's fit to print
The Last
Person to hit you A fat girl at a Motorhead show.
Person you wanted to hit My home's previous owner.
Person you hugged My wife.
Person you kissed My wife.
Person who wanted to kiss you Jennifer Love Hewitt. What a hoochie.
Country you've been in Uh...wow. U.S.
Car you've driven The world's greatest 1995 Honda Civic.
Law you've broken Speeding.
Thing you ate Chex Mix.
Thing you drank Water.
Thing you said 'Really?' to a co-worker's review of Spiderman.
Book you read A Coffin for Dimitrios by Eric Ambler.
Show you watched Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
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My Interests

comic books. HEAVY FUCKING METAL. drinking. eating. disc golf. drinking. home improvement.

I'd like to meet:

Lemmy. Ric Flair. Geezer Butler. Jerry Springer. George Romero. Ray Bradbury. Oh yeah, one more:

Music:

Oh God...here we go. 3 Inches of Blood. AC/DC. Acid Bath. Agoraphobic Nosebleed. Anthrax. Bad Brains. Beastie Boys. Black Flag. Black Sabbath. Brutal Truth. Buddy Holly. Carcass. Cannibal Corpse. Celtic Frost. Chuck Berry. Clutch. Cramps. D.R.I. Danzig. DEVO. Dead Boys. Dead Milkmen. Doomriders. Down. Elvis. Eyehategod. FEAR. Flipper. Fudge Tunnel. GG Allin. GODFLESH. Guns N' Roses. GWAR. Hank Williams Sr. Hank Williams III. Hatebreed. Hellhammer. HELMET. High on Fire. Ice Cube. Iggy & the Stooges. Iron Maiden. JESU. Judas Priest. Lamb of God. MC5. Macabre. Mastodon. Melvins. Ministry. Minor Threat. Misfits. Motorhead. MUNICIPAL FUCKING WASTE. Nailbomb. Napalm Death. Nashville Pussy. Neurosis. New York Dolls. Nuclear Assault. N.W.A. Obituary. Pantera. Parliament. Pink Floyd. Public Enemy. Queens of the Stone Age. Ramones. S.O.D. Sepultura. Sick of it All. Slayer. Strapping Young Lad. Suicidal Tendencies. Tenacious D. Testament. Thin Lizzy. TOOL. Trouble. old Van Halen. Venom. Voivod. Zeke.

Movies:

Taxi Driver. Hellraiser. Evil Dead I-III. Alien. Sin City. Hellboy. Godzilla. Night of the Living Dead. Killer Klowns from Outer Space. Creepshow. Ed Wood. Psycho. American Movie. North by Northwest.

Television:

Reality TV...the trashier the better (I love you CHEATERS!!!)

Books:

Personal top 10...Dune. The Stand. Cryptonomicon. Weaveworld. The Beach. Flood. Neuromancer. The Martian Chronicles. The Complete Sherlock Holmes. The Hobbit. Also, add the Dark Tower series...yummy.

Heroes:

Screw heroes, this will be my 'classic comic books' section. I feel like a sellout not having one: Starman. Grendel. Invisibles. Watchmen. Ronin. Howard the Duck. Mr. Monster. Marshall Law. Animal Man. Sin City. Stray Bullets. Sandman. Sandman Mystery Theater. American Century. Nexus. Judge Dredd. 90's Ghost Rider. Green Arrow. Mage. Bacchus. Swamp Thing. Shade: The Changing Man. Punisher. Usagi Yojimbo. Hellboy. BPRD. Silver Surfer. Plastic Man. 100 Bullets. 90's Doom Patrol. Trencher. Transmetropolitan. Nexus. Beautiful Stores for Ugly Children. Tug & Buster. The Black Hood. CUD. I'm sure I'll add even more later.

My Blog

I never wanted to get old....

A conversation last week:Me: It rained early this morning.My Wife: It sounded like it was really coming down.Me: Yeah, and I just filled the birdbath too.(After thinking about what I said, I'm now con...
Posted by Everybody's Phil on Fri, 11 May 2007 01:28:00 PST

Bad Movies and the Men Who Love Them

Now, we're all friends here. We all like each other at least a little bit, or we could have just clicked that grey 'deny' button, right? Okay, good.First, let me say I'm not really one to tell people ...
Posted by Everybody's Phil on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 08:21:00 PST

Mind Twister! Brain-nado!

Dear God, my mind is swirling like a Texas tornado. So much has happened since my last blog, I just don't know where to begin. I've been sober for two weeks, I've accomplished so much, yet I can't ord...
Posted by Everybody's Phil on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 10:11:00 PST

Beer and Bloating in Tunica, Miss. - Part VIII

Thursday:I woke up surprisingly early Thursday morning, and at this point, I was just happy to be alive. It was the last day in Tunica, and I had to pack my things. I also knew I had some money to win...
Posted by Everybody's Phil on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 07:07:00 PST

Beer and Bloating in Tunica, Miss. - Part VII

Wednesday:"Oh no. Oh no. Oh no." That was my mantra when I woke up at 9 a.m. on Wednesday. The events of the previous evening were hazy. The night was flashing through my head in bits and pieces. My p...
Posted by Everybody's Phil on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 06:45:00 PST

Beer and Bloating in Tunica, Miss. - Part VI

Wednesday 7 p.m.:Upon arrival back at the casino, I check in with the appropriate parties and get ready for a free evening on the town. We drive into Memphis and start off with drinks at The Peabody ...
Posted by Everybody's Phil on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 06:34:00 PST

Beer and Bloating in Tunica, Miss. - Part V

Tuesday (1 p.m.):Once again, the traveler sleeps in. I roll out of bed at the crack of 1 p.m. I have a short day to myself before a gaggle of salespeople arrive. I've decided to hit the bank and reple...
Posted by Everybody's Phil on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 06:39:00 PST

Beer and Bloating in Tunica, Miss. - Part IV

Tuesday (3 a.m.):Another early morning return from Arkansas. The Gold Strike isn't particularly hopping at 3 a.m. on a Tuesday morning in early December. My boss gets me a night-cap drink in one of th...
Posted by Everybody's Phil on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 06:50:00 PST

Beer and Bloating in Tunica, Miss. - Part III

Monday:Let me say, after a late night excursion into Arkansas, nothing tastes better than pancakes. I was taken to a semi-late breakfast in the same café from the day before. This time it was actually...
Posted by Everybody's Phil on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 07:24:00 PST

Beer and Bloating in Tunica, Miss. - Part II

(Read part one if you haven't.)Sunday:Man, black-out curtains are a traveling man's best friend. At home, I have a 6-year-old alarm clock who never lets anyone sleep in. Great&but this week, daddy was...
Posted by Everybody's Phil on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 01:50:00 PST