your impurity has proven of great interest to me lately
indentify the tranny in the following ensemble
i only know four of these people .
so what if i show movies in class?
what's wrong with dancing?
can i make out for 16 hrs straight?
ball gag? what ball gag?
it holocausts too much to live this way
are those real?
bear shirt sabotage ethos
no fingers ribs only
i sleep with chad and an inflatable blue guy
i sleep with katye and an inflatable blue guy
i'm so into queen right now
general lady parts
i deserve a nicer name than this
Daughters of Arbee
tenderloin
i design banter for a living
rantings of eva
synchromesh
love and squalor
t-minus band
stalemate recon episodic backlash
rod zeppelin does dylan via Webjay
are fundamentally the most fucking phenomenal form of entertainment humankind has as of yet createdsome of my favorites that i can at this very moment recall:Rashomon; Blue Velvet; The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly; Rope; The Usual Suspects; La Strada; Spartacus; Heist; Unforgiven; Leolo; The Royal Tenenbaums; The Asphalt Jungle; The Mean Streets (oh wait you're only reading this so you can judge me aren't you why don't you just go to hell and fuck yourself with a fragment of brimstone)
makes movies appear much smaller than they ever should be
if reading does not profoundly affect the way you think then you either aren't reading or you aren't human but then maybe all reading is merely mental masturbation just like the rest of life
i'm going to have to say doctor cleavejoy; he's by far the most heroic human being i have ever met; did you hear about that time that he arm-wrestled jesus; well the world's holiest jew won of course but cleavejoy was so angry that he grabbed jesus by his god balls and gave them a good twist; he wrenched the lord's sacculus so hard in fact that a healthy, viscous glob of holy potentia spilled like so much unrealized seed upon the ground; cleavejoy quickly scooped the otherworldy goo into a glass vial that he now carries with him everywhere he ever goes; whenever he needs help, he sprinkles a little god juice on the ground and the lost tribe of israel springs like daisies from the dirt to do his bidding