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Doctor Cleavejoy

what voice would this fingerpuppet have?

About Me

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My Interests

your impurity has proven of great interest to me lately

I'd like to meet:



   indentify the tranny in the following ensemble
i only know four of these people .

so what if i show movies in class?

what's wrong with dancing?

can i make out for 16 hrs straight?

ball gag? what ball gag?

it holocausts too much to live this way

are those real?

bear shirt sabotage ethos

no fingers ribs only

i sleep with chad and an inflatable blue guy

i sleep with katye and an inflatable blue guy

i'm so into queen right now

general lady parts

i deserve a nicer name than this

Daughters of Arbee

tenderloin

i design banter for a living

rantings of eva

synchromesh

love and squalor

t-minus band

stalemate recon episodic backlash

Music:

rod zeppelin does dylan via Webjay

Movies:

are fundamentally the most fucking phenomenal form of entertainment humankind has as of yet createdsome of my favorites that i can at this very moment recall:Rashomon; Blue Velvet; The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly; Rope; The Usual Suspects; La Strada; Spartacus; Heist; Unforgiven; Leolo; The Royal Tenenbaums; The Asphalt Jungle; The Mean Streets (oh wait you're only reading this so you can judge me aren't you why don't you just go to hell and fuck yourself with a fragment of brimstone)

Television:

makes movies appear much smaller than they ever should be

Books:

if reading does not profoundly affect the way you think then you either aren't reading or you aren't human but then maybe all reading is merely mental masturbation just like the rest of life

Heroes:

i'm going to have to say doctor cleavejoy; he's by far the most heroic human being i have ever met; did you hear about that time that he arm-wrestled jesus; well the world's holiest jew won of course but cleavejoy was so angry that he grabbed jesus by his god balls and gave them a good twist; he wrenched the lord's sacculus so hard in fact that a healthy, viscous glob of holy potentia spilled like so much unrealized seed upon the ground; cleavejoy quickly scooped the otherworldy goo into a glass vial that he now carries with him everywhere he ever goes; whenever he needs help, he sprinkles a little god juice on the ground and the lost tribe of israel springs like daisies from the dirt to do his bidding

My Blog

Dear Dude in the Library Crying

In the everyday world, I like to follow the everyday rules. I employ my turn signal even when no other vehicles are visible. I enter establishments using the door marked "enter" no matter the convenie...
Posted by Doctor Cleavejoy on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 04:10:00 PST

ant'ony burgess

     As far as works penned by our dear Mr Burgess, I had until recently read only A Clockwork Orange, ReJoyce, and 1789 and the Devil's Mode. I thought, "what else could...
Posted by Doctor Cleavejoy on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 10:47:00 PST

The Chronicles of Baby Arbee: Nothing but a Big Baby (feat. Spidrella Mae)

Once there was a sleepy little village on the edge of a sleepy little ravine.A short time after Baby Arbee was born, he stealthily approached the unsuspecting village.and stomped on it.Seven Inches an...
Posted by Doctor Cleavejoy on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 04:57:00 PST

Daughters of Arbee Retributive Oscillation Scandal Genesis

Recently all of my information was wiped out and all of my friends were deleted by a crack-commando-black-magic cult identifying themselves only as the Daughters of Arbee. This rare photo clearly demo...
Posted by Doctor Cleavejoy on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 09:31:00 PST

Yanking Monkey Pulls Fast One

Despite my desperate bulletin pleas for attention, only four people have added me. I don't even think one of them is a real person.
Posted by Doctor Cleavejoy on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 12:31:00 PST