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the skinniest heavyweight ya know, if im not smiling im yelling obscenities at random strangers mainly because someone is making my day bad. but thats just opinion, now lets get started shall we?first we start with a cup of intellect and 4 tablespoons of sarcasm, add a bob marley cd and a pack of camels for extra flavor along with a tad of spontanaeity(do not forget the hooked on phonics for ingredients like that), add some pink nail polish to mix ,remove braces after fourth year, blend 2 boxes of hair dye and a pair of chuck taylors, for entertainment value we need philosiphy, to decorate throw in 4 barbells and a pair of sunglasses,stir vigirously, put in oven for 9 months let cool for 17 years and VOILA! serve sparingly. WARNING=inhaltion or digestion of this product may cause bursts of outrageous laughter and subtle epiphinies, if any heartbreak occurs please consult physician and know we are not responsible or liable to fraud. thank you for choosing whitegurlzi have a fear of bridges over water i have both nipples pierced..yes i will show you i enjoy recreational pharmecuticals i will drink cranberry juice over anything i have not had a solid relationship in three years doggystle IS the position i beat bitches up me and my mom beat each other up i will not send you nudie photos but i can tell you someone who will i have graduated.......not sure what next turqois looks better on me then you Tom has got it in for me your bf probably wants to fuck me( and we most likely will.....in YOUR BED) my 87 toyota supra will shit on your honda i buy larger push up bras for false advertisement "ily" is the gayest thing... linens-n- things is the gayest thing....ever i can read french i get along better with children laguna/elk grove is filled with addicts, dumb hoes, wannabe bands, and sad sad little girls that need mucho help. you dont know yet...but youre in love with me i shoot pigeons i hate hummers...i will scratch it if you get one thank god i dont know any of these myspace codes by heart...thats a desperate call for a life i can wear you little sisters clothes i beleive the swastika is a the peace symbol on heroinboys...dont wear your sisters pants vegetarians are sickly alien people never have more metal in your ears than your kitchen green should never be a hair color do not bump fall out boy kris kasmier...you have done too many drugs nicolette.....YOU have done too many drugs paying for gum is a sinGet Your Own Voice Player ManageMyspace Contact Tables"IT IS BETTER TO FIGHT FOR FREEDOM, THAN TO BE A PRISONEER ALL THE DAYS OF YOUR LIFE" -BOB MARLEY
"MAY WE PLEASE HAVE A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR THOSE WHO DIED. AND NOW MAY WE PLEASE HAVE A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR THOSE WHO KILLED THEM."- MARILYN MANSON SPEAKING ON THE COLUMBINE HIGH SHOOTINGS"
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I'd like to meet:

my future self, MY FATHER, john lennon, frida kahlo, bob marley, and damien, god, poets, artists, skaters, dreamers, lovers, philosiphers, please no stoners, my future husband, everyone who will love me, everyone that has loved me and never told me
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Music:

bob marley, damien marley, the yeah yeah yeahs, no doubt, hole, red hot chili peppers, republica, white stripes, frank sinatra, patsy cline, elvis, ray charles, pat benatar, blondie, prodigy, lauren hill, linkin park, korn, rancid, social distortion, soft cell, marilyn manson, harvey dangers, REM, jay-z, sublime, save ferris, real big fish, sneaker pimps, lenny kravitz, beastie boys, filter, le tigre, andre nickatina, rose royce, peaches, elephant man, meiko kaji, flyleaf, gnarles barkley, gorrilaz, led zepplin, lauren hill, zombie

Movies:

pretty in pink, breakfast club, sixtneen candles, ferris bueler's day off, george lopez; why you cryin?, the latin kings of comdey, the cell, finding nemo, monsters inc., kill bill I & II, GIRL, the crow, the crow; city of angels, the iron giant, scarface, FRIDA, crazy beautiful, the perfect score, romeo and juliet, requeim for a dream, american pshyco

Television:

CSI: las vegas, malcom in the middle, the cosby show, roseanne,umm.....televison is actually the devil

Books:

spelled backwards is skoob

Heroes:



anyone that ever hurt anyone that ever hurt me, frida kahlo for painting a little emotion for everyone, marley for the good words he preaches, george lopez for reminding us there's laughter in everything, and sometimes me.....when i realize that i have the right heroes

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the epitome of the CORRECT lifestyle

1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve,...
Posted by youre new girlfriend's worst nightmare on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 12:15:00 PST

so if you have a pathetic amount of time do this

DO IT JUS FOR FUN!!!!!! ARE YOU INTERESTED IN ME? YES OR NO Basics: Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair (color nd style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: OTHER: 1. Where would we go on dates? 2. Who are three...
Posted by youre new girlfriend's worst nightmare on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 10:43:00 PST

the virgin suicides.

its that feeling. when you look at someone and you can only imgaine what goes on beneath their clothes. its when you lay to rest and in the middle of the night you feel hands......reaching....down.......
Posted by youre new girlfriend's worst nightmare on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 08:32:00 PST

ode to me that i did not know

this has got to be the best excuse for someone to not call me back.   and possible the most romantic (if i dare say) letter i have ever recieved     joshua:   ok, you better belie...
Posted by youre new girlfriend's worst nightmare on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 11:54:00 PST

ode to those who will never know

never know that he was in my bed, never know that secretly i think of taking you apart. this is for those that have caused me so much dispair and will wallow in your self glory for it. this is my ode ...
Posted by youre new girlfriend's worst nightmare on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 07:35:00 PST