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The Beer Hero

life's like oral sex one slip of the toungue and ur in the shit!!!!

About Me

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As a pale evening dims down into a black and empty night and shadow form around you serounding you in darkness...when it seems like the relentless nothing has taken u by the the delacte hand off to nowhere tho become nobody just another memory of somthing that used to be as hope fades and faith in life disapears and u feel like this could truly be the end of an era this could be the time ur soul is consumed and taken from u forever and it will leave ur very heart blackend and empty lying on the floor..........den den DEN!...sudenly an uncontrolable wint flashes across the dark and lonly abyss of night that stans before u and a wisper in ur ear tells you not to let go ..theres still a place for you in this world and you think you see a glimmer of lightin the distance gradually growing and haeding towards u .releif .....its me ..the salvation ..im standing ith a six pack of beer a bottle of voddka and twenty fags ...and u realise it was all just a sign that life was boring the shit out of u ...u need a saviour a hero .....so here i am ready to party hard ....so what do u say we get this shit rolling .....YEEEEHHHHAAWWWW!!!!!

My Interests

well im a bit footie mad ..im a villa fan

/(new manager , new optomism)i love going out on the piss with me buddies u know who u are Condy URE MY BOY....and Temple (seriously quality all season so far dude best right back in the corronation league)& Matty get better soon dude we needs ya !!i play my ps2 when i can not to much tho BIG FAN OF THE FINAL FANTASY GAMES....i like playing guitar(poorly)chattin to me pals on MSN.
This image is from ProfileJuice.and spending time with my litle princesess. i llove karaoke although dont do em as much theese days....and just chillin with good company and cool tunes ..oh and beer....BEER BEER THE WONDERFUL THING THE MORE U DRINK THE MORE U SING....

I'd like to meet:

enyone and evryone just some cool people with the same strange sence off humour as me and simmilar likes and dislikes .....no liers.....and defanatly no muppets..people with somthing interesting to sayGet Your Own! | View Slideshowenyone with the same outlook on life and its general wierdness......and i dont mind any bands that r cool and too my liking im always happy to hear new stuff......and hey while im here if any pretty ladies wanna come check me out and have a chat they are more than welcome .......WHAT!!! aguy can try cant he ...HAHAHAHAHA.

Music:


I LOVE TO ROCK!!!!!!
This image is from ProfileJuice...basically anythin with good guitars in it ......cant stand dance music(specially the stuff that sounds like a factory machine or eighties sample oooff) not realy into clasical or opera either ...or top yourself depressind music i like my tunes to have some BALLS!! everyone elses profile i looked at so far has listet of some of thier fav's so here we go JIMMY(guitar hero)HENDRIX NIRVANA RED HOT CHILLI PEPPERS, GUNS AND ROSES, MEGADEATH, METTALICA, TENNACIOS D, FOO FIGHTERS, GREENDAY QUEEN ROB ZOMBIE, LINKIN PARK, THE DISTURBED, DROWNING POOL, IRON MAIDEN
This image is from ProfileJuiceRAMMSTIEN(altho cant under stan they still rock), THE KILLERS, SNOW PATROLL, SPECTRE GENERAL, BLACK SABATH, AC/DC, KISS, 2PAC EVANESANCE, THE BEATLES, OASIS(back in the day), WHITESTRIPES, KORN, SLIPKNOT, SYSTEM OF A DOWN, LIMP BIZKET, RADIOHEAD, RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE, PINK FLOYD, LED ZEPLIN, VELVET REVOLVER, WEEZER, JULIETTE AND THE LICKS, AEROSMITH, THE WHO, SKIDROW, SEETHER, KASABIEN, THE KOOKS, DEFTONES, SMASHING PUMPKINS, AUDIOSLAVE, MUSE, KINGS OF LEON,TOOL, MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE,OK THATS TOO MANY ..LOL.. could go on forever but probably boaring u now ....lol Bascally any thing that rocks and u can mosh out to!!

Movies:

Get Your Own! | View Slideshow

Television:

not much to be honest cant be arsed with it. footie whoevers playin THE SIMSONS
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This image is from ProfileJuice MY NAME IS EARL(lovin it at the mo),OH AND NOT FORGETTING PIMP MY RIDE and iv recently aquired an addiction to 24 (watched the first 3 seasons in just over a week)and am apsolooply GUTTEDskins has finnished what a quality show that is

Books:

dont read as much these days but when i do i like horror novels like Stephen King(IT,FOUR PAST MIDNIGHT,MISSERY,THE STAND ,NEDFULL THINGS) and James herbert(THE DARK,THE MOON, THE MAJIC COTTAGE) ....dont mind an autobiog if its someone interesting(ANTHINY KIDIS'S IS A GOOD READ SCAR TISSUE CHECK IT OUT)
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Heroes:


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This image is from ProfileJuice MY UNDERWEAR BECAUSE ITS GOT A HARDER JOB THAN A A MAX SECURITY PRISON GUARD AT THE MOMENT KEEPING MY LABIDO UNDER WRAPS LOL Jimmy Hendrix(giutar god),John Frusciante(his living counterpart) Homer Simpson (god of stupidity) Bender (futurama...how all robots should be) beavis and butthead a href="http://www.xcomment.com" (just from being part of the MTV generation...and the way thy laugh) Ozzy Osbourn( god off serviving a life of beer and drugg abuse ..oh and biting bats heads off lol)and Geof Hurst for stickin it to the Germans on the footie field in 66 come on england....and me dad hes a legand (not forgetting my Nan & Grandad they're awsome)

My Blog

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Posted by The Beer Hero on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 04:57:00 PST

Vampire Name

The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity: Maharaja of Night Known in some parts of the world as: Hierophant of The Cursed The Great Archives Record: The cursed and the curser - br...
Posted by The Beer Hero on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 04:44:00 PST

Smack in the chops

July hasnt been the kindest of months to me..........mainly for 2 reasons not did i lose my job ealy on in the month in wich i saw a little unfair.........so i now fin myself in the unemployment wilde...
Posted by The Beer Hero on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 04:33:00 PST

Recognition at last

just incase anyone is in the slightest bit interested .......im going to do the bloky thing and talk football..........this year i decided to pack away my refferee kit and take to the pitch once more ...
Posted by The Beer Hero on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 08:23:00 PST

Soul Serviving

No place on earth that feels like home Left dispossessed and feel alone Exterior smile I show just hides the shallowness in witch I reside Incentive and drive are distant lies Of a past once gleami...
Posted by The Beer Hero on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 10:12:00 PST

JESUS...why do all my lyrics come out depressing someone please shoot me lol

i'm a man of many tallents ,but a master of none, so consumed with how its ending i, forgoten how it begun. much confuion in nner sanctum, brain is feeling numb, try to lift some wieght of the shoulde...
Posted by The Beer Hero on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 05:23:00 PST

random lyrics

the wizardry of yestarday, can only ever stale the way i feel' thoughtof past and plesantries,bring to life catastrophies for real, no-one knows, how it goes, i never show this rsge in side. and they ...
Posted by The Beer Hero on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 02:40:00 PST

some irony .........why?

why do they call it a crafty fag...............do u go into the news agents and say "20 crafty fags please mate? in stately homes why do they call it perod furnature........does it bleed once a month?...
Posted by The Beer Hero on Fri, 19 May 2006 06:12:00 PST

not the most intellegant

as any one who reads my profile and blog's will no doubt have noticed that i make rather allot of spelling mistakes well there is a logical explination behind this .......and its quite simple realy .....
Posted by The Beer Hero on Wed, 17 May 2006 06:50:00 PST

Many thanx

firstly i would like to say cheers to all the cool people who sent me friend requests..........(will get round to sending individual thanx and comments eventually)........its cool to know i'm fairly d...
Posted by The Beer Hero on Sun, 14 May 2006 06:32:00 PST