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About Me

May is the month of the Dragon. 1976 is the year of The Fire Dragon. Force and power are the symbols attributed to the Dragon. There is a decidedly exotic air about Dragon people, Dragons are libidinous and score quite a hit with the opposite sex. Romance for the Dragon is never simple, with one crazy state of mind following another, creating a series of highs and lows in his love life. There are two types of Dragon lovers: those who fall in love and commit themselves to a serious relationship and those who tend to be loners and perhaps never marry at all. The Dragon may be happier alone. In any partnership Dragon folk will first and foremost seek an intellectual equal, because these people get as much of a charge from mental stimulation as they do from having sex. Of course they bring to any relationship their own inimitable touch of magic and that Dragon element of good fortune. But the male Dragon is perhaps happier in love than his female counterpart, for this, being a strongly masculine sign, often produces dominant women who tend to take over the relationship and rather blindly tread all over the sensitivities of their partners. The Monkey, Snake and Rat are dream partners for the Dragon; however, it is worth remembering that the only sign that can fool the Dragon is the Monkey. (no shit) Another difficulty for the Dragon is that life experiences are very intense. There are no casual friendships for Dragon; every interaction is a continuation of heavy pastlife karma that must be resolved now, as if ten lifetimes were being lived out in the current incarnation. Intellectually, they are clever, bright, sharp people, yet on occasion they will throw all logic to the wind and follow their hunches. Fortunately for them, they are strong on intuition and invariably all works out well. To the Chinese, the Dragon is born in the most desirable year, blessed by the gods and goddesses in heaven. Possessing magical powers, the versatile Dragon is capable of soaring to the highest heavenly heights or diving to the depths of the sea. On one hand shrewd, healthy and full of vitality, the Dragon also possesses a mystical side, intuitive, artistic and strangely lucky. However, Dragons can plunge pretty low, becoming irritable, stubborn and impetuous. The Dragon's mystical allure may become a bit too other worldly, making him or her difficult to get close to. Flexible and accommodating, they fit in with whatever is going on around them -- but for only as long as it suits them. This is because they are self-determined types and don't take kindly to being dominated by others. Although seemingly affable and agreeable, they can be as ferocious and dangerous as the mythical beast on whom the sign is based. In a confrontation, Dragons have a tendency to misjudge the situation, and are not too adept at extricating themselves from difficulties. Interestingly, no matter what surprises Fate may have in store, whatever difficulties or hardships these people may encounter along the road, Dragons will always ultimately land on their feet. They will be a success wherever they go, regardless of their chosen careers. Dragons may devote themselves to a great cause or work, and if so, they will see it through to the end. This talent work two ways, as they can be equally devoted to a bad cause and equally successful in it. Dragons can't help but win! This is undoubtedly due to the fact that of all the Chinese signs, those born under the influence of the Dragon are considered the luckiest of all and good fortune simply follows them wherever they go. They have strong karma to lead and succeed. If a Dragon takes action to realize dreams, there is no limit to the heights that can be achieved. Not only that, they also have the Midas touch. It is said that the Year of the Dragon is good for business and all money-making schemes. Consequently, those born in this year have an inherent knack for attracting money and they generally enjoy financial prosperity. The Chinese say that the Dragon leaves wealth and prosperity in his path. Hence, the Dragon leads the street processions during Chinese New Year. The Dragon brings the Four Benedictions of the East -- wealth, virtue, harmony, and long life.

My Interests

Grant

I'd like to meet:

There are 3 kinds of people: 1. Idiots2. Assholes3. People you can kick it with

Music:

If it slaps

Movies:

Scarface, Resovor Dogs, Pulp Fiction, The Good the Bad and the Ulgy, Taxi Driver, Sin City, Groundhog Day, Cincinnati Kid, Princess Bride, Big Daddy, Rio Bravo, Rolling Thunder, Dawn of the Dead (Romero), Clerks, Clerks II, Chasing Amy, Mean Streets, The Killing, They Live by Nite, One Eyed Jacks, Dazed and Confuzed, Dolelamite, Matrix, 300, Kill Bill, Walk the Line, V for Vendetta, Hictchikers Guide to the Galaxy, Detriot Rock City, Dazed and Confused, Old School, There's Something about Mary, Harald and Kumar, The Warriorrs, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Shrek, Office Space, Big trouble in little China, Cap. Ron, Animal House, Caddyshack, Ghostbusters, Star Wars, Batman, Edward Scissorhands, Dark City, Req. for a Dream. A Clockwork Orange, Natural Born Killers, Mavrick, the Cooler, The Limey, The Godfather, The Graduate, PSYCHO, Chinatown, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, 2001: A Space Odyssey, The Maltiese Falcon, Raging Bull, E.T., Dr. Stranglove, Bonnie and Clyde, Apocalypse Now, High Noon, To Kill A Mockingbird, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Easy Rider, Doctor Zhivago, West Side Story, Rear Window, King Kong, A Streetcar Named Desire, Taxi Driver, Jaws, Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid, Amadeus, Rebel Without A Cause, Raiders Of The Lost Ark, Vertigo, Stagecoach, Ntework, Shane, The French Connection, Three Days Of The Condor, Casino, Casablanca, Forrest Gump, Braveheart, Ben-Hur, Dances With Wolves, American Graffiti, Rocky (1 thru 30), The Deer Hunter, The Wild Bunch, Cool Hand Luke, Dead Poets Society, Good Will Hunting, Dirty Harry, Glory, All 007 films, Gandhi, The Fugitive, Fargo, Born On The Fourth Of July, Jurassic Park, The Hustler, Giant, Searching for Bobby Fischer, Goodfellas, Lethal Weapon, Animal House, Night Of The Living Dead (and every other ZOMBIE movie), The Searches, Unforgiven, Bullitt, The Outlaw Josey Wales, Back To The Future, Rain Man, Rear Window, All The Presidents Men, The Birds, Blade Runner, Dragon, Snatch, Bad Liutenant, The Doors, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Orange County, The Shawshank Redemption, The Silence of The Lambs, Escape from New York, The Terminator, Donnie Darko, Wedding Crashers, Old School, Layer Cake, Dark Knight, Brotherhood of the Wolf, True Romance, Boondock Saints, Overnight...

Television:

Family Guy House Phineas and Ferb

Books:

I am for them

Heroes:

Pat Tilman Abe Lincoln Bill Clinton Stewart Gilligan Griffin