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Septic Clit

Putting Land Mines in Playgrounds Since 1983

About Me

I'm the opposite of defense.
"You start out with hand jobs and progress to orgies. You smoke dope and then, the big H. Bigger, better, stronger, faster. The key word is progress."
I am DJ PeadoChild. I am MC D-Grade.
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My Interests

Cunge. Collecting thimbles.

I'd like to meet:

People. Especially paranoid people who think they're being stalked. And a bull. A bull that's been beaten, pumped full of ketamin and ready for me to finish it off. Anyone who'll let me be their feeder. Legends. The dog from Labrynth.

Music:

Sonic Youth. Necro. Steps.

Movies:

The Littlest Homo.

Television:

Late night talk on Babeworld and anything about disabled people and/or Midgets.

Books:

Scatological novels.

Heroes:

Cliff Richard

My Blog

end of retirement

i've been in hiding, sat in the afghan mountains with me mate Osama. got bored of his bullshit, needed a coffee without rat shit in it and made my way back via every dive bar from there to london. got...
Posted by Septic Clit on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 11:12:00 PST

FUCKING HIPPIES

----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: peta2.com Date: Dec 1 2006 3:02 PM As kids, many people beg and plead with their parents to let them adopt a puppy or kitten from the loc...
Posted by Septic Clit on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 12:46:00 PST

KLAXONS : Skull and Cock Bones

Hype is fucking deadly. People talk things up like their lives depend on being right when everyone else is talking about something. It's deadly, like a disease, like a plague against boredom, because ...
Posted by Septic Clit on Sat, 27 May 2006 09:34:00 PST

Such an Easy Target: Snow Patrol

There are a million things wrong in this world. A trillion dead stars which could fall from the sky at any time. The tides are rising and the AIDS is gonna end up spreading even faster in the murky, s...
Posted by Septic Clit on Sun, 14 May 2006 04:14:00 PST

Everything That's Wrong With the London Indie Scene in 1 Easy Bite

When pub-rock bored kids to tears they invented punk as a reaction, a fuck you that was too clever for its own good. Instantly it got hijacked by the style, and the substance was lost. A million tri...
Posted by Septic Clit on Thu, 11 May 2006 03:46:00 PST

TRAFALGAR a reminder. repost. reprint.

Sonic Mook Presents Camden Crawl After Party Lineup: Trafalgar Date: 20/04/2006 Venue: London Koko"Not everyone was booing" or so one of the band was heard saying after. I say band, I mean a bunc...
Posted by Septic Clit on Tue, 09 May 2006 02:51:00 PST

UN-featured Number 1: NINJA BANJO HANDJOB

This weeks, and the very first, unfeatured band is NINJA BANJO HANDJOB. I can't work out if this is a joke or not. I can't work out if the name is clever, funny or just fucking stupid. I can however...
Posted by Septic Clit on Tue, 09 May 2006 11:57:00 PST

Anberlin

http://video.download.com/3800-11167_53-1599.html?tag=vdl_pr efs_watch_tmpWe wait all our lives for a band like this. Something as special as eating that piece of corn again that just wouldn't digest. ...
Posted by Septic Clit on Sun, 07 May 2006 05:31:00 PST