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Vallandoth

100% Gay helping control the population 24-7

About Me


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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 74%
Stability |||||||||||| 50%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 50%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 62%
Interdependence |||||| 30%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||| 74%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Religious |||||||||||||| 56%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Materialism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 43%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Work ethic |||||| 30%
Humanitarian |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 50%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Avoidant |||||| 30%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 43%
Wealth |||||||||||||||| 63%
Dependency |||||||||||||||| 63%
Change averse |||||||||||||| 56%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 70%
Family drive |||||||||||| 43%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||| %
Histrionic |||||||||||||| 56%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Vanity |||||||||| 36%
Honor |||||||||||| 50%
Thriftiness |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Ironic, tremendous internal wealth, know how to rapidly connect with others, looks for paternal authority.
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I'm pretty much an open book, get to know me then you can ask me pretty much anything and ill tell you, though I do have my dark evil little secrets.

My Interests

Long walks on the beach, raves, and poking dead things with a stick.

my blog its new but heres a link... vallandoth.blogspot.com

Music:

Anything and everything, exept Rap and Pop and Hiphop. (with some exeptions)

Movies:



Vallandoth
People Iced: 69 million
Car Bombs Planted: 42
Favorite Weapon Katana
Arms Broken: 74
Eyes Gouged: 3.14159265
Tongues Cut Off: 98
Biggest Enemy: You
HA! Your Fucked!

Television:

Weeds, CSI, Law and Order: svu, ER, the simpsons, futurama, southpark, star trek (all of them exept the newest), passions,

Books:

To many to list....

Heroes:

My Little Quote Book:
"Remember kids there are no stupid questions just stupid people..."
~Mr. Garison
"People think that I must be a very strange person. This is not correct. I have the heart of a small boy. It is in a glass jar on my desk."
~Stephen King
"When they are alone they want to be with others, and when they are with others they want to be alone. After all, human beings are like that."
~Gertrude Stein
"I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it."
~Terry Pratchett
"Our dreams are a second life. I have never been able to penetrate without a shudder those ivory or horned gates which separate us from the invisible world."
~unknown
"What dreaming does is give us the fluidity to enter into other worlds by destroying our sense of knowing this world."
~Carlos Castaneda
"All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes to make it possible."
~unknown
"A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic."
~Joseph Stalin
"When we hang the capitalists they will sell us the rope we use."
~Joseph Stalin
"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much."
~Oscar Wilde
"I believe that if people would learn to use LSD's vision-inducing capability more wisely, under suitable conditions, in medical practice and in conjunction with meditation, then in the future this problem child could become a wonderchild."
Dr. Albert Hoffman
"It is just a tool to turn us into what we are supposed to be."
~Albert Hofmann

My Blog

Some random factoids

The longest one-syllable word in the English language is"screeched." "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters"mt". Almonds are members of the peach family. The symbol on the "pound" ...
Posted by Vallandoth on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 06:29:00 PST

Intereresting stuff

Please read ALL!!!!!!..................If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three whowere deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she hadsyphilis, would you recom...
Posted by Vallandoth on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 12:49:00 PST

i was mistaken when i said...

when i said the portland rave scene is dead... i hadent really grasped the consept till just a few mins ago... the portland rave scene isent a scene at all... its a culture... and when i posted that b...
Posted by Vallandoth on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 12:56:00 PST

I am a raver, and this is my manifesto. (read it all)

*i do not claim to write this --source unknown*our emotional state is ecstasyour nourishment of choice is loveour addiction of choice is technologyour religion of choice is musicour currency of choice...
Posted by Vallandoth on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 09:13:00 PST

this might come as a surprise to you but...

this might come as a surprise to all of you that read my blogs but i have mended the relationship between my bestfriends (Alex and his girlfriend Liz) what i reallized was that my old (now ex)best fri...
Posted by Vallandoth on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 12:51:00 PST

random stuff servey thing...

EIGHT lasts:8. last cigarette: 15-20 min ago...7. last beverage: does water count? if not coffee6. last phone call: just got off the phone with my buddy aurora5. last text message: sent or recieved? 4...
Posted by Vallandoth on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 02:54:00 PST

24 facts about me....

1.What does your Myspace name mean?hmm Vallandoth is a copyrighted name of mine in my stories2. Elaborate on your default photo?photoshop edit.... i love it... my hairs in braids....3. What's your mid...
Posted by Vallandoth on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 11:16:00 PST

I have a new life hobby...

I'm Starting a Collection....seasons of my favorite TV shows (Including but not limited to: Stargate SG-1, CSI, ER, Rurouni Kenshin, Invader Zim, Star Trek: the original series, next gereation, and......
Posted by Vallandoth on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 03:18:00 PST

what would you do if your dentist...

so i went to my brand new dentist yesterday... and hers what happend: i was laying down in the chair thing and hes poing and prouding at my teeth with the hook thingy and the mirror then he puts the m...
Posted by Vallandoth on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 06:07:00 PST

kk i'm better now (people i was mad at late sept read this)

kk i have just returned from a naked jordan meditation up in the wooded areas on my stump i'm not mad at youpeople anymore i still have a dislike from some of you... but not ou people as persons but y...
Posted by Vallandoth on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 04:56:00 PST