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Ninja Squirrel

Not your average Super Hero!

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MySpace the mentally challenged frontier! These are the thoughts of the Ninja Squirrel in his ongoing mission to find the Ideal song for his profile, to seek out new questions new thoughts and to get so drunk like no man has done before!Erm now that I have pissed off all the star trek fans and face a possible law suit allow me to introduce myself I am the Ninja Squirrel I seek the answers to life's most important questions like Where in the world is Carmen Sandiago? Was Denver really the last Dinosaur? Have I ever felt like this had strange things happen am I going round the twist? Where is Gordon The Gopher now? Would everbody know my name and would they be glad I came? if they were would they have man sized tissue to clean up? and many more.I regard this little part of the Internet a happy place so if your one of these "I hurt myself to feel alive" or "You don't understand me" people the door is that way and please take a prozac to cheer yourself up as you leave. Also Chavs now I know you lot have something to prove in your feral tribe like groups but please not on my turf! Anywho I am receptive to most people and comments so please drop a line or stay awhile and see how many times a day my song profile changes as I trawl through different tunes laugh at some of my choices and sing along to the ones you know but are to afraid to admit it.I would like to point out that you must be a least this tall to ride this ride and please remember to keep your hands and arms on somebody else and the exits are locked and barred.Also Bow before me the mighty Overlord (evil)Of Pluto
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My Interests

Header Banner Made with MyBannerMaker.com! Click here to make your own! Beer Leeds united, Lego, anything that lights up, formulating the best way to clean ovens with TNT, Beer, Smoking ciggerettes, Noisey Toys and gadgets, extendable umbrellas, Cheese, Badger skin gloves (fingerless), Breeding an army of Cloned Hamsters,Beer ,Claiming to be Jesus,Talking like Yoda, Graboids, Brian Blesseds Beard, Trying to grow a beard like Brian Blessed,making outlandish statements like i invented the cheese grater, Amusing surmanes, Farting near old people, Beer, Anoying pigeons, not paying attention to anybody, Telling the "have you got 2 mins" people that if I had two minutes I'd be doing something else, pretending I'm rainman, turning up to work and not doing any work, drinking tea, eating food when avaliable, avoiding talking to my relatives and Emo Hunting. Don't forget to feed Keith
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Somebody who thinks I'm amusing The Pope God (if he exists) The Inventor of the Cheese grater Banana man Brian "the Wonder Beard" Blessed And any other strange people outhere come on don't be shy come and say hello. href="http://www.pyzam.com/"
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Music:


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http://www.myspace.com/djsweetkellyhttp://www.myspace.com/ce nturymanOasis, Stone roses, Tom Petty and more stuff which I wont bore you with

Movies:


The folowing Movies are the best ever made full stop: Tremors (all 4 of them),Life of Brian,Animal House,Commando Die Hard Triolgy but I imagine the 4th is cool to,Shaun of the Dead,Aliens ,Total Recall,Star Wars ,Back to the Future Trilogy ,Indianna Jones, Spaceballs Shawshank Redemption, Hard Boiled, Battle Royale, Akira, Transformers the Movie Hopefully the new one will be cool.Bill and Teds Excellent adventure,James Bond Films, Predator, Thin Red Line, Zulu, The Italian Job (original), Get Carter (orginal), TRON, Ghostbusters 1 & 2, LOTR Trilogy, The Goonies, Platoon, Ice Cold in Alex, Shrek 1&2, Assualt on Precinct 13, Blues Brothers.
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Created by Bart King
Your Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic Intelligence
You are excellent with words and language. You explain yourself well.
An elegant speaker, you can converse well with anyone on the fly.
You are also good at remembering information and convicing someone of your point of view.
A master of creative phrasing and unique words, you enjoy expanding your vocabulary.
You would make a fantastic poet, journalist, writer, teacher, lawyer, politician, or translator. What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have?

Television:

24, The Simpsons, Futurama (why did you cancel it Fox?) X files, the A team,South Park TIMMMMEEE!!, Battlestar Galactica (Original) Jericho, The Crystal Maze, Transformers ( I have them all on DVD yes I am that sad)Most Haunted. Band of Brothers.
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I'm writing one which will be the best one known to me
You Have a Melancholic Temperament
Introspective and reflective, you think about everything and anything.
You are a soft-hearted daydreamer. You long for your ideal life.
You love silence and solitude. Everyday life is usually too chaotic for you.

Given enough time alone, it's easy for you to find inner peace.
You tend to be spiritual, having found your own meaning of life.
Wise and patient, you can help people through difficult times.

At your worst, you brood and sulk. Your negative thoughts can trap you.
You are reserved and withdrawn. This makes it hard to connect to others.
You tend to over think small things, making decisions difficult. What Temperment Are You?

Heroes:

Secret Squirrel. John Mclane John Matrix Val and Earl. Me. Optimus Prime Spiderman

My Blog

How amusing can one guy be? Well.......

I have just been highly amusing I have honest, in my own way of course now some of you know that England are playing Kazakstanicorovia or something which was made famous by Borat I have invented Borat...
Posted by Ninja Squirrel on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 06:33:00 PST

hes still a ninjaand he is back

Hello furry followers im back after a stupidly long time away in the dare i say REAL world, strange place real life whats happen you ask? well I'm single again so please form an orderly line ladies if...
Posted by Ninja Squirrel on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 07:15:00 PST

Graboids and Burt Gummer

Now kids I'd like to you to welcome in to your minds the greatest person ever Burt Gummer a man who has singlehandedly killed all know graboids in the world a legend among men he is. When ever you fac...
Posted by Ninja Squirrel on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 05:39:00 PST

Ah Mr Bond I’ve been expecting you.

So squirrel fans it was my birthday t'other day and I would like to thank those who gave me birthday wishes ta muchly and a big up to Sandie for the cake we like cake, cake is amazing. anywho I went o...
Posted by Ninja Squirrel on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 04:47:00 PST

This coupon is only valid with a tennis ball

I own a pub now! Yes Squirreltrons I own a pub weird for me as I was vouched as the one never to amount to anything in life I appear to have done rather well for myself (at the moment). So with ownin...
Posted by Ninja Squirrel on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 05:14:00 PST

Where’s he to then?

Greetings Squirrel fans hope you are all well today? Well I went to Exeter yesterday to spend my hard earned cash on stuff that I really didn't need like DVD's and CD's and I have never come across a...
Posted by Ninja Squirrel on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 04:07:00 PST

The world is yours!!

Say 'ello to ma little friend! greetings squirrel fans another weekend over and another week begins and yours truely is hungover again after delving into the realms of the unknown on sunday again (loa...
Posted by Ninja Squirrel on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 03:01:00 PST

Miffy the Spoon theif

Sor Squirrel fans we progress to Wednesday t'midweek the weekend starts tomorrow, what you say? but its Thursday tomorrow Squirrel old chum! I know it is but i say it starts tomorrow so it just does. ...
Posted by Ninja Squirrel on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 04:43:00 PST

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So tis monday today booooooooooooooo the weekend is over a normality must return, unless you are me and don't give two shits what day of the week it is as most of the time I don't know what day it is ...
Posted by Ninja Squirrel on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 03:21:00 PST

Oh look a monkey dressed as a sheep

Word up Squirrel fans tis saturday today and as i sit here typing this while smoking a ciggie, which is weird because I'm sure I quit on new years day so i have no idea when I started up again but the...
Posted by Ninja Squirrel on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 03:08:00 PST