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ted

bombmontana

About Me

i'm a boy. (or a little girl) aaand i work at mcdonalds. which is waay cool cuz i get 25% discount. ted is really lazy and he wont do his myspace stuff so he gets a girl to do it for him *muahaha* warheads are yummy. the end.

My Interests

gelatinous monsters, coagulated grease, montana, and certain installments in a week mixed with the color green.

I'd like to meet:

robert smith because he has cool hair (good music too) and i would like to have a good in-depth conversation with him.and i'd like to meet people from montana.

Music:

marilyn manson, blind guardian, beatles, elliott smith, deathcab for cutie, postal service, elvenking, dragon force, rhapsody, oasis, cursive, bright eyes, nine inch nails, deftones, system of a down, bush, deadsy, faint, dream theater, static x, korn, mindless self indulgence, modest mouse, nirvana, orgy, placebo, rob zombie, vendetta red, godsmack, pantera, slipknot, cure, stabbing westward, wilco, mars volta, acdc, jimi hendrix

Movies:

saw, stars wars, lotr

Television:

family guy

Books:

the holy bible :D

Heroes:

danananana batman!

My Blog

right hand yellow, left foot green

i was going to be the only one with the white swimming suit. and then she had it too!!!mmm, boys. it's me! yaaay! flexy plexy. ooo. coffee....
Posted by ted on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 07:15:00 PST

easy off BAM

its about time for an update right? well, since i am in the giving spirit, i have a present for you. its purple, has lumps and eats the slugs that live inside my left shoe. and i must say, it secretes...
Posted by ted on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 03:38:00 PST

fecal

alright so im going to germany. like. tuesday. yeah and im going to miss everyone. but the coolest part is what im going to do before i go to germany. i have decided to go on a mad poop hunt. you see ...
Posted by ted on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 08:14:00 PST

parkiiiiing

so i like too uhm. scratch myself. yeah, and i like to collect poop. but you already knew that. lets see. i really dont know. i just wanted to show you my parking job. i was thinkin arby's.hehehehehe....
Posted by ted on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 09:09:00 PST

yessss, thats right. i said it...what?!

so i havent updated in a very long time. or ever, technically. so lets see what interesting things i have to tell you all today.i bought a monkey. his name is jesus (the spanish pronunciation) he is a...
Posted by ted on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 04:54:00 PST