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About Me

Well, My Name is Jordan Thomas. I started off at ST.Nicholas Primary School, Tillingham in 1995. Met some great people there whom I am still good friends with today. My parents then got divorced and I moved to Maldon. I joined all Saints Primary school in 2000. Met some amazing and strange people there whom I still have a laugh with today. I then attended The Plume Junior School in 2001. I cant say it was the most fantastic stage in my life but when I look back on it I had a lot of fun really. I passed GCSEs and left in the summer of 2006. The summer was fantastic, many lazy days to remember. I'm now working towards fully enlisting as a Coldstreamer in her Majestys Britannic Armed Forces, The British Army.I Like all kinds of music except 'screamo' and 'emo'. I like all kinds of films and love to watch things that are interesting and educational. I'm usually up for anything, I have a lot more energy than a lot of my friends and I will ALWAYS try something once.I like talking to people as I'm a bit of a social misfit and I love to keep myself active. I like swimming, running and pushing myself to the limit. I hardly ever turn down a challenge. I also enjoy sailing but I'm completely shite at it and Tye wont let me on his boat anymore because I dont know how to work it [partly because he hasnt shown me]I love adrenaline rushes, I cant get enough of them. Anything that gets my heart racing is an OK for me. This would include paintballing, firing rifles, Orchestral Bass Drums and Amusement Parks. If you really want to know a lot more about me my MSN address is below however...these are the terms and conditions:Dont add me if you are under the age of 15, I will just find you annoyingDont add me if you are any of the following; emo, scene, goth, heavy chav...because I wont like you and wont end up talking to youDont add me if you are religious, I do not agree with itDont add me if you live miles and miles away from meDont add me if your foreignDont add me unless you are absolutely certain I will take a general interest in you
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My Interests

Good Stuff FamilyFriendsBudweiserHolidaysMusicCricketRugbyChicken WrapsCult MoviesExcerciseDisciplineWeaponsThe ShitTime TeamEducation [Useful]People With GoalsHappy RapConsiderate PeopleThe British Phone BoxMost British BandsTea [Stereotype]Homer Jay Simpson
Bad Stuff EmosCriminalsTossersNintendosPeasentsTerroristsBall MousesPeople Who Don't Clean ThemselvesPeace ActivistsEnter ShikariNeedless ViolenceSkinney Jeans [on males]Myspace PosesEnter Shikari T-Shirts For Â£1Emo Music/Screamo'Random'ReligionThe FrenchPeople Who CheatControl FreaksThe Power HungryPeople Up-themselvesGangster RapLazy peoplePeople Who Moan At The MilitaryPeople Who Moan At Science FictionOnline GamesThe Leaneancy Of MyspaceBarry ScottCoffeePaedophilesThe F.B.I.Americans Who Say "We saved your ass' in the war" [IF YOUR NOT IN THE WAR FROM THE START YOUR NOT IN THE WAR AT ALL!]Advertisement In Programme BreaksProgramme BreaksHang-OversDid I Mention Tossers?
Comedy Al MurrayBill BaileyCharlie BrookerDylan MoranPeter Kay

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Movies:

Ace Ventura/American PieBlack Hawk DownCatch Me If You CanDog SoldiersEnemy Of The StateThe Fast and The FuriousThe Great EscapeHome AloneI,RobotJames BondK-9Lock Stock Two Smoking BarrelsMonty PythonNational SecurityOcean's 11Pirates Of The CaribbeanThe Queen's GuardsRevolverSnatch/Star WarsTrainspottingU.S. MarshellsV For VendettaWild Wild WestXXXA Yank In The RAFZulu

Television:

Al Murray's Happy HourBattlestar GalacticaCricketDue SouthERFather Ted/Family GuyThe Good LifeHave I Got News For YouIts Only TV...But I Like ItJackassKing Of QueensLaw & OrderThe Mighty BooshNever Mind The BuzzcocksOnly Fools And HorsesPorridgeQIRugbyStargateTwo And A Half MenUltimate ForceViva La BamThe WireX-FilesThe Young OnesZoo Diaries
Sport

Books:

I like to read a variety really..... Anything that keeps me interested basically and that is enjoyable.

Heroes:

Tye: A.K.A "Wichard"He's alright, does sailing, sex and hardcore gaming. We've done loads of crazy shit, like stayed up all night to complete games and chucked Javlins at each other. Played cricket and we're both mega shite at football. We tend to eat a bomb load of uncle bens rice and watch Classic British Films such as 'Lock Stock', 'Snatch' and 'Revolver' [which he didnt get] He's Also got my fraking hi-fi because my dad is a tart. www.myspace.com/tye6994Danny Kemp: A.K.A "Old Bugger"A light-hearted fuck up all round. Dipstick when he was young and a dipstcik now. He's all for the music and sport this ladd. Has this stupid cheeky smile that he's expresses at everything, and even when something is not bloody funny he'll be off on one and it will make you sodding laugh too. A wizz for maths and is always changing his hair. www.myspace.com/kempykempyCornish: A.K.A "Jack De La Rocha"My RATM buddy. Seems to have an affinity with stealing my fracking food. A Right laugh all round. We always end up agreeing on everything because most of our solutions to stuff is hating people, savage beatings, taking the piss out of other and laughing at other people's misfortune. He likes beating Edd at stuff but only on the weekends. He likes frisby and cacking up football games. www.myspace.com/omnirockerChris: A.K.A "Revrend Whitby"Borderline Psycotic. Prays on the young and overweight and has an affinity for ripping it out of people. He likes football and cricket...especially when it means flinging the ball in the general direction of your genitals. Does all sorts of music and loves to beat Ed Walden [But then...who doesnt] Makes a habit of hating The French And Spanish. www.myspace.com/ragnar616Tim: A.K.A "CPL Dunn"In One Word...Crazy. Back in the day this ladd and I were a pair of Mischevious recruits racking up the laughs. He could tel ya some stories all right. Tim loves to tell a good joke and we all love to hear them. he likes guitar and bars. He's an all round friendly guy and ends up making friends wherever he goes. Always up for a laugh he tends to get bent into doing stupid things, like beating people and locking them in cupboards. www.myspace.com/timisapimpCarl: A.K.A "Strathe"In three words...Crazier than Tim. Carl is like a clown but without the make-up. Makes a hell of a lot of jokes and is welcomed wherever he goes. He likes Filming and spending time with mates.He works with his dad landscaping so he's pretty buff right now haha! He is also a Film Director and making his way in the world www.myspace.com/156701332

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Basteds!

Put the Bloody Tax up didnt they. Wheres Al Murray, we'll hire him to punch someone
Posted by Jordan on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 08:28:00 PST