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Traveling Matt

I have seen things you people wouldn't believe.

About Me

( About friend requests: I don't really know what to do with random friend requests and usually don't approve them unless I know a little something about who's writing. I don't treat online relationships much differently from IRL ones; at least write a note so I can get to know you a little. ) I don't much like talking about myself. Why don't you talk about me instead?

(Layout inspired by Mike Industries . Thanks, Mike!)

My Interests

I'm interested in things which give me hope. For example, did you know that scientists have regrown chopped-off limbs in animals, and made paralyzed animals walk using stem cell therapy? Boy, are we stupid. We're brilliant but we ignore each other. I'm also interested in South Park.

I'd like to meet:

I would really like to meet myself from ten years ago and tell him a couple of goddam things. Actually, I think I'll go do that now.

Music:

U2, REM, Robert Johnson, Connells, old Van Halen, Debussy, Train, David Mead, Led Zeppelin, Rocking Horse Winner, Red House Painters, old Indigo Girls, John Williams, that Rohan theme from the Two Towers, ah screw it, have you noticed that most people just make a list? What if I didn't? Instead I shall compose a poem:

Music is the food of love
And I've a taste for sweets
I've played guitars
In reeking bars
Where no one's named the streets

I'd stink of smoke when I'd come home
So I laid down my axe
Instead of singing
Now I'm slinging
Screenplays out in stacks.

While I write, I'll listen in
On Guster, Poe, or Floyd
Or Patty Griffin's
Soulful riffin
Till I get annoyed.

Nick Drake's got my Cure and Tonic,
Till Police arrive;
Then Rickie Lee
Will spring me free
While Joni takes the dive.

Filter shoots me in the face
Till Jonatha spins verse
Now Norah, sing
to ease the Sting
This poem's getting worse!

Lastly, I can't say enough
'Bout Jazz, and so I won't,
I'll simply say
I play it all day
Ah, fuck it, no I don't.

Movies:

Anything but Michael Bay. I hear this is pretty good: www.whatismoving.com

Television:

Television is evil and I'm going to stop watching NOW. And by now I mean, right after the Simpsons.

Books:

I grew up on Watership Down and Elfquest. I grew sideways with Robert Asprin. I got deeper with Power of One and Atlas Shrugged and anything about science. I became happy around the time of Conversations with God, although that may just be coincidence, or have something to do with the fact that I actually put the book together on my computer while at college, including the cover design and typesetting. I got me literate with Shakespeare, and grew a spine courtesy of Robert Heinlein. I tasted word syrup in Tar Baby, and got smart at last when I read something called Less Than Words Can Say. Read your own books, you can't have mine. No!

My Blog

A Blog is a Man’s Best Friend

At long last...I made a blog.And it was good.www.filmtraveler.com...
Posted by Traveling Matt on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 01:54:00 PST

Coming soon....

Okay, so I've finally started (and almost finished) designing and assembling a real blog. I'm going to Maine for a few weeks, so it may have to wait till I get back. But when it's done, people will tr...
Posted by Traveling Matt on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 07:04:00 PST

Turkey Bowl 2006

We played this year's Turkey Bowl yesterday. This year I smashed up my left shoulder and the right side of my ass, but unfortunately I wasn't permanently injured. Maybe next time. Here are some of us:...
Posted by Traveling Matt on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 01:37:00 PST

Videos

I have posted 3 videos. 2 of them are frightening. Terrifying. Don't watch them if you fear heights. Or, better yet, watch them if you fear heights, and you will be instantly cured. Yes. Definitely wa...
Posted by Traveling Matt on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 09:28:00 PST

You know what I did last summer

I completely gutted and rebuilt my room. I used ecologically friendly paints, dark wood shelf-boxes that hang in space, and paintings that mysteriously float off the wall. I made up the color scheme a...
Posted by Traveling Matt on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 01:25:00 PST

Turkey Bowl Heroes 2005

Turkey Bowl 2005! Didn't throw any touchdowns this year, but then I didn't try. I caught three TDs, though, including a gorgeous one-handed deep ball. That's me in the back row with the red elbows....
Posted by Traveling Matt on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 02:45:00 PST

I made something all by myself.

Well, I actually made a blog. On a whim. And it's not a secret! What I Learned Today (opens in new window)...
Posted by Traveling Matt on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 07:36:00 PST

Conversations with Blog

Ten years ago, I sat in a little college bedroom, on a brand-new Pentium 90 computer with a massive 17-inch monitor, and designed & typeset Conversations with God. It was the second-happiest year ...
Posted by Traveling Matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

You are not allowed to read this. This is only a test.

All right, I told you, you are not allowed to read this. This is seriously a test. I may never post a thing ever again. I'm serious. My actual online journal is a secret, and you will never find it. ...
Posted by Traveling Matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST