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Smashed Crab

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About Me

MyGen Profile GeneratorI have had a cat. That is was all.
Meow meow meow meow.
I'm still not completely bored enough to fill this out yet.
I like stuff. Do you like stuff?
Stephen Hawking is da man!
Robert Smith's voice makes me happy.
I'm...something something something.
Oh, I thought about putting my fave comedians in here and have now decided to act upon it:
Russell Brand | Noel Fielding | The Mighty Boosh | Dane Cook | Mitch Hedberg | Michael Ian Black | Stella | Demetri Martin | Arj Barker | Jimeoin | Jim Gaffigan | Lewis Black | Wil Anderson | Paul McDermott
Man I used to have a somewhat huge 'crush' on Paul McDermott back in the day. I miss Good News Week so much :( I was watching the best of the Melbourne Comedy Festival (where they raised money for Oxfam or something) and he was on there as part of GUD...I couldn't believe I forgot about him on here! He's so, guh *fans self*. Hot, funny, and really smart? Give that man a medal! And Arj Barker was totally on it as well, except he used old material from Comedy Central Presents... But still, it's Arj-tastic! When's he coming out here again? November? Hmm *raises eyebrow and strokes chin*

My Interests

Whiskors (My Cat), Gerard, Kitties, Halo by Bungie, GTA, Video Games, Sleeping, Having Weird Dreams, Batman + The Joker because I'm obsessed at the moment, Sniffing my pillow because a) it smells nice and b) I'm weird like that, Perfect Dark and Perfect Dark Zero, which I hope turns out awesome. As long as they get the bots right like in the 64 version, I'll be happy.

Umm...Vash! And he's not weird, Louise! eadici! Hoarding magazines so I can rip out 'my dudes' and Angelina stories/pictures...because I'm obsessed. A healthy obsession, I would argue...*cough*.

Sleeping...a lot. That's happy time!

I got nothing else. I'm pretty boring and lame. Someone shoot me with a k7 Avenger! Then...I shall avenge my death by CURLING PAPER! Yes! I love curling paper. I don't know why I do it, but I do. You know 'dog ears' in books? That's pretty much what I do. Feels great though. Especially when you pat a ruler over your curled finger and squish your finger with the ruler and oh dear that sounds utterly bizarre...

I'd like to meet:

People who don't want to kill me - Psychos and Serial Killers need not apply...unless you're fluffy.

Sir David Attenborough!

Back down to 52 friends - YAY! One friend for every week of the year! *flails*

Music:

My Chemical Romance - Vampires and Guns and Ghosts, Oh My!, A7X - Love me some Johnny Christ, A Static Lullaby - JOE LIKES TO SCREAM!! IF HE WAS TYPING HE'D BE USING ALL CAPS BECAUSE THAT'S SCREAMING, AND ALL THE COOL KIDS ARE DOING IT!!, The Used - Blue and Yellow = Green = Joker's hair = Purple suit = my favourite colour! See how everything works out there?, The Bronx - BEST SHOW I'VE EVER BEEN TO! First time I've ever been almost hit by a rogue glass bottle too. Good times, good times. ...Actually that was scary as hell! And I hate it when my boomerang doesn't come back. I blame the cobras...and their 'lucha'., The Drips, The Dead Walk!, Death From Above 1979, The Distillers - Brody = Hottest Woman in Rock! with a growl that could scare off a dirty of moths (moths are heaps scary if you didn't know, and I just made up that collective noun coz I can't find one for them. I guess they're not really, err, pack insects. Thank God! I'd freak the hell out if they did for it would obviously mean the apocalypse is coming. *grumbles* I hate the apocalypse */grumbles*, The Motherfarking Cure, The Smiths - How Soon Is Now? ...You just missed it. That was then and this is just like in Spaceballs! Good Job Mozza!, Morrissey + Robert Smith = Heartwrenchingly Emo Love, Something With Numbers - BARNICLES AND STRIPES! TUGBOAT AND HAIRY!, The Dresden Dolls - I keep thinking of Cabaret; the play. That was awesome! , After The Fall - Benjamin loves his chippies!, The Disables - No, YOU ROCK!, Alkaline Trio - Evil has never sounded so good, Fall Out Boy - I loved when Pete dressed up as Yoshi. haha. That's gold!, Taking Back Sunday - Who doesn't love that chorus from 'You're So Last Summer'?, AFI, Beck, Bjork, Coheed And Cambria, Dashboard Confessional, Finch, Freddy's Greatest Hits - Dance! Or Else, From First To Last, Green Day, Gyroscope, John Mayer + Michael Buble = so dreamy, haha, Misfits - DIE, DIE MY DARLING! RARRR!!, No Doubt, Gwen Stefani - I've loved her since 97, yet I've never bought any of her/their cds. Weird. She was someone I looked up to, Poison The Well, Ramones, Rancid, Senses Fail, Social Distortion, Halo - Official Game Soundtrack, Something Corporate, Sum 41, The Clash - there's this cafe shop thing in Castle Towers called 'Casba'. Every time I go past it I always think 'Rock the Casbah!' Great, huh? On a sidenote, I hate getting lost in the supermarket...*cough*, The Transplants, The Vandals - 'Disproportioned Head' is my fave song, Thrice - The Melting Point Of Wax means nothing to me..., Thursday, Head Automatica, The Beach Boys, Ricky Martin - HOLA!, Christina Aguilera, Bruce Springsteen - DANCING IN THE DARK!!, Destiny's Child - :(, Moby, Jamiroquai, Daft Punk - That 'baby' robot in 'Technologic' reminds me of Chucky if he was a Terminator. That's scary., JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!

DUDE! Madonna, old school style. Nothing better than dancing around to Cherish, wearing a white summer bedsheet like a cape, when you're a little kid. God that was awesome.

New additions (either I've only just started listening to them, or I forgot to put them on with the rest of the other crap up there): Panic! At The Disco, Hot Hot Heat, The Beatles, The Banner, Nightmare Of You, *gasps* I forgot The Temptations!?, Orgy, JamisonParker, Incubus?! lol...they're totally aliens, Billy Talent, Anti-Flag, Kenny G

...wait, scratch that last one

Movies:

National Lampoons: Loaded Weapon 1 - Vhere iz ze meecrofeelm?, Goldfinger Is The Best Bond Movie EVER!, Sean Motherfarking Connery and Pierce Brosnan James Bond Movies Only - The Other Bonds Suck, Spaceballs - I Said Across Her Nose, Not Up It!, Drop Dead Fred, Army Of Darkness - Shop Smart. Shop S-Mart, YA GOT THAT!, Breakfast At Tiffany's, Predator - GET TO THE CHOPPA!, Aliens - This Can't Be Happening Man! God I Love Hudson, A Nightmare On Elm Street, Friday The 13th, Rear Window, My Fair Lady, Charade, Batman, Batman Returns - Meow., Ginny and Whiskors' Home Video: Hussyin' Catnippers, Disney Movies like Sleeping Beauty, Aladdin, Beauty And The Beast, ROBIN HOOD!, Alice In Wonderland (It's the best version Louise, eadici), Ace Ventura, The Cable Guy - No Way...I'm On Steven's Team, Dumb And Dumber, Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls, Liar Liar, The Truman Show, Girl, Interrupted, Tomb Raider, Gone In Sixty Seconds (Remake with Angelina Jolie - reow!), The Bone Collector, Hackers, Tigerland, Dirty Dancing - Nobody Puts Baby In The Corner! Especially not after she carried a watermelon, American Outlaws, S.W.A.T., Star Wars, Indiana Jones (that heart scene in Temple Of Doom still makes my chest hurt), Billy Madison, Pitch Black, Happy Gilmore, Donnie Darko, Moonlight Mile, The Day After Tomorrow (Purely For Jake *drools*), Bubble Boy, The Good Girl...has anyone else noticed that Jake Gyllenhaal either dies or masturbates, or masturbates and dies in his movies? It's odd., Big Trouble In Little China - it's all in the reflexes, Pumpkinhead, Mr. Mom, Kindergarten Cop - it's not a tumor!, Kill Bill & 2, Now And Then, Home Alone, Home Alone 2, The Faculty, Halloween H20, Virgin Suicides, Rumble Fish - The Motorcycle Boy Reigns!, Funnyface, The Great Outdoors, Trading Places, Double Impact, Murder By Numbers - Michael Pitt and Ryan Gosling totally love each other in that movie...well I like to think so anyways, The Saint, BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE, Desperately Seeking Susan, Real Genius, Sixteen Candles, Pretty In Pink (Only For Duckie), X-Files Movie, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Twister - The EXTREME!, Labyrinth, Dark Crystal - Another Great Conjunction Coming Up!, Wayne's World, Van Wilder: Party Liason, Whatever It Takes, Revenge Of The Nerds (Used to want that waterbed floor action coz my parents had a waterbed but they wouldn't let me roll around on it...bloody waterbed nazis), Revenge Of The Nerds II: Nerds In Paradise, Jaws, Terminator, & 2, Bird On A Wire, Robocop - The toxic guy was eww though, Commando, Romancing The Stone - I totally wanted to go on that mud slide! Freaking love this movie, Die Hard, & 2, & With A Vengeance, Troop Beverly Hills, Gremlins, Running Man, Critters, Speed, Adventures In Babysitting. I really hate movies :P. Oh! Hot Shots & 2, Long Kiss Goodnight, Short Circuit, Paperback Hero, Ferngully!, ...I haven't seen Heathers in aaages, Pretty Woman, Pixar Movies like Toy Story & 2, Finding Nemo, Monsters Inc, Blade - Coz Stephen Dorff = Dayum!, Ghost World! - My Year 11/12 Drama teacher said I reminded her of Enid, so I watched it and loved it. ...I just hope it doesn't mean I'm gonna sleep around with some really old guy. *scrunches face* Buscemi is awesome though., That Home Video of Gerard/Mikey/Frankie/Skiba/Derek/Pete/Jake/Gosling/Pitt/ Bert/Quinn/Branden/Jepha/Jorma/etc. Damn that's a lot of hot manlove there.
*cough*
I was so bored I checked my room and one of the chests in the lounge room for dvds I love. I got bored by the time I came around to check the other chest with more dvds in it...so there's prolly more movies I love. ...and I'll kick myself for not having put them in coz they're so bleeding obvious!
*sighs*
EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE A CAT!
Dude I didn't even mention The Aristocats?!
I suck.
Eugh, I'm such a god-damned idiot! How could I forget 'Seven Brides for Seven Brothers'?! Haha, man I love that movie. I usually hate musicals unless they've got Audrey in it...but there's something about that movie that's awesome. And as if people can't find you hiding under a cow, you stupid chick. *rolls eyes*. Yeah, great hiding place there, love. Why don't you just stand there like a tree, next time? They'd never suspect a thing...

Television:

Degrassi, CSI - All about the Greg, Nick, and Grissom!, Fairly OddParents, Lost, The OC, Law And Order: Criminal Intent - Goren Rocks!, Law And Order: SVU, Jeopardy!, Family Guy and South Park if I remember they're on, Conan, The Simpsons...Seinfeld!
Man TV used to be heaps better when I was a kid. Maybe that's coz I'd always watch stupid kids games shows and stuff...
I blame the Inter Net. ...Sweet, sweet Inter Net. *drools*
Let's see... What were some great cartoons?:
- CAPTAIN PLANET! BEST HERO EVER!
- The Ratties! Heh. Rat rat rat rat ratties!
- Bananaman!
- The Reject Dolls, or whatever. I bet that wouldn't be allowed anymore these days. If the Cookie Monster can't eat Cookies all the time (they're 'sometimes' food, you know), then having 'rejects' isn't PC at all. They'd be called...*ponders*...'The Unique-In-Their-Own-Way Dolls' or something lame. Ahhh, they're called 'The Raggy Dolls'. It's still bad.
- MOTHERFARKING SUPERTED! God I loved Superted. What the hell was that spotted, non-banana guy called? Spotted non-banana guy? Heh.
- TMNT were awesome too. I don't like these new school ones. I've still got this VHS with these pizza monsters that came from meatballs or something. Shredder was so gay.
- Bangers And Mash! Thanks Louise! Those crazy monkeys.
- Sailor Moon! I think Tuxedo Mask was the first 'cartoon' guy I fell in love with actually.
- BABAR! Come on people, it's...BABAR!!
- Doug was pretty cool
-Ok, not a cartoon, but 'Round The Twist' was an awesome show. So was SHIP TO SHORE! haha, I used to have a crush on that red headed kid. I'm pretty sure he was in another series about Jupiter...
- GHOSTWRITER! That show was awesome. I wanted one of those pens, so I could maybe see Ghostwriter too.
- Funnybones! It was about two skeletons and their pet dog. ...Louise and I are going on a nostalgia trip at the moment.
- Amazing: Kids 'game show'. They had to collect 6 or 7 keys in this 'maze' thing (kinda like a haunted house really, except without the haunted bit) and one of the keys would, if you brought it out, be the special key where you won yourself a gameboy! There was always a key behind the cactus... And at the end when they had to battle the other team in a video game match...always pissed me off coz they all sucked. Especially at Mario Kart. How can they suck at that?
- Widget! I think I mainly liked him coz he was purple actually.
- X-Men. That was an awesome cartoon. I loved the sentinels storyline, and that one where Storm was put into this cell and she was all claustrophobic and went mad and became super wicked!Storm. Can't remember if that was where that pteradactyl-like reptile and that guy that was like He-Man was there. Storm, Rogue, Wolverine, Beast, and Gambit were my favourites. I hate Jubilee.
- ART ATTACK! Used to love his Major Art Attack. That was always awesome.
- The Trapdoor! I wanted to squeeze him so bad...
- HUNTER! Dude, that guy was awesome. He looked like Steve Irwin but he wasn't an idiot...well, not an annoying idiot. He went everywhere on a bike, and had this really fluffy white cat.
- The Magic Library! Haha...there's no driver...
- MR SQUIGGLE! ...and that's enough of a nostalgia trip.

Books:

Sati by Christopher Pike, Where's Wally by Martin Handford

Heroes:

CAPTAIN PLANET! BATMAN! ...Then The Waffler. Heh.
Audrey Hepburn was probably one of the best people to ever walk the face of this earth.

Brody Dalle and Angelina Jolie for being hot, sexy, talented, strong women who don't take crap from anyone.

Whiskors, my cat. For being heaps fluffy and cute and still being so down to earth. And fluffy. And drooly. AND WHISKORS!

My Blog

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