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elbee

dying like a fox....

About Me

homebody. reluctant partier. escape artist.
i kiss my dog. a lot.

i am not a monster.

My Interests

blood, guts, glory. b-boy stance. muscle cars. high fives.

I'd like to meet:

currently:

Music:

the beach boys the beatles

Movies:

flash gordon, mad max, pootie tang, dawn of the dead (2004), streets of fire, buckaroo banzai, bill and ted's bogus journey, kicking and screaming (1995), krush groove, melvin goes to dinner, shaun of the dead, meet the hollowheads, invasion! (canadian), in the mouth of madness, evil alien conquerors, raising arizona, river's edge, bottle rocket, freaked, teen wolf too, return of the living dead, night of the creeps, better off dead, three o'clock high, slither

Television:

the venture bros., lost, eureka, dead like me

Books:

"line dancing reminds me of the way great britain used to fight land wars."
people keep recommending chuck klosterman to me.

Heroes:

r. lee ermey, patrick warburton

My Blog

coff-ease

The man who owns JJ's Market is buying Bobbie's Dairy Dip. His name is Sam. He's a nice Korean man. He wants to put coffee in at the Dip. And morning hours with muffins and bagels. He offered me, Lisa...
Posted by elbee on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 09:01:00 PST

crappy drawing of the week

Week 1: Lion, with mane of tentacles.
Posted by elbee on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 11:20:00 PST

Crush List '06

Here we go....01. Nathan Fillion The story of our love affair began when Nathan played the slow-talking evil priest Caleb on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. And then we moved to Firefly, which then of cou...
Posted by elbee on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 12:30:00 PST

I hate girls.

I'm watching Buffy, and I'm pissed off. It's one of the first episodes of season 4, where Buffy meets the seemingly charming Parker and starts dillydallying in a relationship with him. They go to a ...
Posted by elbee on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 04:58:00 PST

poop

in 5th grade, i went with amanda bacon and her dad to see gallagher perform at viking hall in bristol. the only thing i remember about the show is that, during a bit about constipation, gallagher demo...
Posted by elbee on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 11:55:00 PST

paul westerberg is my favorite songwriter.

i said i was gonna go watch a dvd, but here i am, creating.  the gods of shuffle play threw a little westerberg my way, so i decided to make a mix of replacements greatest hits of sorts.  a ...
Posted by elbee on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 02:31:00 PST

so, while i'm sick

i am going to make just one recommendation to you.  find a ben & jerry's store, and order yourself a chocolate therapy chillo.  it's coffee chocolate therapy ice cream ice blended. ...
Posted by elbee on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 01:50:00 PST

waste my day away

taking time off from season 5 of buffy the vampire slayer to complete these, courtesy of miss sara and miss carrie. My top 8.[PERSON ONE] Andrewa. Your relationship? boyfriend extraordinare.b. Did you...
Posted by elbee on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 03:42:00 PST

survey bloggery

1. What does your MySpace quote mean?ask zach galifianakis.2. Elaborate on your default photo:why don't i look like that every day?  geez.3. How many comments do you have?350+4. What's your curre...
Posted by elbee on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 03:02:00 PST

animationation

is it just me, or is Aqua Teen Hunger Force not funny anymore? i borrowed my roommate's season three dvd last night while fighting insomnia, and i really found it not to be entertaining in the least. ...
Posted by elbee on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 10:09:00 PST