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Fred

Florida is like a master's study in apathy!

About Me

Seafaring Sailor, Skateboard Beer Delivery Boy, Lord of the Puns, Bedroom Musician, Sound Engineer, Creative Collaborater, Autistic Socialite, Women's Whipping Boy, Unrealistically Idealistic, Drunken Pot Drum Player, Beer Hound, Three-Legged Lover, Stand-up Brother, All Night Dancer, Mama's Boy and Dad's Drinking Buddy, Midwestern-Minded Floridiot, And Pretty Fly For A White Guy!


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My Interests

Reinventing the wheel, conversations, puns, party time paradigms, the vegetable mind, pot drums, artistic street protest, the past...

I'd like to meet:

Henry Miller

Music:

Bevis Frond, Fishbone, The The, Robert Wyatt, Tar Babies, Victims Family, Carlinos Brown, Syd Barrett, Super Furry Animals, Tim Buckley, The Sound, Fela, James Blood Ulmer, Scratch Acid, Nick Drake, John Martyn, Schooly D, Pharcyde, Funkadelic, Sex Pistols, Devo, Jackson C. Frank, Sandy Denny, Can, Faust, Minor Threat, Black Flag, Chrome...

Movies:

The Filth And The Fury, Its All Gone Peter Tong, Ghengis Blues, Bowling For Columbine, The Stalker, Ran, Bladerunner, King Of Hearts, Wings Of Desire, Paris Texas, Manufacturing Consent, The Big Lebowski, Down By Law, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, Apocalypse Now, Young Frankenstein, Buena Vista Social Club, Modern Times, Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels, Pulp Fiction, Harold And Maude...

Television:

Any new commercial that makes me projectile vomit...

Books:

Blue Latitudes, The Rum Diaries, Songlines, Ed The Happy Clown, Downsize This, Valis, Big Sur and the Oranges of Hieronymus Bosch, Life During Wartime, The Perfect Storm, Diary of a Brown Buffalo, Balkin Ghosts...

Heroes:

Popeye The Sailorman

My Blog

Johnny VIDEO, RIP

Beautiful man with vision and style.You shared your images of the world and made it more meaningful and exciting. Sensitive, perceptive, even telepathicYou never had to talk to relateSmiling, laughing...
Posted by Fred on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 10:57:00 PST

Turn Towards Trouble

   "Boy...you must have had one helluva time getting that rig all the way back here!"   The words and the man that spoke them seemed to materialize out of the thick, humid air behi...
Posted by Fred on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 01:55:00 PST

Sweet and Sour

Well, a wise old man told me that unless I did something meaningful in my monthly two weeks off, I would most certainly become a bum. Well, a bum with some money and health insurance and decent teeth,...
Posted by Fred on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 12:27:00 PST

Freon

I've been working on a song about sucking freon out of a big A/C unit by my highschool...I mean I had done plenty of whip-its at lunch time, but I was not prepared for the whole world turning into a B...
Posted by Fred on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 12:24:00 PST

Half-life

I got a good steady job now, but it is a weird motherfuckin' lifestyle to get used to. Two weeks on a little tug, no wine, no women, no song...except for a little travel electric guitar and an MP3 pla...
Posted by Fred on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 05:57:00 PST