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Cory Bike

This is CAKE TOWN!!!!!!

About Me

Awkwardness broken up with poop jokes.

My Interests

BMX, mountain biking, bicycles in general, video games, Monday night bowling (not completely dead), soccer, snowboarding, foosball, shuffle board, dick and fart jokes, good friends, etc.

Music:

Hot Water Music, The Bled, Against Me!, Alkaline Trio, Rumbleseat, The Blacktop Cadence, Chuck Ragan, The Draft, Wolf Parade, Minus the Bear, Ratatat, Explosions in the Sky, Small Brown Bike, At the Drive-In, Fugazi, Milemarker, The Faint, The Smiths, New Order, Lucero, Rilo Kiley, The Jealous Sound, Modest Mouse, Built to Spill, The Shins, Arcade Fire, The Decemberists, The Mountain Goats, Her Space Holiday, Death Cab for Cutie, The Postal Service, The Minibosses, the soundtrack to Rad.

Movies:

Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Boondock Saints, Big Fish, The Goonies, Donnie Darko, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Batman Begins, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Orgazmo, Wet Hot American Summer, Ghostbusters, Austin Powers, Snatch, Old School, Rad, etc.

Television:

Lost, Unsolved Mysteries

Books:

The Giving Tree, How to Draw Robots

Heroes:

This week my hero is Cory of the balls clan. He is a total stud!

My Blog

I am a pro bowler as of 12:17am on 12/30/06

Only on Wii Sports though.  In real life I still suck.  My (Wii)ball has cool gold stars on it now too.  P.S.  If you have a Wii, register me.  8787 8774 3447 0341P.P.S. ...
Posted by Cory Bike on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 01:44:00 PST

How can you tell which cops are real on Halloween?

They're not wearing aviators.
Posted by Cory Bike on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 04:08:00 PST

Only dudes dig the beard.

"TMoney" (2:08:20 PM): can i tell you something?My Own Disaster (2:08:23 PM): sure"TMoney" (2:08:41 PM): you look mighty handsome with a beard"TMoney" (2:08:54 PM): i nearly prematurely ejaculate...
Posted by Cory Bike on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST