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I am the naked chicken. No, it's nothing perverted. Those of you who know me get it, those that don't just have to ask. I think it's funny as crap! With me, what you see is what you get. I have very few REALLY close friends, but I love the human race. Now, that's not to say that I love everyone IN the human race, but I respect your place in this world until you hurt one of my friends or family or show that you're just a fool taking up precious oxygen. Then I must do my part to help you understand.. I'm intense, a smart ass, love music, hate war, & love womyn (and a few select men...just not in the flesh...ewww). Road trips with my Boo. Wine & whiskey with Rusty. Stuck in the 80's. Porter Chupacabra de la Mangosta. Driving with my windows down when it's raining. In my car, I'm the DJ. Seattle. COFFEE & Chai. Lost my flannel last camping trip ~ don't feel the need to replace that pattern. LOL! Sleeping in. Mmmm. But once awake, don't go back to sleep... The universe will give you what you need and take from you what you take for granted. Honor your birthday. It's the very first day that you took a breath and started your journey. Honor your friends' birthdays, too, damnit! You never know what tomorrow holds, so get your groove on TODAY!!! If I don't know you already, and you're one of the REAL people sharing this world's oxygen, I look forward to getting to know you. To my friends...I love you all so very much. You ARE my family!!!! MUAH i never knew old people could be funny AND mean

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My Interests

Jenn. Hiking naked...it adds color to your cheeks. Discovering the world I live in. Sunsets outside. Sunrises inside. Natural hot springs. Rivers...floating or fishing them. If you have sock or sandal tan lines, you ROCK.

I'd like to meet:

Your mom.

Music:

Anything your mom doesn't like.

Movies:

Funny cat - costozero.com



Funny cats I'll watch most things once. Horror movies (the gory ones) suck. They scuuuuuuur me. I'm a dork. I'd rather watch the Discovery Channel.

Television:

What's that?? I work. A LOT. If I'm not at work, I'd rather be outside discovering something that won't turn my brain into mush and turn my arse into the same...If I must, then BBC is my first choice. LOVE Absolutely Fabulous and Keeping Up Appearances.

Books:

Anything that has a map outta town...My best ones are hot springs and hiking trails in the Pacific Northwest.

Heroes:

My Gramma.

My Blog

My New Piercing

So, I ruptured my eardrum.  Total freak accident with a q-tip and a rogue arm.  Most excruciating instant pain I've felt in my entire life.  Doc says it'll heal itself in a month. ...
Posted by B3longs 2 5'5 w/ brown ey3s on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 10:41:00 PST

Verizon Sucks.

Just want to say, for the record, that I HATE hearing: "I really do understand your frustration. I apologize. However, there is nothing that I can do."  Translation...I'm a damn idiot and I don't...
Posted by B3longs 2 5'5 w/ brown ey3s on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 01:02:00 PST

Good Pets Gone Bad

 Just finished watching 'When Good Pets Go Bad.' Feel like making sure my fish, Homey the Clown Knife, is good and secure.  Would hate to wake up at 3am and realize I'd just lost a toe. ...
Posted by B3longs 2 5'5 w/ brown ey3s on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 07:18:00 PST