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The Lady Valkyrie AKA Miss Ulala/Mercury

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About Me

Never seen a drag queen before? Well you stumbled across one hunnie. The name's Mercury....AKA Miss Ulala. I love being a queen....it's an outlet for alllll my inner performer to come out and have a grand ole time. I moved here from North Carolina. I'm glad I made the move. I've met some very intersting and !!FUN!! people out here. As far as my personality goes....well some days I'm a bitch and others you'd never want to be rid of me. I have a great sense of humor and don't get offended easily (believe me....people've tried, ok). And don't think I'm just your bitchy queen next door...no no no. I love to be friendly and talk to people. If you see me at a show gimmie a holler, but only if you're being friendly. I can't stand people who just want to start shit with people. Everyone fucking be nice before I have to beat someone with a 5 inch stilleto in the eye!! Also..yes...my hair is real. No wigs here!! If you want to add me, go for it ^^. As long as it's not some porno crap or a "free offer". I hate bots, hehe. and let me say this...**I AM NOT LOOKING FOR A HOOK UP AT ALL!!! PLEASE BE A GENTILEMAN IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME!!!! I AM NOT A PROMISCUOUS PERSON!!!**....hmmmmm maybe that got the point across?I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

Well. I think Drag would be an obvious interest to list. Art (painting, penciling), Anime, Video Games, Capitalization of Letters During Typing, Make-up, Fashion, Cooking....ooh lemmie go off on that one. I LOVE TO COOK!!!!! If you ever ate at my house you'd never leave, baby!!! I can make anything under the sun you want and if I don't know how, find me a recipe and viola!!! I guess you could say I'm "Femeril", haha. Shit what else do I like......Costume Design and just generally having fun. I don't do anything (except work) unless I want to. I know it sounds kinda bitchy, but hey....think about it.Hey look....it's me, hahaMy namesake.UlalaPluto ^^

I'd like to meet:

I would love to meet Victoria Beckham. She's called Posh for a reason. The sexual energy she throws out whenever she walks in the room is just amazing. How many people do you know that have their own clothing line, is a model, has a solo CD, was 1/5 of the most succesful female group ever, is signed by a couple of designers, and has a fuckin HOT husband? ..............I didn't think so.
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Music:

ANYTHING I CAN DANCE MY ASS OFF TO!!!!!! Victoria Beckham, Madison Avenue, Gwen Stefani, Monifa, Lil' Kim, Ludacris, Spice Girls, Madonna, En Vogue, Gina G, Emma Bunton, Basement Jaxx, Koda Kumi, Bjork, Rupaul, Geri Halliwell, Hikaru Utada, Ayumi Hamasaki....the list goes on....

Movies:

Spice Girls comic relief with Sugar Lumps



I love it!!! The fake Ginger is "Edina" from AbFab ^^ Girls Will Be Girls, Too Wong Foo.., Priscilla: Queen of the Desert, Casino Royale, Bettlejuice, Overboard, Sailor Moon R - S - and SuperS, Slayers, Rent, Blazing Saddles, Spaceballs, Mean Girls, Kung Fu Hustle....

Television:

I hate television. It's full of musclebound freaks and silicon bitches that are running around trying to look cute, even though they're stupid as fuck, on dumbass reality shows. You want a reality show? Try going outside once in a while. I guarantee that 2 hours at the mall is more entertainment than all of primetime TV. But as far as Anime goes....Sailor Moon, Full Metal Alchemist, Tokyo Mew Mew, Bubblegum Crisis 2040, Excel Saga, Bleach, and various others.

Books:

Real Books: Tales of the City, The Homo Handbook, I'm the One That I Want, Transgender Warriors, The Velvet Rage, Wicked, Modern Etiquette, All of Anne Rice's stuff...mainly Vittorio, A Wizard of Earthsea, Tombs of Atuan, The Furthest Shore, All the Queens Men, The World of Normal Boys....

Heroes:

Hmmmm......heros. That's a toughie. I'd have to put my mom at the top of that list. She is one tough bitch!!! She raised 2 kids and went to school at the same time. This was in the early ninties mind you. She's a trooper!! She's always been my best friend. I used to ask her about all kinds of fucked up shit; but, she'd just answer me like I was an adult. LOVE YA MA!!Another hero would have to be Margaret Cho. I don't like that she's lost so much weight....but if she's happy then go for it!! This girl is never afraid to say something. I respect and admire her, haha.

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My Blog

Weapons on a man??

ok....So I was watching "Curse of the Golden Flower" again...and I had a realization....I think men that use polearms are hot!!!See my point??? How sexy is THAT????  It may also help that I think...
Posted by The Lady Valkyrie AKA Miss Ulala/Mercury on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 08:36:00 PST

International Day Against Homophobia

I felt that this should be shared for SEVERAL reasons.  Least of which that I'm homo/trans.  Please remember to love one another....as well as yourselves!!!Ulala ...
Posted by The Lady Valkyrie AKA Miss Ulala/Mercury on Tue, 15 May 2007 09:17:00 PST

Corned Beef....?

Lord Harrison: My Lords, I thank my noble friend for that Answer, but does he understand that many of us still believe corned beef tins and, indeed, other varieties of pull-top cans, to be inherently ...
Posted by The Lady Valkyrie AKA Miss Ulala/Mercury on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 09:57:00 PST

Scrapped Princess.....

I just finished watchin the entire Scrapped Princess Box Set.  It was fabulous!!!  I highly recommend it!  It's a bit slow to start but after I got past the 5th episode it was amazing!&...
Posted by The Lady Valkyrie AKA Miss Ulala/Mercury on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 08:34:00 PST

Love is real, real is love.....

I just finished watching "Adam & Steve" earlier, and I cried....I cried and cried and cried and cried and cried.  I couldn't help myself.  It was just uncontrolable crying.  That mo...
Posted by The Lady Valkyrie AKA Miss Ulala/Mercury on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 11:18:00 PST

Uncertainty.......

The feeling of such..... Not known or established; questionable......  It's so strange....It's like I want to cry and laugh my ass off at the same time.  Does such a thing have a right to ex...
Posted by The Lady Valkyrie AKA Miss Ulala/Mercury on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 12:28:00 PST

ahhhh youth, haha.......

OK....I was feeling all nostalgic and stuff ^^ I wonder if any of you remember any of this........I saw some of it and was like....omg I watched this? haha  But I still love all of it...just...no...
Posted by The Lady Valkyrie AKA Miss Ulala/Mercury on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 10:06:00 PST

Get down with.....

...the sickness, lol.OK.....so I went to the doctor today.  I was feelin like shit, fatigued, and just all around crappy.  Turns out!!!......I have a sinus infection and ....allergies. ...
Posted by The Lady Valkyrie AKA Miss Ulala/Mercury on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 11:33:00 PST

Because I love quizes!!

                                    What Excel Saga Character are...
Posted by The Lady Valkyrie AKA Miss Ulala/Mercury on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 01:19:00 PST

December 24, 2006

So....here I am.  It's December 24th.  Christmas Eve.  My family is 2000 miles away.  I'm sitting infront of my computer.  Hi Myspace.  I'm not really upset to be.  ...
Posted by The Lady Valkyrie AKA Miss Ulala/Mercury on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 03:15:00 PST