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chaz won don

ME RUN TING IN THE DING! (and am lord of da guilford in my spare time)

About Me

bollocks deleted it all by mistake n cant b arsed. yadayada blah. im chaz hear me ROAR.

My Interests

music.jammin, playin Drums, guitars, bass, beatboxin and anything musical. Life and learning., plants and animals. History. Poetry, readin and writin, Beer. Football (READIN TILL I DIE!!!). Roll ups (u gotta love a bit o bacca). boobies. Pro evolution soccer.Partyin, ravin, smokin, drinkin n robbin up MURCO (dat place gets rinsed) Goin2festivals. WOMAD. nobbin yer mums quite nice2.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone. especially people with an intriging mind that look me in the eye. i like 2try n gel with people of all styles, bakrounds and cultures if i can. people with cheeky smiles n grins, ladies with those eyes... People who give me free shit n cope with my anoyin ways. I spose Everyone really. Your mum. (no emos, they must all die) Also cheryl tweedy but only to cum in her hair coz she's extremely good lookin but has the most ear piercingly disgraceful jordie accent that reminds me too much of ant n dec or the wanker that does the voice over on big brother to actually have a conversation with her.

Music:

In a general way i like anythin that creates movement in me, either physically or emotionally. Especially, FUNK, METAL, JAZZ, SOUL, HIP HOP DRUM N BASS, REGGAE. 70'S ROCK N BLUES. DUBSTEP. techno can b good wen its ot of massiv speakers at free parties. samba, n other world music is phat to play n stomp2. ur mum makes som tasty pum farts out of her baggy flange aparently.

Movies:

!Apocalypse Now. Lock stock and snatch. Deerhunter. Blues brothers. South Park Movie. Austin Powers, Baseketball Anchorman, Lethal weapon 1 - 3. Die Hard trilogy. Star Wars Trilogy. Goonies. Ghostbusters. Beverly Hills Cop. Matrix trilogy. Dogma. Family guy movie. Loads more I cant remember now.

Television:

I try2be interlectual n refer to it as the idiot box, but i often get suked in by the shit n thers alot of it. And 2b fair thers a whole host of stuff that is damn good. i dnt take myself too seriously so il av a look at anytin - SIMPSONS!, RED DWARF!!!, blackadder, never mind the buzzcocks, the mighty boosh mock the week, have i got news for you. neighbours.westbenders, LOST!!! Family guy. Simpsons, SOUTH PARK!!!. american dad. friends (i kno its cheesy americanness but chandler's a g and the girls are all fit). Not the nine o clock news. Fast show. Stargate sg1. Porridge. Doctor Who.thundercats, ghostbusters, turtles, trapdoor. THE BLUE PLANET. DAVID ATTENBOROUGH - HE IS A G.

Books:

The story of britain. The great war.Air force blunders (a jokes book about some funny and some down right upsetting fuk ups in airforces across the world). Life on Earth by David Attemborough. Heart of Darkness(da book apocalypse now is based on). Bill Bryson. Jon McNabb. The hobbit. The bible to laugh at.(die christian scum!). Im readin this phat book that is seriously fuuny at da mo, flushed with pride - its about the life of thomas crapper the dude who invented the flushing bog! he actually had a well intrestin life!

Heroes:

2 many musicians2mention.....Any cunt who stands up for shit - Martin Luther King. Nelson Mandella. BILL HICKS. - Homer Simpson. Chandler Bing. Iniana Jones. Your mum. my drum teacher hamish, my dog. Also, ghostbusters n turtles.(splinter is a g, i mean a rat that can talk n train turtles2fight has got2b.One question though, do the turtles n splinter hav any sexual needs, i mean it looks as though the turtles dnt hav any diks? wots that about!!!???)