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Crazy Uncle Joel

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Sometimes i enjoy standing in the shower while brushing my teeth for five minutes.

My Interests

History
Music
Skin Grafts
Panda Climbing
Winning at Life
Grades
Bass Playing

I'd like to meet:

Animals
People
Vegitables
Minerals

AOL Instant Messager: givebreath

Music:

Radiohead, The Mars Volta, Hella, MF Doom, Milemarker, Mogwai, Raft of Dead Monkeys, Outkast, Tortoise, Boards of Canada, Jaga Jazzist, Air, MeltBanana, Chili Peppers, Jaco Pastorius, Herbie Hancock, At the Drive-In, The Cure, John Vanderslice, Death Cab for Cutie, Murder City Devils, Jamiroquai, NewsBoys, Pedro the Lion, Squad Five-O, The Postal Service, Starflyer 59, Blond Redhead, Deerhoof, Cannibal Ox, M83, Madvillian, Ratatat, The Strokes, Daft Punk, Les Savy Fav, The Mercury Program, Tristezia, Interpol, Fischerspooner, These Arms are Snakes, Yes, Ninety Pound Wuss, Jay Z, Bloc Party, Belle and Sabastian, Botch, The Notwist, The Helio Sequence, Pinback, Explosions in the Sky, Minus the Bear, Jr Ewing, Bedhead, Monster Movie, Ride, Buck 65, Broken Social Scene, The French Kicks, DangerDoom, Gorillaz, Of Montreal, Mahavishnu Orchestra, Dreamend, Lateef and the Chief, Roadside Monument,Refused, Lupe Fiasco, Nas, Phoenix, Percee P, Dragon Force, Da La Soul, Cee-Lo

Movies:

The Shining, One Flew Over the Cookos Nest, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Requeim for a Dream, Finding Nemo, Matchstick Men, Momento, American Splendor, The Royal Tenenbaums, Rushmore, Peewee Herman's Big Adventure, The Good the Bad and the Ugly, A Fist Full of Dollars, For a Few Dollars More, Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs

Television:

Arrested Development, Da Ali G Show, Curb your Enthusiasm and Lost

Books:

Alice and Wonderland, The Adventures of Huckleberry Fin, Dune, The Lord of the Rings, One Flew Over the Cookos Nest, The Bible

Heroes:



(Vincent)

My Blog

Hands: a very short story

Those beautiful hands, worn in all the right places like those of a carpenter. Callused on the fingertips and slightly rough along the puffy ridge that runs from the pinky to the index. Palms soft and...
Posted by Crazy Uncle Joel on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 03:30:00 PST

I dont understand

It's just hard to believe sometimes. The shaft of the axle keeps spinning, driving and transforming kinetic energy into life. Shotgun blasts can fill a lung with buck-shot, but keep the heart beating....
Posted by Crazy Uncle Joel on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 02:59:00 PST

Arnold Palmer

Hello,   I would like to take this opportunity to introduce my self. My name is Arnold Palmer, and I'm calmer than you are. I am a retired professional golfer that still has some class (and some ...
Posted by Crazy Uncle Joel on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 02:27:00 PST

Tony Hale

Just to show my love for Tony Hale a few clips for enjoyment. ...
Posted by Crazy Uncle Joel on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 08:23:00 PST

Sad ending to a normal night

A sad thing happened to me. Let me explain in simple detail. I was walking in an average fashion home from a comrads abode fairly late on this Saturday eve. Parting ways with my friends I headed home,...
Posted by Crazy Uncle Joel on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 02:09:00 PST

Communism vs Sexual Relations

The problem with communism that like sex before marrige, it sounds better talking about it than when it actually works out in real life, in the long term. This was not an original thought, but i thoug...
Posted by Crazy Uncle Joel on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 12:40:00 PST

Im making up my own survey to serve my own purposes

I really need (want) to make one thing clear. I don't care for surveys that much. They are radically over-used by many and radically underused by people like me who never read them. How am I supposed ...
Posted by Crazy Uncle Joel on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 06:56:00 PST

By far my longest and most "rant-esque" blog

There is a lot to be thankful for in creating a world in which we can do a lot of things. I mean even though we lose a lot of folk culture in embracing the ever coming new waves of globalized popular ...
Posted by Crazy Uncle Joel on Mon, 08 May 2006 01:51:00 PST

A new plan

The other day i bought my ticket to see Blackalicious and the Lifesavas in Vancouver, B.C. I'm definitely excited for the 21st to happen. Matt is driving up to go and my roomate Dylan is going also. P...
Posted by Crazy Uncle Joel on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 07:44:00 PST