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About Me

DUDES AND DUDETTES!!!

this here is an official announcement. announcing the officialty of this statement. stating that from this day forth, no more suck. ok? stop sucking.

things that fall into the suck catagory:

the lakers
pollution
french fries without ketchup(or some kind of dipping sauce)
broken cds
haters/players
angelina jolie

so knock that shit off, ok? at least try to be more like the things in the rock and roll hot dog catagory.

rock and roll hot dog catagory:

the blazers
chinese food
hugs
jay-z
bike rides
puppies/kitties
my facial hair

thanks, that is all.

My Interests

COMICS!

Craig Thompson

TOYS!

Dunny

SNEAKS!

Adidas

alchemy, music, art, literature, photography, film, traveling, learning, writing, reading, basketball, science, philosophy, history, sociology

I'd like to meet:

people with something interesting to say. or an instrument to play. or a delicious meal. for me.

The Roots - Rising Up

The Pack - In My Car

Pacific Division - F.A.T. Boys '08

Salt & Seas, Piano Keys by Evan B Harris

Music:

aesop rock, american analog set, american football, at the drive-in, atmosphere, beatles, bear vs shark, blacktop cadence, bob dylan, bonnie 'prince' billy, botch, bowerbirds, braid, bright eyes, broken social scene, calexico, the casket lottery, circa survive, coalesce, common, cool kids, dangerdoom, death cab for cutie, decemberists, denali, the dismemberment plan, dolly parton, doomtree, the draft, the elected, emmylou harris, eric bachman, facing new york, fourtet, the get up kids, ghostface killah, gloria record, goodlife, grateful dead, hey mercedes, hot water music, iron and wine, jay-z, jenny lewis, john coltrane, jolie holland, kanye west, karate, look mexico, loretta lynn, lupe fiasco, m ward, man man, miles davis, mindy smith, minus the bear, mountain goats, nada surf, neko case, nick drake, nina simone, okkerville river, owen, owls, the pack, pedro the lion, portugal the man, p.o.s., q and not u, radiohead, refused, rilo kiley, rocky votolato, the roots, rx bandits, ryan adams, saves the day, say from charms, sigur ros, slowreader, small brown bike, songs: ohia, streets, sufjan stevens, talib kweli, thelonious monk, tom waits, weakerthans

Movies:

ive seen a lot of movies, and would love to see some more.

my favorites include:
all the real girls
brick
badlands
junebug
the man who copied
pan's labrynth
juno
knocked up
superbad
thumbsucker
city of god
about a boy
300
goodbye, lenin!
rushmore
the virgin suicides
motorcycle diaries
amelie
me and you and everyone we know
l'auberge espagnole
the squid and the whale
wonder boys
wet hot american summer
wanna see a movie?

Television:

weeds
freaks and geeks
entourage
30 rock
the office
six feet under
rome
sopranos
arrested development
sports night
upright citizens brigade

Books:

i read a lot, but i should read more, heres a few of my favorite authors.

john updike
jeffery eugenides
J. D. Salinger
philip roth
william faulkner
nick flynn
nick hornby
f scott fitzgerald
Dave Eggers

Heroes:

BE YOUR OWN HERO

My Blog

time waster

Level 1(x) had an asthma attack(x) Smoked Weed(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex - apparently after drinking 10 ounces of tequila ??(x) Drank Alcohol(x) Been In Love(x) Been Dumped(x) Been Fired(x) B...
Posted by Jay on Wed, 30 May 2007 12:41:00 PST

Memphis

Its ringing.. come on damnit, I know you're there.. I excuse myself from the din of the room and step into the hallway, phone p...
Posted by Jay on Mon, 28 May 2007 11:53:00 PST

another.

702.. 706.. 710.. ah, there it is, 714. I pull into the driveway, buckled and upthrown by the toes of pine trees huddled around the cement. From a back corner crack thrusts an impatient and jealous sa...
Posted by Jay on Fri, 04 May 2007 04:06:00 PST

just a little something for class

"Wait, who said that?" "Charlie." "Charlie called you a slut? Why?" "No! Charlie called Sarah a slut. Were you even paying attention to me?" said Nicole, leaning forward just enough to drop the ash d...
Posted by Jay on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 12:19:00 PST

Me and Miss Mandible

Me and Miss Mandibleby Donald Barthelme 13 SeptemberMiss Mandible wants to make love to me but she hesitates because I am officially a child; I am, according to the records, according to the gradeboo...
Posted by Jay on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 02:14:00 PST

famous, i am.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE MARCH 8, 2007 THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES ARE BACK! ATLANTIC RECORDS ...
Posted by Jay on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 06:28:00 PST

mornings are better, i realize this now.

playlist for today:okkervil river - black sheep boyeric bachman - to the racesbonnie 'prince' billy - the letting goneko case - fox confessor brings the floodmountain goats - get lonelyryan adams - ha...
Posted by Jay on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 10:39:00 PST

survey (stolen from aaron)

Two Word Survey:1. Yourself: big pimpin2. Your car: shit box3. Your Hair: split ends4. Your mother: currently sleeping5. Your Father: same thing6. Your Favorite Item: valerian root7. Your Dream Last N...
Posted by Jay on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 10:02:00 PST

who wants to start hiking with me?

we live in the goddamned pacific northwest for fucks sake! lets go out and be active and enjoy nature and all that shit!! plus im hella out of shape. lets do it! places we can go:*ape caves*beacon roc...
Posted by Jay on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 12:02:00 PST

hey a blog.

so lets see... one week left of school, then im done for a while. think im gonna move to portland, work a ton, get my residency, all that craphat fun. im trying to get into graphic design but my...
Posted by Jay on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 12:12:00 PST