Austin (Lika Do Da Cha-Cha)

..I am a 20 year old Zen Master and I Play the KAzoo in the band bombshell with the occasional drum part, but mostly KAzoo. Im afraid of Racoons, worms, and garden gnomes(I suspect them of stealing my shoes...). Im single, unemployed, unfulfilled, and lacking...but Im enlightened! And I LOOOOOVE Chocolate, but i cant eat it because then ill get FAT... But it's SOOOOO GOOOOOD!