which means i'm still a fucking moron.
JUST smart enough to realize how stupid we are...
Likes:
hitting the Snooze button
drinking just till my lips are numb
BLACK ink
sneezing so hard it cracks my back
squeezing cheeks so hard it cracks my back...
tapping a dinner plate against my left fist
throwing snowballs at my dog and his reactions
interpreting thick accents
deciphering bad handwriting
zombie killing spree dreams
the smell of an old guitar case
the Reach floss handle
flatwound bass strings
running in deep snow
anchovies
Pico De Gallo! (fuck salsa...)
Swiss Cheese
the sound of frying eggs and bacon
watching tv with the kids
music with headphones
new toothbrushes
Dislikes:
Myspace banners THAT MAKE NOISE!
i hate plastic packaging! i could probably rip the arms off a grown man, but half the time i can't open the bag in a box of cereal...
half-hand-shakes
people who constantly talk at concerts... GO TO A CLUB!
i hate it when people say they're a big fan of Sarah McLaughlin
Alfred hates people referring to themselves in the third person.
capitalization and proper punctuation...
meringue on my lemon pie
magazine inserts!!!
touching a rough, dry flannel
ALL NFL sportscasters
having change in my pockets
Kokomo, Indiana
NASCAR
hockey
baseball on television and radio
WIMPY, skinny drinking straws!! (taco bell)
i hate scenes in movies where someone has to dig a hole and it's looks like freshly broken up potting soil.
HIDDEN TRACKS! just name the fucking song. i don't want to fast forward through five minutes of silence!
fundamentalist Christians
the Betty theme song to The L Word
upside-down lightswitches
the Naked Archaeologist... dipshit. wish i had a quarter for every time he said "maybe", "if", or "perhaps"
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Your Life: The Soundtrack
Opening credits: Plainsong - the cure
Waking up: Ugly - smashing pumpkins, The Greatest - cat power
Average day: Hurry Up and Wait - stereophonics, Tracy - mogwai, Nothingman - pearl jam, Recoil - ani difranco
First date: Shameless - ani difranco, Maybe Tomorrow - stereophonics LOL
Falling in love: Halo - the cure, Ascension(Don't Ever Wonder) - maxwell, As Is - ani
Love scene: So What - ani difranco, Lonely Boy - leonna naess, Losing Hope - jack johnson LOL, gotta throw some Sade in there... and like One Hundred Years - the cure, Special Needs - placebo HAH! All I Need - Air, Black Tongue - yeah yeah yeahs
Fight scene: Bulls on Parade - rage against the machine
Breaking up: Love Disappears - jeffrey gaines(go find him)
Getting back together: Let's Stay Together - brother al, Coming Back to Life - pink floyd
Secret love: Waltz #2 - Elliott Smith, Life in Rain - remy zero, Ruled by Secrecy - muse
Life's okay: Do You Realize? - the flaming lips, A Simple Plan - pedro the lion, Three Days - jane's addiction
Mental breakdown: Plush - stone temple pilots, The Strangest Thing - george michael, Preaching the End of the World - Chris Cornell
Driving: Rain - cocrete blonde, Untitled - interpol, Alone in Kyoto - air, 23 - Jimmy Eat World
Learning a lesson: What Sarah Said - death cab for cutie, Mayonnaise - smashing pumpkins
Deep thought: Grey - ani difranco, Stanley Kubrick - mogwai
Flashback: Waiting for that Day - george michael, Just Like Heaven - the cure
Partying: ROADS - portishead (don't ask) Keep Swinging - pedro the lion
Happy dance: The Exploding Boy - the cure, Nowhere Again - secret machines
Regreting: Spilt Milk - the cure
Long night alone: Everybody Here Wants You - jeff buckley
Death scene: You Have Been Loved - george michael, The Man Who Told Everything - doves
Closing credits: Satisfied Mind - Jeff Buckley or Untitled by the cure... depends on when i die, i guess...
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Ingredients:
1 part anger
5 parts courage
5 parts beauty
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Top it off with a sprinkle of emotion and enjoy!
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eh... i'd rather be Butch, i think...
You're Lance!
Take Which Pulp Fiction Character Are You? today!
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shit, i woulda guessed 50/50... c'mon...
Your Brain is 73.33% Female, 26.67% Male
Your brain leans femaleYou think with your heart, not your headSweet and considerate, you are a giverBut you're tough enough not to let anyone take advantage of you!
What Gender Is Your Brain?
cool, but what's with this stupid photograph?
You are Alain! Quiet and introverted, you prefer
thinking to talking. Even though you aren't
that social, you have a kind heart, and will
help those in need. You often see things from a
unique perspective, but people seem to ignore
your feelings. Learn to speak up, and show that
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Hades
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You scored as Suffocated. Your cause of death will be suffocation. Be careful and chew before you swallow!
Suffocated
87%
Suicide
87%
Bomb
80%
Disappear
80%
Gunshot
60%
Stabbed
53%
Posion
53%
Eaten
53%
Natural Causes
47%
Accident
47%
Disease
20%
Drowning
20%
Cut Throat
7%
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Alfred, Alfie, mud
Birthday: 3-20-72
Birthplace: Ravenswood Hospital in Chicago
Current Location: across the Lake in rural Michigan
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: ash blonde with a slight reddish tint
Height: a hair under 6'2" while barefoot
Right Handed or Left Handed: ambidextrous for the most part
Your Heritage: whitetrash... could i LOOK anymore Irish? god knows what my mom is... i think she's Jewish or Italian or something Mediterranean
The Shoes You Wore Today: Cat work shoes, they make me almost 6'3" :)
Your Weakness: dark chocolate, dark beer, dark eyes, dark hair, dark skies...
Your Fears: mice (i'm like a cartoon elephant...), ladders... wasps
Your Perfect Pizza: stuffed spinach or pan broccoli and onion from Barry's Spot on Broadway in Chicago
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: lose about twenty pounds
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hardly ever sign on anymore
Thoughts First Waking Up: gotta pee, bet the dog does too...
Your Best Physical Feature: been told my shoulders, eyes, hands, smile, even my goofy hair... if you had ever seen my grandfather, you'd know why i think it's my nose...
Your Bedtime: 11pm or earlier in the summer, midnight or later in the winter
Your Most Missed Memory: oh my memory... serves me far too well...
Pepsi or Coke: caffeine free regular or diet coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds... only cuz Burger King has gone way down hill the past several years
Single or Group Dates:
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: don't care for tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: man, i haven't had a swirl soft serve ice cream cone in FOR EV ER
Cappuccino or Coffee: no caffeine
Do you Smoke: hellno
Do you Swear: as often as possible without sounding like a complete moron
Do you Sing: as often as possible without sounding like a complete moron
Do you Shower Daily: have to... i can't stand that greasy feelin...
Have you Been in Love: i suppose
Do you want to go to College: actually i do
Do you want to get Married: i'd like to meet someone first
Do you belive in yourself: i hate this question... i mean, i exist, right? it's not like i'm Santa Claus or something... i'm not the most confident person...
Do you get Motion Sickness: i don't care much for boats, but i adapt pretty quickly
Do you think you are Attractive: i could be
Are you a Health Freak: i could do better
Do you get along with your Parents: i'm the oldest of five... i was always just kinda *there* i never caused much of a problem... almost feel more like i was raised by siblings though...
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes, but not when i'm on top of a blueberry harvester!
Do you play an Instrument: yes, i can almost play bass and i try to play guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes, but i kinda lost all desire to drink... even in social situations... but i have a new favorite beer! it's a Belgium Lambic either Lindemans or Leifmans Framboise(raspberry), Kriek(cherry) or the best: Peche(peach, duh)
In the past month have you Smoked: i'll never smoke... but sometimes like being around smokers... not often... but man Camels smell good at times
In the past month have you been on Drugs: i coulda used some
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: i made the mistake of driving BY the mall before christmas... holy crap, i dunno how people do it...
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i've BOUGHT a box of oreos, but i didn't eat it all
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no, but i like it
In the past month have you been on Stage: no... damn, i forgot to list that as a fear...
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: don't think so
Ever been Drunk: ohyeah... five lousy beers has me stumbling these days...
Ever been called a Tease: don't think so
Ever been Beaten up: other than my uncles? no
Ever Shoplifted: yes, i stole a Playboy when i was 12 on a dare
How do you want to Die: not in pain in a hospital bed, that much i've learned over the past two years!!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: when i was a kid i wanted to be Evel Knievel or Indiana Jones
What country would you most like to Visit: i'm hoping my aunt moves back to Italy... but i'd love to see Ireland, Spain, Egypt, Greece...
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: don't really care, but in the past i've been very partial to Brown
Favourite Hair Color: don't really care but in the past i've been partial to Brunettes
Short or Long Hair: either
Height: i usedta say the taller the better, but often fall for the shorter girls...
Weight: ?
Best Clothing Style: mine? i like to wear Dickies pocket Teeshirts and Levi's 501 Jeans... is that a style?? i'm too big for much anything fashionable or trendy anymore... so i keep it simple... ani tshirts are the most comfortable :) a girl's clothing style? i don't care... i like lotsa things girls wear :)
Number of Drugs I have taken: me? zero... 'cept for prescription and over the counter stuff...
Number of CDs I own: me? over 200...
Number of Piercings: me - zero
Number of Tattoos: me - zero
Number of things in my Past I Regret: not seeing Elliott Smith and Jeff Buckley in concert while they were alive... that's at least two...
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i bounce back just fine...
nowadays...
Your Birthdate: March 20
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Which Egyptian God or Goddess do you represent? (Pictures!)
Sekhmet, Goddess of War
Sekhmet means She who is powerful. She was a mighty ancient Egyptian goddess, who was the daughter of Ra, and was known as the Eye of Ra. Though known as the goddess of war, Sekhmet was known as the power that protects the good and annihilates the bad. She was meant to destroy the men that rebelled against her father, Ra. She destroyed them with such fury, that Ra feared she might exterminate the entire race.
As for you, I'd say you have a pretty good personality. You know humans cannot be trusted, and you are hesitant to do things, so you stick up for yourself and others well. Just watch that temper of yours and life should be great.
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