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batshit

His Master's Voice

About Me

This profile was edited with ball peen hammers and drukqs I'm great fun at parties, and obsessed with Rick James, Richard D. James, urban spelunking, Tesla Coils, Turkish coffee, mediterranean foods, and Egon Schiele. Ask nicely, and I'll tell you about the "my college degree = toilet paper" factor. Turn-ons include bike riding, long walks by the beach, and straight anal.And really, [ this space for rent ].

My Interests

Coming Forth By Day, Misanthropy, Fatalism. Photography and other "Art Forms". SeQs and DruQks and WaterbuQs. Reading, Writing, Morphology, Semantics, Semiotics. Belgian Beers, Bearded Women. Chainsaws, Firecrackers. Yr Bloodstream. CultureVulturing. S.M.I.2L.E.

I'd like to meet:

Some living people, Some dead people, Some Living Dead people.Someone(s) who can put up with the Crunchy, Crackly Candy-Coating of Raunch inside my mind that I loosely call a "Sense of Humour"Or kill me, so I no longer have to pay bills, buy Heroin, or drive around looking for victims...I know, Y're thinking "I don't know, should we kill them?"And why the Hell not? What do you have to lose?

Skin-covered Carnivals
There are some amazing people out there; I'm jealous

Too much time on Yr hands? Hey! Me too!

Music:

DEATHROCK, HORRORPUNK, ELECTROCLASH. PSYCHOBILLIY, ROCKABILLY, APOCALYPTIC FOLKS. I hate Industrial, even though it sounds great... they just never have good days. I mean really. Except for Controlled Bleeding, SNOG, and the people who run the EINSTURZENDE NEUKITCHEN

EINSTURZENDE NEUKITCHEN

And I spose I like Psychic TV, Mother Destruction/Sixth Comm, Throbbing Gristle, a;grum'h, Zeni Geva, Inslaughter Natives, Korpses Katatonik, the Brides of Christ, Coil, Chris & Cosey, Chrome, and remember when Big Black and Rema Rema were still considered industrial, so yah, I guess I like the shit.The Adicts, they're just so damned poppy. Jesus and Mary Chain, and Bryan Gregory (Cramps), with the guitars. Also, It just isn't Country-Western w/o the YODELING. I may like the PINK Fairies, Legendary PINK Dots, Vicious PINK, Soft PINK Truth/Momus, Snatches of PINK, PINK Industry and PINK Military, PINK Floyd, PINK, and PINK Sabbath, but have a Black Flag tattoo.

Movies:

Soavi/Argento products (esp. Cemetery Man); Liquid Sky, Psychomania, Ginger Snaps, Man Bites Dog, Begotten; Svankmajer, Quay, Jodorowsky films; Kenneth ANGER; Salome's Last Dance, Lair of the White Worm; anything Stuart Gordon touches. SchlockHorror and VelveetaCheese in general. Miike: Visitor Q is the sh*t! (Balanced diet: Necrophilia, Heroin, Scat, Lactation, Serious Beatings)AND AND AND BUT WAIT ALSO AND Dead Leaves, Nekromantik I - XXIII, Full Moon Productions, anything w/ Parker Posey or Udo Kier innit, Cop Killer (aka The Order of Death), Decoder, TapeHeads, {Jacob's Ladder, Closetland (mindfucks)}. Sometimes, when I have Brain Damage, Kern Movies. I wanna kill Nick Zedd. Anything about Hilter, I mean HELTIR, whateverDogs in Space, Pigs in Space, Teenagers From Mars. Space:1999, Mars Attacks, Angry Red Planet, Red Planet, Brother From Another Planet, Man Who Fell to Earth, Killer Klowns from Outer Space, Morons from Outer Space, Revenge of the NosePicking Teenage Vixens from Outer Space, The Partridge Family In Outer Space, Species I and IV, Alien, Aliens, Alien Resurrection, Alien Insurrection, Alien Erection, Cervix Animals 6 and 7. Lucifer's Penis Rising. Porn, Prawns, Pr0n. I will talk you TO DEATH about the Davids (Lynch and Cronenberg), Roman Polanski, Natssa Kinski, and the inventor of the Nunsploitation film, Ken Russell. You heard right: put a quarter in, and nobody gets out alive. "Blackula," and its stupid half-brother "Scream Blackula Scream!"anything TROMA esp. with Lemmy from Motorhead. if you've never seen SHAKES THE CLOWN, do so. Russ Meyer is out of control: Beyond the Valley of the Dolls/ Beneath the Valley of the UltraVixens Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! &c. Too bad he's DEAD AS A DOORNAIL. Nothing says "I Love you" quite like "Chicks with Dicks," so please bring on the Tranny Thai Hookers.

Television:

TV is "THE EVYLL." But I really enjoy PBS's cooking programmes.

Books:

Chants of Maldoror; and now, just authors: Dennis Cooper, HP Lovecraft, LP Hovercraft, Lhuv Kherapht, Clark Ashton Smith, Klarkash Ton, Arthur Machen, Ligotti, PJ Carroll, Phil Hine, Acker, William Seward Burroughs Jr + Sr, Lydia Lunch, Hakim Bey, Lovecraft, G Bataille (esp. Story of the Eye), Gaiman, Lovecraft, Harlan Ellison, Lovecraft, comte Donatien Alphonse François/De Sade, O. Mirbeau, the usual array of French Symbolist Poets, several Beatniks later, Marc Bolan, Tristan Taormino (she has a cute butt), Beckett, Kafka, Alfred Jarre, Jean Genet, James Joyce, Sartre. Absurdists, Exit-Stencil-ists. And probably Lovecraft, even though most of the other Fiction I like is by people who are just about AmBisexual enough to spin him around at 3000 RPMS in his GRAVE. Other than that, Nonfiction. Oxford English Dictionary, News of the Weird, (rotten.com), I read the Atlas. Geographic. Juxtapoz and its naughty little twin, Erotica. PHOTO, but only the European version, as "Bible Belts' are unflattering and unreasonable. Fangoria, Scream Queens, Interview, Modern Writers, Modern Painters, Heavy Metal, RUE MORGUE and Bizarre. Yes, these are magazines. Yes, I'm a media WHORE. PRINT MEDIA IS DEAD, but I will be enjoying the corpse as long as I've breath in my body. (Or longer, as Oxygen Tents or Iron Lungs will warrant. Fnord. Oh, and Lovecraft, BABY.)

Heroes:

Siddhartha, for sitting under trees; Basho, for the koans; all SIX Marx brothers, for bringing vaudeville to the silver screen.and Who In The Fuck am I kidding?Stiv Bators, Roger Painter, Mo' Betta Mo' Hotta Hot'N'Spicy Mo' Spicy Marc Bolan John Waters, Bill Hicks, Roky Erickson,Takashi Murakami (I have a set of his bathtowels), The Butthole Surfers, Nikola Tesla, Snakefinger, Tristan Taormino, Faith Popcorn,"Me," because w/o "Me", I wouldn't be here. The Herpes Girl (OMFG *barf*... it takes a lot of inner strength to come out and talk about Yr weird venereal afflictions like that to millions of TV viewers. Now get the hell away from me, Lady.)

My Blog

Blue Goo

I was sitting on someone's couch (that's the best kindof couch around, I think, someone else's) and watch-ing a porno with a friend of mine; we had the sound off, playing the usual games with it - "sp...
Posted by batshit on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 10:42:00 PST

SSV - NSMABAAETSMODAACOTIATW

Holy Shiite! As per usual, all of the good ideas are taken, in the "Biblical Way:"from zombiedefense.orgHere's a sample of the (World War Z-inspired) Zombie Holocaust website:"Question (Tyler Stoyles...
Posted by batshit on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 10:49:00 PST

Well, Its 1959, OK/Gotta War across the USSA

I really want to go snowboarding,but realize full well that it's winter,even if the late stretches of it...I'm stalling until mid-March, whichmay be a mistake. However, Ihaven't managed to...
Posted by batshit on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 10:40:00 PST

WALL-OF-CHINA LOVE LETTER TO JK POTTER

Well, more like Fanmail that I'm never going to send.At any rate, had an art crit to do for some coursea few years back, on the photographer of one'schoice - the suggestions list included the standar...
Posted by batshit on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 08:59:00 PST

SEND MORE PARAMEDICS! I "HEART" 2-4-8 TRIOXY!

Someone I know came at me with a perfectlycomplicated question:"What's scarier than Zombies?"I stumbled over that one...all I could think was "Tax Audit," or "running out of coffee,"or "another goddam...
Posted by batshit on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 09:01:00 PST

VONNEGUT MUCH?

There was an article in the Oregonian recently, and I'm not going to find dates for you, so fuck all, but, at any rate,the gist of the matter was that it was the chronincle-ingof a love affair between...
Posted by batshit on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 09:04:00 PST

On suggesting a third Gender: Let’s call it "Stylish"

My roommate is going to some DJ'ed event at Fez,Mardi-Gras themed, masked ball and all...15 bucks atthe door...I want to go, but have to work in a few hours after it goes live, so fux it.And really, a...
Posted by batshit on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 11:58:00 PST

More Dead Friends

Coming Forth by Ltd.I was talking to my roommates yesterday, and had just decided to get a Business Degree, instead of overspecializing in Art,which will earn me no money - I'm just too lazy to actual...
Posted by batshit on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 01:37:00 PST

THE NUMBER OF THE BREAST

     "Ishtar Rising (The Book of the Breast)," which Robert Anton Wilson penned while working as an editor for Playboy,  was my first exposure to the story of Inanna's desce...
Posted by batshit on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 01:19:00 PST

"FROM TODAY, I ABANDON VIRTUE."

"Maldoror, a pact with Prostitution," A short film by Micki Pellerano, based on a passage from the Chants of Maldoror. ..>...
Posted by batshit on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 09:56:00 PST