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Joonyah!

You're all angsty with the inner turmoil again, aren't you?

About Me

What can one say that hasn't already been said about Junior? He's magnificent. A true living work of art, a legend in his own time. Junior's humble beginnings take place in a hospital in Dublin, Ireland. His mother studying abroad and his father a native to the Emerald Isles. Soon after his birth, his father and mother moved to America to be closer to his mother's family. They finally settled in a small Western New Hampshire city called Keene. 7 years of Catholic school was deemed neccessary to try to expel the demons that were trapped in Junior's small but powerful body. Unfortunately for both his parents and the church, these demons were unable to be purged. After Junior High School (no relation), Junior was relocated to Kittery, Maine to continue his studies. It was here that he was fully corrupted and turned to a life of sex, drugs, and rock and roll. For 15 years Junior was involved in the local music scene of the Seacoast, rising to the zenith of local rockstardom, only to be toppled and brought back to square one by his sudden disinterest in funk (and the fact that everyone else quit the band). It was then that Junior started his endevours in Heavy Metal. Those years were not unkind to Junior, but like all good things must eventually come to an end. It was here that an experiment in Punk Rock was conducted. Lasting 3 years, this also came to an end when the calling to the metal became too strong to resist. Alas, this also came to a halt after only 3 years, so he was forced into a state of semi-retirement. Now 30, fat, and lazy, he continues to reside in the Seacoast, playing the occasional show, but mainly concentrating on his lovely daughter, his passion for video games, and baking, for which he is rumored to be quite good at. You should create your own MySpace Layouts like a bunch of other stupid people did, by using nUCLEArcENTURy .COM's MySpace Profile Editor !
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My Interests

World War 1, World War 2, War, Star Wars, Mortal Kombat, Earth Dawn, Mage, PS2, PC games, Metal, Baking, Reference Books, Martial Arts, the occult, Weapons, PBR, Comics, Stand Up

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My Blog

Wendy, you know, from China...?

Apparently, people just love old Junior. To the point that people in China have a hard time resisting the urge to offer their "services" to me for World of Warcraft. Thanks "Wendy"   b> Fred Frig...
Posted by Junior on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 01:16:00 PST

It's official!

I'm blind. I'll have my new specs in a week. And yes, I have to wear them pretty much all the time. Go ahead, you know you want to...
Posted by Junior on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 05:40:00 PST

Real quick...

The best thing that was said all last night: "I gave her a bit of the ol' hot choke-let from Junior Christ!"  I wasn't actually talking about anyone in particular or choking anyone, it just came...
Posted by Junior on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 08:40:00 PST

Wish me luck!

Wish me luck, folks...I have my very first eye exam tomorrow afternoon. This is apparently the part where I find out if I'm going blind or not. Ok, not blind, but it's where I see how much my vision h...
Posted by Junior on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 11:07:00 PST

My conversation with jenelle_ya!

So over my Yahoo IM I get this spam it says: jenelle_ya: Hello,I'll be glad to inform you that I have a part time job going on,we are looking for a Male or Female representative,who can  be worki...
Posted by Junior on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 12:51:00 PST

What I'm thankful for!

What I'm Thankful For By Patrick Prendergast I'm thankful for my family. Without them, I'd have never been born and stuff. I'm thankful for my beautiful daughter who never ceases to amaze me and fill ...
Posted by Junior on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 05:27:00 PST

Why are you doing this to me, Wed.?

You know what I hate? Well, I mean aside from just about everything that isn't Deep Purple or PBR... I hate the word Wednesday. I can never spell it right, which shouldn't be a huge shock, but as...
Posted by Junior on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 02:28:00 PST

You know what? I'm fine.

Sometimes I make mistakes. Ok a lot of times I make mistakes. Some of these mistakes are small, like accidentally spilling a beer, or running into someone when you aren't looking where you're going. S...
Posted by Junior on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 09:29:00 PST

Not only for shits, but for giggles.

Yes, yes, ya'll. I'm back ya'll. I hate the word ya'll, however I find myself using it every once in a while. I guess I just don't like things that sound Southern...like incest. Last night we were d...
Posted by Junior on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 03:29:00 PST

My first advice column submission

Look everybody, my first submission for my advice column. Behold as I solve the problems of the world one fragile ego at at a time. Dear Junior, I'd like some advice on what to do when the man you've ...
Posted by Junior on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 10:11:00 PST