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Paulie

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About Me

Thanks for visiting...... About Me?..... Just a regular guy, living a great life, or is that a great guy, living a regular life? Just happy to be here............Ya...Hurrrd Me?
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My Interests

Anything that makes me think or laugh, or think about laughing, or people that laugh at me when I think, or think I am laughing at them, or laugh when I think about them, or anything involving music.

I'd like to meet:

Elvis, Lennon, Harrison, Hendrix, Stevie Ray Vaughn.... The lawmakers that figure I should get a ticket for not wearing my seatbelt,... while millions of children are allowed to ride in school buses everyday that don't have seatbelts???..... The guy that sold "Brail" buttons to the Banks' for their drive-up ATM's? WTF?, whoever convinced the world that "Caviar" tastes good and is worth alot of money, they're fish eggs dude, just nasty fish eggs., I guess the dude that sold "Snails" as "Fine Dining", is probably the same guy with the fish egg scam, The guy that wrote the "Are you Jell'in" commercial, so I can tell him that the 70's called and they have a gig for him, That dude in Africa that has a zillion dollars stuck in his bank account and needs my help to get it out of his country ( I deleted his email by mistake, and I know he was counting me to help him), I am on it right now Nambiwhatenham, I am your man.

Music:

It's all good. As long as it is not faked. Anything played by Tommy "Guitar" Nash.

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, Matrix, The Big Lebowski, Joe Dirt, Barney.

Television:

Boston Legal, The "Daily" Show, History Channel, Discovery, Comedy Central

Books:

I like the ones that have big colorful pictures and don't require a lot of effort to read. If they have "pop-up's", all the better. I prefer color over black and white, in english, with real big page numbers.

Heroes:

Anyone with a life that suck's, that has the courage to face another day smiling, people that prefer healing over hurting others, anyone that can laugh in the face of adversity, and unplug from the drama that surrounds them. The "Underdog", people that do the right thing, when no one is looking. (And not just because they fear returning to jail)

My Blog

***You Named It What???***

You  named it WHAT?  #1 You  named it what? #2You   named  it what? #3 You  named it what? #4You  named it what? #5You  named it what? #6You  named it...
Posted by Paulie on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 04:41:00 PST

**TEXAS SIZE GATOR**

Everything is Bigger in Texas         This Alligator was photographed by a Helicopter in Lake Conroe with an adult deer in his mouth. For those not familiar Lake Conroe it is nort...
Posted by Paulie on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 07:02:00 PST

**You Gotta Love This Logic**

Subject: You gotta love this logic. Life is set up backwards: The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get in the ...
Posted by Paulie on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 09:17:00 PST

**How to Avoid a Good Southern "AssWhuppin'**

Fifteen ways to avoid a good Southern ass whuppin' Issued by the Southern Tourism Bureau to ALL visiting Northerners and Mid-Western Urbanites:1) Don't order filet mignon or pasta primavera at Wa...
Posted by Paulie on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 08:47:00 PST