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About Me

I made my myspace layout using Pimp-My-Profile.com

Your Personality Is Like Acid
A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict.
One moment you're in your own little happy universe...
And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?

My Interests

Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'n Roll !!! Taking over third world countries, representing guilty people in court, running for senate in nations I made up in my head, stealing from the church and our television veiwers. party my ass off with my friends, run around naked, start fires, hurt myself skateboarding, and make up this retarded shit. Vote Shitz '08

I'd like to meet:

Myself

Music:

ROCK AND ROLL!!! Only rock, in it's many, many forms. Angels play Guitar!!! Not fucking harps!

Movies:

Anything with Guitars, donkeys , monkeys, midgets, pornstars, partys, drugs, boobs, guns, beer, cartoon characters, tattooes, harleys, muscle cars, bombs, boobs, and zombies all in the same movie.

Television:

Trippy Cartoons, they are more interesting than people

Books:

i dont reed boox withowt pikchurz

Heroes:

Adolphus Busch, Jim Beam,and Captain Caveman!!!

My Blog

what I think

I think fergie looks like a worn out, high mileage, AMC Gremlin if AMC Gremlins were hookers. I wonder how thick that layer of make up,sweat, b.o., and animal jizz is ? Also on that list are bri...
Posted by Rev. Jimmy Shitz on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 11:44:00 PST

The Handicapped

I perfectly understand things are really difficult for handicapped people. But regardless of your handicap, unless it's being blind, or have functioning problems driving should not be a problem at all...
Posted by Rev. Jimmy Shitz on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 09:20:00 PST

so bored it's scary

I'm so fucking bored right now that I could just turn around , face the security camera, drop my pants, and take a big 'ol shit right here on the keyboard !
Posted by Rev. Jimmy Shitz on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 12:29:00 PST

Holy Frijoles !??

What the fuck is so holy about beans ? Is that supposed to be a racist comment or something ? I don't get it. Just like how I've been hearing about Mexican jumping beans my whole life. Is that another...
Posted by Rev. Jimmy Shitz on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 12:19:00 PST

Sane

What a fake fucking word ! Sane ! Every fucking horrorscope says nearly the same thing. I'm insane. Everytime I see a fucking shrink same damn thing. All the symptoms of insanity, yet all the paranoia...
Posted by Rev. Jimmy Shitz on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 11:19:00 PST

Rosie

Rosie O'Donnell should be tossed in a corn grinder and fed to the arabs in gitmo ! Fat skanky cunt !
Posted by Rev. Jimmy Shitz on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 10:50:00 PST

Bahhhh Fucking Humbug !!!!!!!!

Here come the fucking holidays, yay . I fucking HATE the holidays, only exceptions are the 4th of July, and Halloween. Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years. Fuck that shit, all the relatives that I don'...
Posted by Rev. Jimmy Shitz on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 08:59:00 PST

Salespeople

I fucking hate salespeople ! Everyone of those motherfuckers is a liar, even if they are a "friend". Salespeople of almost all caliber really are scum. Whether they are renting apartments, selli...
Posted by Rev. Jimmy Shitz on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 10:02:00 PST

McDonald's is a fucking drug !!!

Do you disagree ? Stop eating that shit for a while, kind of a reverse super size me. Then order ANYTHING you want , wait 15 minutes and see how you feel. It's like a bad trip that just won't go...
Posted by Rev. Jimmy Shitz on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 09:47:00 PST

Pedigree

Just a stupid thought, or is it? I've been thinking of getting a dog lately, and of course the questions. What breed, color, attitude, personality...etc. Then I thought, what if I were a dog? Would I ...
Posted by Rev. Jimmy Shitz on Tue, 16 May 2006 02:46:00 PST