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About Me


psst. i am the happiest i have ever been ... ever.
caroline --
[noun]:
extremely extreme!

my name is caroline.
i live most of the time in northampton with my boyfriend, we are currently looking for a new house/flat, and the rest of the time in long buckby with my family. i also have a huge family and lots of friends in malawi. they are brilliant. i love them all very much. i hope i will get the chance to see them all again soon.
i was born in birmingham. brummy. i am a fraction norweigen, the rest british. i have lived in birmingham, manchester, staffordshire, belgium, and northamptonshire.
i have alot of rad friends, and i have a wonderfully gorgeous boyfriend, but unfortunatley he farts alot, and picks his nose. BUT i am very lucky.
there are some people i miss & some people i don't miss. there are people i love & people i hate. some people i wish i could meet & some people i pray i will never meet.
i have a beautiful strawberry red car.
my past is full of loves, lusts, & short-term romances.
my present is full of loves, lusts, & short-term romances.
my future is bound to be full of loves, lusts, & short-term romances.
this is ok. i like it this way.
this is what kind of person i am:
lazy, happy, moody, honest, creative, polite, friendly, & original. ish.
i believe that i am slightly dyslexic, but it's just an excuse because i'll never be as clever as the rest of my family.
i have really bad eyesight. i wear glasses. glasses have become an obsession.
i'm slightly deaf in one ear. i struggle to know which direction some noises are coming from.
the summer time makes me ill.
i like to:-
wear bright blue, it's my favourite colour.
drink ribena & drink cups of tea, but not at the same time.
take photographs, & look at photographs, they remind me of past times.
draw pictures in black biros, or more like scribbe.
type in lowercase, it looks less 'adult'.
sleep in, i hate the feeling when you first wake up.
be indoors when it's pouring with rain outdoors, satisfaction.
get post, i know someone's thinking of me.
browse ebay, cheap.
go to carboot sales & charity shops, cheap.
make cakes, especially with rachie.
make, listen to, & receive mixtapes,
i dislike:-
blood, it's gross.
needles, they hurt.
the dark, it's scary.
being alone, it's lonely (duh!).
idiots, need i explain?
false people, be true!
small talk, it's pointless.
multi-tasking, it involves more concentration.
i do:
sing in the shower, it's fun.
jump about when i get excited, it's natural.
chew my cheeks when i get nervous or bored, it hurts.
read postsecret, because i'm nosey.
think alot, too much.
care about other people, alot.
have a short temper, like my daddy.
get jealous really easily.
i do not:
keep a journal, my life's not that interesting.
have a very good memory, most of you know.
like to be bossed around, who does?
learn from my mistakes, even though i'm a quick learner.
these are my favourite people:
i love this girl very much.
she draws in the sand for me.
my brother (and my sister-in-law).
lizzi, my oldest friend, love you.
am i too much in love?
more? [email protected]
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My Interests

seeing my friends.

going for drives.

listening to music.

getting creative.

playing the piano, flute & clarinet.

spending money which i don't have.

seeing live performances.

eating at nandos with aran.

I'd like to meet:


i would love to party with these people ..

paris hilton & nicole richie.

mary-kate & ashley olsen.

hilary duff.

kelly osbourne.

linsay lohan.

Music:

i like alot of artists ...

saves the day.

osker

rilo kiley.

the weakerthans.

the new amsterdams & the get up kids.

gregory and the hawk.

letters to cleo.

the anniversary.

the early november.

fingers cut, megamachine!

Movies:

the rocky horror show.

mean girls.

freaky friday.

olsen twin movies.

hook.

peter pan.

alice in wonderland.

ghost world.

Television:

the osbournes.

the simple life.

ricki lake.

vanessa feltz show.

planet earth.

Books:

post secret books.

found magazine.

biographies.

overheard in new york.

practical magic.

Heroes:

my friends

My Blog

i stole this ...

... from my friend alex.it made me laugh alot - i hope it does the same for most of you.
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help me help them?

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wisbech

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africa diary - day 9

i woke up at 7 today as my mum was being quite loud when she got up. we didn't have much planned for today, but my dad needed to go into City Centre to get some money changed, so we decided to buy ou...
Posted by disaster is your best trick ♥ on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 01:11:00 PST

africa diary - day 8

we all got up really early today to go to the lake. we had breakfast and set off at 8. it took about an hour and a half to get to Salima. there were people selling fish and live chickens on the way. ...
Posted by disaster is your best trick ♥ on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:50:00 PST

africa diary - day 7

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africa diary - day 5

today we decided to go out of lilongwe centre, so started to head out to kamuzu dam. to get there we needed to go through likuni. this was the real malawi. it's a village with alot of people, a few s...
Posted by disaster is your best trick ♥ on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 01:41:00 PST

africa diary - day 4

i thought i had to attend wedding rehersals today, but apprently that's tomorrow. so after breakfast we went to the animal sanctuary. it was K20 to get in. that's less than 10 pence.in the entrance t...
Posted by disaster is your best trick ♥ on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 01:18:00 PST