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Beerface

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About Me

A creation by the good the awful and the down right stinkin.
Dirtcore Deathsquad is ashamed to present to you,
Beerface ‘the humble great one’, a big skinny granny fucker
who’s life consists of mickey mouse videos, santa porn, fat
bald women and plenty of people screaming at him and calling
him a bastard. What you may think is a horrid sight, you pull
that face that looks as if you’ve just seen 3 indians slaughter
your best friend with spears and then eat him raw. Beerface
promises to bring to you the best crap you’ve ever let sound
waves stream from your stereo to them big lugs on each side
of your head. If you want a cd, book 2 years in advance because
i couldn’t be fuckin arsed to do such things in fact your probably
better not doing it at all, so you have to make do with what I’ve
got on this page, enjoy. Come back or not, be nice fuckers.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 5/4/2006
Band Website: my-gaping-dirt.com
Band Members: Beerface aka MC 9/11
aka Wee Wide Arty
aka Prince Harry the 31st
aka Mr Bigglesworth
aka The Tallest Of The Couchmin
(Beats by Roysta, Sexual Abuse by The Bangtail Cat )

Influences: Jammy Dodgers
Peter Pan
The Jungle Book
Cardboard Beer Boxes
Whipped Cream
Battered Mars Bars
Fat, Old, Bald Women

Sounds Like: Cum being drunk from a bleeding anus.
Record Label: Pink & Fluffy Records
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Dear Dairy....

When I touch myself I'm mostly thinking about severely deformed children. I also wear my dad's boxers. I cantnot tell you how much I like pizza so much it give me tapeworm. every time I do dirt it pop...
Posted by Beerface on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 02:30:00 PST

Dear Dairy.........

Three weeks ago I fingered my bum hole until it bleed. I smeared the blood on my face like pocahontas and sucked my brothers smelly willy while he sleep. After running to the front shops naked and fl...
Posted by Beerface on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 02:08:00 PST