The Drink Fuelled Swagger Of The Judas Cow |
After mother nature and the universe bestowed unto me the power of Greyskull and a throat full of locusts every time I urinated in public and toothless fellatio every time I blasphemed, the earth chil...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Oct 2008 07:23:00 GMT |
The Chemistry Of Degradation And Lunacy |
And so it was with bleery-eyed belligerent indifference that I delved into the violent depths of the human mind in a quest for self-anguish and despicable personal torment on colossal levels of brutal...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 21:33:00 GMT |
The Carnivorous Acts Of The Dandelion Girl |
She use to wake up, position a large jar around her drowsy anus, violently flatulate into it, place the jar over her nose and mouth and inhale deeply until she was wearing a mask of morning puke and s...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 06:41:00 GMT |
Jack Scratch - He Hides In Your Toilet Bowl |
I ate out her hepatitis like I was dunking for rotting apples in a pool of cat shit, all boisterous and belligerent acting the big man in front of the mangled corpse of Kenny Everett. The scene was no...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 06:40:00 GMT |
Deaths Salty Tears On The Bosom Of My Indignity |
Back when incest was as common as electro-convulsive-masturbation, the worldwas rife with unbridled drug fuelled decadence and fickle sexual orientation, eyes bleed black soup in blurry reminiscence.N...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 05:38:00 GMT |
Vomit-Sores, Razor-Lips And The Lonely Priapism |
It wasn't that jesus was opposed to being urinated upon, it's just his teeth had weaved themselves together and speaking was as easy as parapalegic tap-dancing.So it was, that yellow streams of blatte...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 05:38:00 GMT |
A Chorus Of A Thousand Abortions Doing The Can-Can |
With an impression of glitch-static apathy scrawled across my face like the end of a bukkake party, I slowly slipped into my best Elvis impersonation while slipping on a banana peel before slipping in...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 05:37:00 GMT |
The Bestially Acts Of Un-lubricated Procrastination |
As the greedy hangover cloaks his groggy arms around me and smothers me in his stale cape of lethargy, I dream of cycling seat -less in a defiant act sexual liberation. Instead, I paint the walls with...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 08:16:00 GMT |
As The Gravy-Lice Scuttle From Your Lips |
Jesus glared down disparagingly from the crucifix, all bleedy and forlorn, as I dined al fresco on the aborted child's head, all gore-happy and satisfied.With viscera teeth of lust I tongued the chose...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 08:16:00 GMT |
Knee Deep In The Guts Of A Million Creationists |
It was with transcendental beauty and disposable sex that I vomited the personification of horrendousness all down my top. The dry cleaners won't like this, I thought. Well they wouldn't if I hadn't a...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 08:15:00 GMT |
