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maritza

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About Me


Well, I am pretty tired of looking for guys at the bar, so I thought I'd give this a try. I am a very laid back and giving person (I'm a teacher), and pretty much I try to make everything I do in life fun. I also love to laugh, and the more funny a guy is, the better the chances I will be attracted to them. I love to go out and party, but at the same time I am all about cuddling up on the couch with a good movie. While you might call me a bit of a girlie girl at times, I also love to hang out in sweats and watch sports with the guys (and girls!). Basically I am looking for a guy who not only shares my intrests, but is sweet, romantic, and passionate, because I am all those things. So if you're a good guy with a good heart who likes to have fun- I may be the girl for you!
When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water? shower?
Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle? yes
Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal essence commercial? yes
Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings? yes
Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower? no
Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot? yes
How old do you look? 19
How old do you act? 28
Have you recently become a member of anything? yes
Do you kiss with your eyes opened or closed? open
Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull? no
Do you ever intentionally vomit after eating? no
If you were working on a pirate ship, what would you most likely be? captain's sidekick
Have you ever called anyone a slut? no
Have you ever been called a slut? no
Have you ever smuggled something into your country? yes
Does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive? yes

My Interests

dining, family, movies, listening to music, outdoor activities, watching sports, travel, television, health/fitness

Are You A Poser? *PICS*

Obvious Poser.
Please tell me you took this quiz as a joke. Ok everyone is can listen to whatever they want and wear whatever they want but don't think ur so fucking hardcore cuz u wear black and don't listen to pop. Stop calling ur self punk! You're making a joke out of ur self.