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The Sacred Dice

This is not a band. It's a way

About Me

The Sacred Dice is the bombastic brain child of brothers Anthony and Louis Cristofani, who decided to make the lost art of risk and gamble (especially in career and love!) holy again. They formed the band while Anthony was in prison, writing songs in the visiting room when Louis came to visit. They recruited Lindsey Kate Cristofani (Anthony's wife), a Muse (the Muse of Pop Music), painter, short-fiction writer, and solo artist in her own right (www.myspace.com/lindseykatecristofani). They tossed in Carter "the mad scientist of bass" Wallace (www.myspace.com/carterwallace) for extra spice and now they are here to save you from 'whatever' and 'same old same old' and 'ya know, how it is.' They are above all a live act--unpredictable, theatrical, dance-happy, improvisatory, more like a circus than a rock show, and overflowing with enough love to make even Roberto Benigni proud. If you prefer your artists to 'shut up and sing' as they told the Dixie Chicks, we are not your band. If you like cliche's and bad poetry, we are not your band. Prometheus brought fire to the people. Safe record companies put out the flames. We're stealing the fire back. Come roll high with The Sacred Dice, you high rollers!Layouts By Shealey

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Member Since: 7/27/2004
Band Website: sacreddice.com
Band Members:
Anthony Cristofani: Vocals, guitars, harmonica, lightsaber
Lindsey Kate Cristofani: Vocals, keyboards, lightsaber

Louis Cristofani: Piano, Vocals, lightsaber
Carter Wallace: bass. badass bass.

Animal: Drums

Fabio Cannavaro: Lindsey Kate's personal masseuse
Other Dicers: Thomas Lee, Evan Barnes, and all of you who risk it all for beauty and truth art and love
Artist: Daniel Dawson
Band sage: Spencer Hawkins
Band psychologist: Vanessa Dawn Carlisle
Bob Dylan Scholars: David and Stephen Yosifon
Photography: Carla Acevedo Eldredge
Video: Richard Sanchez

Influences: U2, The Flaming Lips, Wilco, Phish, Bruce Springsteen, Bob Dylan, Friedrich Nietzsche, Leonard Cohen, Spiritualized, the Muppet Show!, Fishbone, Gomez, Oasis, The Beach Boys, Stevie Wonder, Star Wars, Andy Warhol, Andy Kaufmann, Aristotle, James Joyce, 1920 Paris, Oliver Stone, Tim Burton, Charles Bukowski, Jim Morrison, Hunter S. Thompson, the Greek Gods Hermes and Dionysus, Roberto Benigni, Herbert Marcuse, Sophie B. Hawkins, mind-altering substances, mind-alteringly honest people
Sounds Like: Freedom, Truth, Beauty and of course LOVE!

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The Sacred Dice expands unto apotheosis: it now encompasses everything we do!

Carter, Lindsey Kate and I had a revelation at Burning Man this year, when someone asked us what "The Sacred Dice" was, confronted with our glorious logo on Lindsey Kate's girly jogging shorts.  ...
Posted by The Sacred Dice on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 06:29:00 PST

Urgent!! sept 20 we can help Bukowski!

Article to be read!!http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1662188,0 0.htmlHelp out in any fucking way that you can..."The vacant property isn...
Posted by The Sacred Dice on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 01:48:00 PST

New song: Amor Matris

Please enjoy the new song we posted here, "Amor Matris."  It is recorded at home, so we apologize if it does not meet your professional standards.  It is named after the latin "love of the m...
Posted by The Sacred Dice on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:07:00 PST

New Lindsey Kate songs on her site/The Sacred Dice hiatus

Lots of changes here in the heart of the Rebel Alliance.  The Sacred Dice are on hiatus as Louis and Lindsey Kate work on her solo career, and Anthony applies to grad schools in order to become t...
Posted by The Sacred Dice on Sat, 05 May 2007 04:59:00 PST

Anthony and Lindsey Kate at UCR Conference

Anthony will reading a dialogue with Jon Cotner from the University of Buffalo at the UC Riverside Disjunction Conference tomorrow, Friday, April 6.  We are on at 3pm in theLindsey Kate will be c...
Posted by The Sacred Dice on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 10:56:00 PST

Lindsey Kate solo project

In addition to her Dicey duties, Lindsey Kate is working on a solo project with producer Mark Batson.  Demo songs, written by her and the Cristofani brothers, will be up on her myspace site next ...
Posted by The Sacred Dice on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 12:09:00 PST

Listen to us on radio live Monday 3.12.07!

..> 03/12/2007 02:30 PM - KDHR.net CSU Dominguez Hills [Edit] [Cancel] ...
Posted by The Sacred Dice on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 09:59:00 PST

Featured Artist of the week: Rock Induced Labor

http://www.rockinducedlabor.com/rock induced laborenjoy!  Vegas style baby,Your friendly neighborhood dicers
Posted by The Sacred Dice on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 10:52:00 PST

The Sacred Dice are artist of the week on MTVu!

That's right!  We are artist of the week at MTV u.  Go to mtvu.com to check it out!  Hopefully soon our lyrics will be added to the standard curricula at fine American universities, as ...
Posted by The Sacred Dice on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 03:09:00 PST

Live Hiatus (What We're Up To)

You may be asking, where are the Dice?!  I see no shows coming up, they never seem to run around naked thru downtown L.A. anymore.We are on a hiatus for most of 2007.  Louis and Anthony are ...
Posted by The Sacred Dice on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 02:24:00 PST