the shaft |
everyone gets it once and awhile. Whether it has to do with work, school, the family, or friends, everyone gets the shaft. aka, the short straw, the shitty end of the stick. Is that last one even one ... Posted by ashley e. on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 02:00:00 PST |
i really like |
the new hilary duff song "Stranger".
Especially the chorus.
Don't hate me. Posted by ashley e. on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 02:24:00 PST |
at work today-august 26th edition |
i am wringing out the mop. adele walks to me and shoves something in my apron pocket. she stares at it.
"what is this?" i ask, knowing that it is a giant coffee filter that she has just shoved in my p... Posted by ashley e. on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 02:37:00 PST |
at work today. |
a man came in, saw ben willis working, and started chuckling.
"Well well well, look what the wind blew in." says ben, polishing the mocha pump.
the man chuckles more.
i empty the dishwasher.
still...i... Posted by ashley e. on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 01:32:00 PST |
divine intervention |
Last night I was hanging out with Matt and had to be home by one. We walked out to my car and talked for longer than we should have. I knew I was going to be late, but I had my iPod in the car and was... Posted by ashley e. on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 09:03:00 PST |
put your hands where my eyes could see |
watch this.
... Posted by ashley e. on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 03:21:00 PST |
Guess boxes and Snyder's Pretzels. |
I meant to write about this awhile ago...but it kept getting subconciously pushed back in my mind...
On June 6th, my rat, Dutchess died. I was going upstairs to wash my face and I saw her outside of h... Posted by ashley e. on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 06:03:00 PST |
smoky eyes |
i left britt and mitch's apartment at 2:15. as i was walking out to my car, a something bounded into the street. "hi kitty. kitty kitty." i say, thinking it was probably a neighborhood stray... Posted by ashley e. on Mon, 21 May 2007 11:27:00 PST |
hidden treasures? |
disclaimer: i'm sorry if this is offensive to anyone, as i find it absolutely hysterical, yet wrong on so many levels as well.
It's your average friday. I'm getting ready for school. It's 9 am and I s... Posted by ashley e. on Mon, 14 May 2007 12:02:00 PST |
married to the sea |
I LOVE THESE. MY FAVORITES:... Posted by ashley e. on Thu, 10 May 2007 12:20:00 PST |