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KLEPTO since BIRTH: NEW YEAR TIME 2 FULFILL DREAMS

Klepto

About Me

Creidit: Layout made by Mishka Profile Pimp MySpace Layouts Contact Tables MySpace Icons MySpace Comments I edited my profile at ProfilePimp.comIm a Colombian 28 year old straight man. I work at ASCAPas a Legal Assistant. I am into modyfing my car. Currently owns a 2006 Scion TC.Well there are two sides to me...there's Jefferson a/k/a Jeff then there is the other side of me known as Klepto.If you want to know anything then just ask. Other than that F*CK OFF. LOL.

My Interests

Hooking my car up, basketball, football, cars, music, having fun....bugging out....just enjoying life. Having fun enough said... width="425" height="350" ..

I'd like to meet:

Your results:
You are Green Lantern Green Lantern 95% Catwoman 80% Iron Man 75% Hulk 70% The Flash 70% Superman 65% Batman 60% Supergirl 50% Robin 50% Spider-Man 45% Wonder Woman 40% Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.
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You are Apocalypse Apocalypse 88% Catwoman 77% Two-Face 75% Magneto 73% Lex Luthor 72% Dr. Doom 72% Juggernaut 71% The Joker 68% Venom 66% Kingpin 62% Green Goblin 59% Riddler 55% Dark Phoenix 54% Poison Ivy 51% Mystique 51% Mr. Freeze 47% You believe in survival of the fittest and you believe that you are the fittest.
Click here to take the "Which Super Villain am I?" quiz...
I'd like to meet Bill Clinton -- that nigga is the man. Also interested in meeting is anyone with success stories -- rags to riches, a hand full of NBA players, also always interested in meeting down to earth people that like to have fun, clown around, laugh, into modifying cars (which is my super interest).

Music:


MyHotComments

Movies:

Two interpretatons for the colors of the flag:1.The yellow symbolizes sovereignty and justice; the blue nobility, loyalty and vigilance; and the red valor, honor, generosity and victory achieved at the high cost of bloodshed.2. Yellow: universal liberty; blue: the equality of all races and social classes before God and the law; Red: fraternityAs a very popular Colombian kids song says.... YELLOW is our gold BLUE is our vast seas (oceans) and RED is the blood that gave us our freedom... (from Spain)COLOMBIA BABY!!!!! lmao a must read for my colombianos!!El colombiano no se emborracha... SE PRENDE Y SE VUELVE LOCO El colombiano no tiene amigos TIENE PARCEROS,TIENE LLAVES Elcolombiano no se burla... LA MONTA. El colombiano no se enamora... SE TRAGA. El colombiano no conversa... HABLA MIERDA. El colombiano no hace el amor...PICHA Y CULEA El colombiano no molesta... ES CANSON. El colombiano no baila... RUMBEA Y AZOTA BALDOSA El colombiano no va a una fiesta.. VA A UNA RUMBA. El colombiano no pide... GOTEREA El colombiano no se molesta... SE EMPUTA. El colombiano no te insulta TE MADREA. El colombiano no te golpea ... TE LEVANTA. El colombiano no fracasa... LA EMBARRA. El colombiano no sale corriendo ... SALE EN PURA...HIJUEPUTA. El colombiano no se trepa... SE MONTA. El colombiano no es difícil... SE LE PONE TENAZ. El colombiano no es molestoso... ES INMAMABLE. El colombiano no es un tipo alegre... ES LA CAGADA. El colombiano no conquista... HACE LEVANTES. El colombiano no es un tipo bueno... ES UN REBACANO. El colombiano no es creído... SE CREE UNA CHIMBA. El colombiano no hace negocios raros... ES TRAQUETO Y TORCIDO. El colombiano no come bananas... COME BANANOS. El colombiano no come dulces pequeños ... COME BANANAS. El colombiano no dice aguas!!!!, cuidado!!!!, Aguarda!!!!. DICE PILAS PAPA!!! El colombiano no dice baterías... DICE PILAS. El colombiano no es inteligente... ES ABEJA, ES VIVO. El colombiano no solo dice hola... TAMBIÉN DICE: ENTONCES QUE!!!, BIEN O QUE!!!!, COMO VAS?, BIEN O PA'QUE!!!! El colombiano no dice una mujer facil... dice UNAPATIALEGRE. El colombiano no dice eso tan feo... DICE: ESA MIERDA TIENE HUEVO O QUE BOLETA.En el mundo dicen GOOOOOOOOOL!!!!, Gooooooooooll... pero en COLOMBIA la mayoria le ponen nombre y apellido y dicen: GOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL HIJUEPUTAAAAAAA!!!!!!! Y digan si no es verdad? Si quiere conocer el caribe, vaya a Cuba o a Republica Dominicana; Si quiere conocer el pacifico, vaya a Chile; Si quiere conocer los Andes, Vaya al Ecuador; Si quiere conocer la selva Amazónica, vaya al Brasil; Si quiere conocer las culturas precolombinas, vaya a México o Perú; Pero si quiere ver todas esas cosas reunidas Y NO TIENE PLATA PA ESTAR VIAJANDO DE UN LADO PA OTRO, vaya a COLOMBIA ¡¡¡¡¡PAPA¡¡¡¡ QUE ALLÁ SI SE LE ATIENDE COMO EN CASA, SE PASA UNA CHIMBA
You scored as Dragon. Dragon: Now talk about a legend. These magnificent creatures are of many species. Some can be as large as the Earth itself, while others are as small as a mouse. One image that comes to everyone's mind is the large, fire breathing Dragons that loathed humans and loved to sleep on massive piles of gold. Not all dragons have a bad reputation. Most dragons are very wise, caring, and protective. It would make a person very lucky indeed to meet a dragon. Especially if they walked away untouched. I admire your wisdom, for you are the Ancient Dragon.

Dragon


67%

Angel


58%

Mermaid


50%

Demon


50%

WereWolf


34%

Faerie


25%
What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)
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Television:

Lost House Everyone Loves Raymond Spike TV Smallville Desperate House Wives

Books:

Ive read a few to remember them all.But I like murder mysteries type books, something with a nice thick plot to blow your mind away.

Heroes:

Me Myself & IThe question is who do I admire....anyone who made something for themselves on their own not some hand me down shit.

My Blog

MY CELEBRITY LOOK ALIKES -- WHATCHA THINK?

http://www.myheritage.com/collage...
Posted by KLEPTO since BIRTH: NEW YEAR TIME 2 FULFILL DREAMS on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 11:39:00 PST

ASCrAPers @ Down The Hatch 08/03/2007

I want to take an opportunity to personally thank everyone who showed up. It meant allot to me. I want to also excuse "my reputation" yeah yeah yeah I got a lil loose w/the liqs once again -- shrugs...
Posted by KLEPTO since BIRTH: NEW YEAR TIME 2 FULFILL DREAMS on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 07:52:00 PST

Chasing the Moon

Foot step, foot step, foot step.Huff n puff, heavy breathing.Gravel, concrete & black top moving underneath my feet.Chasing the Moon...Pick up the pace trying to catch the Moon...Oh so far yet try to ...
Posted by KLEPTO since BIRTH: NEW YEAR TIME 2 FULFILL DREAMS on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 07:58:00 PST

NATASHA JANE MUSIC on XMRADIO "The City" with DJ Xclusive

NATASHA JANE MUSIC on XMRADIO "The City" with DJ XclusiveTune in to hear NJ on "The City" with DJ Xclusive today!"Do Ya" & "Breakin Ya Neck!" debuting today!ONLINE ACCESS:Go to xmradio.com, click "lis...
Posted by KLEPTO since BIRTH: NEW YEAR TIME 2 FULFILL DREAMS on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 01:36:00 PST

Media's views & My personal acheivements...

I feel compelled for my own personal reassurance that all my hard work, all my dedication and my perseverance for the past 6 months have been for a valid reason. Let me begin by telling you that last ...
Posted by KLEPTO since BIRTH: NEW YEAR TIME 2 FULFILL DREAMS on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 09:30:00 PST

A message to all the HATERZ!!!

To all the Haterz... You can hate me now, today, tomorrow and forever.  I ain't never gonna stop.  You can keep talking about me.  Please, mention my name.  Discuss me.  Try a...
Posted by KLEPTO since BIRTH: NEW YEAR TIME 2 FULFILL DREAMS on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 12:36:00 PST

Tag you are it...

Thanks Alex....Here's how you play: Once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 10 people to be tagged, li...
Posted by KLEPTO since BIRTH: NEW YEAR TIME 2 FULFILL DREAMS on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 04:33:00 PST

DRUNK BY MYSELF...

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Posted by KLEPTO since BIRTH: NEW YEAR TIME 2 FULFILL DREAMS on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 12:35:00 PST

Jesus Walks...

I am always told that I need to have more faith.  I am also told that if I embrace "him" more then maybe things will result in the way that I want.  I am a man of little faith.  I am Catholic but I do...
Posted by KLEPTO since BIRTH: NEW YEAR TIME 2 FULFILL DREAMS on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 06:50:00 PST

CONCERT @ CITY HALL PARK 06/15/2007

THESE ARE JUST SMALL VIDEO CLIPS...NOTCH PERFORMING... BOBBY VALENTINO AKA BOBBY V PERFORMING... ...
Posted by KLEPTO since BIRTH: NEW YEAR TIME 2 FULFILL DREAMS on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 06:48:00 PST