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About Me

Call me around 2300 (that's 11:00 pm ) any day, at 801-231-3072
If I do not answer... at least leave me a message... I will call back...
Feel free to send text and picture messages to me... I have unlimited for a reason...
Also, feel free to message me on MSN Messenger at [email protected]
Lets see here... I'm Garavatti (Mike... but just the last name is cooler) I'm a smart ass... and I really don't like the general public. If I get to know you, I tend to like you better. Feel free to talk to me, anytime.
Now for some quick interests
Zombies - The thing I love to hate... Nothing in this world do I loathe more then the walking dead. I have spent many an hour contemplating what to do when these buggers show up. The last year has been dedicated to preparing for the infestation, with an intense training program, and educating myself for wilderness survival.
Booze - Let's talk booze. I love this little category... I have been a big drinker for a few years now, and have had may a different drink. I would have to say that Beer is my favorite thing to drink. I don't have loyalty to a particular brand, but I guess that if I had to pick one, I would have to go with good old Pabst Blue Ribbon As far as mixed drinks go... I'll take a Scotch and Soda, on the rocks, or a Whiskey and Soda, on the rocks. I am of course willing to try anything.
Entertaining Myself Well, as far as entertaining myself goes, I like to read watch movies, and television, and play video games. Where books are concerned I love fantasy books, Like the Sword of Truth series by Terry Goodkind . Orson Scott Card is another one of my favorites. I love his series about Ender. And I couldn't forget about Douglas Adams , and his Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy . I love movies, I own over 300 of them. I watch every genere from Chick Flicks to Action to Documentary films . But, I really would rather watch a good Horror flick . I watch quite a bit of the Food Network, and The History Channel. And for video games, right now all I play is Deadrising
Long story short my great grandfather was involved with a group of individuals which were no longer welcome in the country, so we lost our vineyards and live here now.
Oh to be stamped W O P
Or if you would rather

Dago
Geep
Tony
Zip

Well, I work for the United States Postal Service.
I key letters, Being responsible for the little bar code on the bottom
aside from that, there is not much more to put on here, if you have a question, feel free to ask!
Go Kirby Go!!
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perhaps one of these days, someone will get a few good pictures of me, and I will put them on here...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

I love music of pretty much any type... here are some that I frequently listen to.
A.F.I., AC/D C, Anti-Flag, Anti-Heros, The Aquabats, The B-52's, The Bouncing Souls, Bruisers, The Business, Chocking Victit The Corleones, Daft Punk, Danzig,Death Cab for Cutie, Dethklok, Devo, Disturbed, Dropkick Murhpys, Drowning Pool, Floggin Molly, Goldfinger, Gonads, GWAR, Iron Madian, Jackie Wilson, Judas Priest, Ludwig Van, Madness, Metallica, Michael Jackson, My Chemical Romance, Nine Inch Nails, Nuts & Bolts, Ozone, Powerman 5000, The Postal Service, Queen, Rammstein, The Ramones, Reel Big Fish, Save Ferris, Sparta, Street Dogs, System of a Down, Tatu, Tenacious D, Tism, The Transplants, and I am sure there will be more soon...

Movies:

pretty much, anything with Zombies!!!!

My current top 5 films

A Clockwork Orange
John Carpenter's: The Thing
American Psycho
Green Street Hooligans
Dawn of the Dead

Play it!

Television:

Johnny Cash

Sunday Morning Coming Down
Well, I woke up Sunday morning
With no way to hold my head that didn't hurt.
And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad,
So I had one more for dessert.
Then I fumbled in my closet through my clothes
And found my cleanest dirty shirt.
Then I washed my face and combed my hair
And stumbled down the stairs to meet the day.
I'd smoked my mind the night before
With cigarettes and songs I'd been picking.
But I lit my first and watched a small kid
Playing with a can that he was kicking.
Then I walked across the street
And caught the Sunday smell of someone frying chicken.
And Lord, it took me back to something that I'd lost
Somewhere, somehow along the way.
On a Sunday morning sidewalk,
I'm wishing, Lord, that I was stoned.
'Cause there's something in a Sunday
That makes a body feel alone.
And there's nothing short a' dying
That's half as lonesome as the sound
Of the sleeping city sidewalk
And Sunday morning coming down.
In the park I saw a daddy
With a laughing little girl that he was swinging.
And I stopped beside a Sunday school
And listened to the songs they were singing.
Then I headed down the street,
And somewhere far away a lonely bell was ringing,
And it echoed through the canyon
Like the disappearing dreams of yesterday.
On a Sunday morning sidewalk,
I'm wishing, Lord, that I was stoned.
'Cause there's something in a Sunday
That makes a body feel alone.
And there's nothing short a' dying
That's half as lonesome as the sound
Of the sleeping city sidewalk
And Sunday morning coming down.

Books:

Garavatti --
[noun]:

A master of sexual gratification

'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.comCurrent top 5 Books

A Clockwork Orange - Anthony Burgess
Fight Club - Chuck Palahniuk
Sword of Truth (series) - Terry Goodkind
The Celestine Prophecy - James Reidfeild
Night Chills - Dean Koontz

Heroes:

Myself (yes, you can be your own hero...)

my friends

my family

Charles Beaudelaire

Alex DeLarge

H.A.L. 9000

Nathan Explosion

and of course Joe Pesci... cause he gets shit done

My Blog

Titties and Beer

I love this song, but I didn't want it on the main page.... so here is a blog about it..... Titties and Beer... 'nuff said ...
Posted by Garavatti on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 12:04:00 PST

... another poem

When you're feeling blue, Don't know what to do. Sitting all alone, Waiting by the phone. The world seems so unfair, Noone seems to care. Your dreams are ripped and torn You've got a...
Posted by Garavatti on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 02:10:00 PST

... a poem

Here's a list of things to do,Whilst you're making number two.Yes my humor's awfully blue,But why not make it fun to poo?While you're crapping just pretend,That your butt's an ATM.Withdraw cash from y...
Posted by Garavatti on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST