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Emma no Dilemma

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About Me

Well, I love to go on missions and adventures with my friends. Music and alcohol usually accompany us on our expeditions with mischief and mayhem usually following us closely behind. When I grow up, If I ever do, I am going to be a P.E. teacher. I will ensure that this country wins more gold medals in the future Olympics. Anybody who has seen my wardrobe knows my great love 4 clothes. Along with the love 4 my clothes comes my love 4 shoes, especially dancin shoes. I often hold dancin auditions, if any 1 is interested see me 4 an application form and some magic dancin dust. My heart lies with the football team that goes by the name of Manchester United. It's with them I put my faith, belief, respect and trust. I was rewarded 26th May 1999. People who are unique impress and inspire me. Conversations that are random, controversial with a slice of humour, interest me.

My Interests

My boyfriend is proper mint! My friends are better than yours! I love dancing, even to no music I hate obese people I like waking up without the aid of an alarm clock I say reNember instead of reMember When in Rome . . . . Who? I hate cornerage, all beds should be round Even tho pineapple is a fruit it should still be on any pizza eaten Picnics in the summer are exciting Beer gardens in the summer need to be taken full advantage of The more shoes you own the higher your ranking in society Poetry is sex talk that should be spoken more often I like to express myself with eye make up My fur coat feels nice My tongue bar feels nice When there are more red wine gums in the packet than any other colour I know its going to be a lucky day I like sleeping like a star fish Challenge TV is thrilling Having random phone calls that last more than a hour are worthwhile When a headline band live up to the hype its amazing When an unknown band prove to be worth the entry fee I smile inside Orange, pineapple and lemon juice is nice After a nite out a cheeseburger is a must
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DANNY BOWERS makes me think rude thoughts. Defo has the best bum in the world. He also makes the best poached eggs in the world. Thanks to Dan my diet now consists of more than just oatcakes. Shame he doesn't like the same music as me. He likes to steal my corner of the duvet. He gets jealous of my reversing skills. We like staying up and watching the programmes that have someone doing sign language to them. Sometimes we sport the same hairstyles and are known as Mr and Mrs Wool Head. Fucking love every inch of him, I do! These 5 celebrities drag me out, most nights of the week, on a regular basis, 2 join them in causing chaos. Along the way we invent new dance moves, new enemies and injuries NICOLA TILL aka 'Nikki Till I Die' was born toe first, now knows what a big top is and likes to pick oranges off trees in Ibiza. Recently she turned into a secret cider drinker causing her top lip to stick to her gum LAURA NO BORA is the youngest celebrity and so generates the dancing energy for the group. Her dancin tour has recently taken her to Bournemouth where she weekly holds the over 60's Zimmer frame dance offs JESSICA EVANS has showed me how to make wearin a tash look good, taught me what red wine sick smells like and teached me the Mr Soft dance to Razorlight LOUISE makes me think of the fish fingers, chips and beans incident. When she isn't in the city of wee she likes to drop her cardi in the toilet of wee APRIL MORRIS aka the infamous turd brings class to the group. However, when alcohol enters her blood stream, the poshness drowns and randomness floats. This is also not helped by her crush on CrabyIf it wasn't for these 5 people I would achieve a first class degree! They make me gobble with them on numerous occasions ADAM EDWARDS shares my love for Noel Edmonds and on numerous occasions has lured me into joining him in the lift with the words "No Deal"! JESSICA EVANS revelaed the delights of red wine 2 me and I have never looked back. Together we invent excitin, provocative, or just idiotic words 2 write by peoples names on the register! DAN DAVIES or as most people know him 'The Bear' proves a struggle 2 drag away from the gamblers, only Eddie can gain his attention with the dodo dance! DAN BROWN puts us all 2 shame when he has finished his coursework at least 6 weeks prior to all of us. However, when he gets in the union and his R 'n' B moves come out he is brought back down to our level GUISEPPE ORLANDO is the oldest of the group and brings maturity, wisdom and knowledge. However, his Italian streak kicks in and we all find out why he is known as the stallion! CRAIG BAILEY aka 'My Wannabe Brother' will be famous by the time hes thirty. When playing Monopoly with him do not let him be the banker as he is the biggest cheat ever! He has moved away to live with the sheep in Wales KIRSTY POWELL aka 'The Wannabe Cousin' shares my addiction to cheeseburgers. If you see her drinkin Red Bull and Vodka, stop her immediatly as she is hyperactive enough.

Music:

The Libertines
The Doors
Babyshambles
We Are Scientists
Massive Attack
Blondie
Soulwax
Be Your Own Pet
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
The Kills
Faithless
Kings of Leon
The Strokes
The Music
Death From Above 1979
Panic At The Disco
The Klaxons
The Rapture
The Hives
Sunshine Underground
Jimi Hendrix
The Clash
The Rolling Stones
Kasabian
Prodigy
Primal Scream
Air
Bob Marley
Michael Jackson
Bob Dylan
James Brown
David Bowie
Marvin Gaye
Stevie Wonder
Tavares
The Beatles
The Who
The Kinks
The Infadels
Beck
BRMC
Aphex Twins
Pendulum
Rage Against the Machine
Radiohead
Muse
Foo Fighters
Oasis
Blur
Maximo Park
CSS
Larikin Love
Sugababes
The Killers
Garbage
Amy Winehouse
James Morrison
The Kooks
Barry White
Dirty Pretty Things
Jet
Bloc Party
The Verve
OCS
The Cure
Pulp
Suede
The Coral
The White Stripes

Movies:

Save the Last Dance, Dirty Dancing, Sleeping Beauty, Trainspotting, Freddy Got Fingered,

Television:

Big Brothers Big Mouth, Shameless, Skins, Hollyoaks, Challenge TV, Sky Sports News, Match of the Day, Emmerdale, Friday Night Project,

Heroes:

Schmeichel, Parker, Pallister, Irwin, Bruce, Sharpe and Ince. Hughes, McClair, Keane and Cantona. Robson, Kanchelsis and Giggs!SIR Alex Ferguson.

My Blog

21st Birthday Weekender, 118 118!

I dont no how but I made it 2 the old age of 21! Heres the photos of the birthday weekender Round 1 Friday Nite Startin off with us Numpties dressin up as 118. We were equipped with red runnin...
Posted by Emma no Dilemma on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 10:43:00 PST

The Celebrities At V 2006

V 2006 Photos and Explainations What A Random Weekend Camp NumptiesMany thanks to chef Jessica 4 feedin me the nicest burgers done on a BBQ ever! I think the cheese slices supplied by myself went dow...
Posted by Emma no Dilemma on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 02:10:00 PST

Splish Splash

Yesterday I got the chance to recapture my youth. Myself, Craig, Carl and Zoƫ went on an expedition to Waterworld, YES the UKs No 1 Indoor Water park, or so Im lead to believe. Things have change...
Posted by Emma no Dilemma on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 06:36:00 PST